jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Which leads me to my next question, how are YOU doing right now? I figure as long as DC stays out of the hospital, he must be better than he was. I can think of about 40 people who are more deserving of his health problems than he is. I admit that my aunt who was car jacked is out of ICU and improving, to the point that I got to talk to her on the phone today. I admit that my aunt who was car jacked promptly read me the riot act when I answered truthfully when the last time I went to mass OR confession. I admit that having an aunt who is a nun is not all its cracked up to be. I admit that I got one of her wonderful laughs when I said, in all sincerity, "Aunt Margaret, if I were to actually go to confession and mass, the church might just cave in on me." I admit that she did say something that has me deeply concerned.... she is considering asking to be transferred to the local convent to keep a closer eye on her misguided nephew. I admit that with the exceptions of commandments 1, 2, 6, 7, 8 and 9, the rest are broken with great regularity, which then begs the question, "Since I could not tell my own mother no, I am not going to mass, how in the world am I going to tell her favorite sister, my favorite aunt, there is no way on this planet I am going to mass... and survive? I admit you should keep all rulers out of her reach. I admit that the first time my aunt figured I was 'misguided' was when I was expelled from a Catholic high school. All I was doing was selling smoke, condoms and other items from my locker..... I am not concerned with rulers, Aunt Margaret was the one that taught me how to pitch a baseball....
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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