jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: WhoreMods It might not be your language skills you're famous for. the only thing I am known for is being the one and only person in the entire history of the Wylie Independent School district to manage to blow all the windows out of the chemistry lab during a 'safe' experiment. In my defense, this was back in the days of the memeograph machine and my copy of the work sheet was not the most legible, and evidently the part of the compound that was supposed to keep it stable when heated was not legible on my sheet, so when heat was applied, there was a strange hissing....... Strangely enough, a year later xerox introduced the inexpensive copying machine, which, according to the chemistry teacher, students like me were responsible for.
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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