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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/7/2010 4:52:29 PM

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Jeez Kajirastar, don't go killin' this thread! It's just getting fun!

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/7/2010 5:09:00 PM

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LOL cant help it, i was reading many of her post and went WOW she must be a really unhappy person, kinda mean. and then well He summed it up nicely!
Ok ill play nicely!

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/7/2010 5:10:11 PM

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My other sister -I'm told- is a spitting image of me, both in appearence and in character. Though she might be an -if that's possible-even bigger slut then me. I have no doubt that she'll make suitable collar meat some day, and after she's seen how I have changed under Master's ruling, I don't even think she herself doubts that any longer either... The problem with her is thatfor the next 4 years she is still jailbait for the men around these parts...

Oh. Well. Couple more years, then. Scandinavian limits are more lax than Iowa.

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So I'm deeply sorry Master, but I'm afraid I don't have a secret stash of uncollared would-be slave girls in Europe.
(And if I did, I would SO nag Master to start a harem so they'd all be taken for anyways *giggles*)

I could always keep 'em warm for him. Give him a good reason to come visit, too.

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/7/2010 5:12:12 PM

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

Have you tried looking in Canada, bet you could find yourself a good slut here. She might be a little cold, it's winter here but I'm sure you have ways of warming her up.

I haven't actually been actively looking. Not that I'm keeping my door closed or anything, just hasn't been a priority. Canada does seem like a place worth keeping in mind if I do start looking again, though.

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/7/2010 5:33:56 PM

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Greetings

I always been hoping we could look for a slave in Transylvania, though I guess Canada is nice to.

I wish you well

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/7/2010 10:48:09 PM

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Domiguy, bringing Goreans and Non Goreans together.

I would cry tears of joy.....but I'd look like a pussy here.

Maybe it's the anteater? Ya might try something with teeth? Just saying.

Lisa

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/8/2010 10:15:40 AM

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Tal,

I have bad news. Due to cold, caustic and overall cunty nature of the Gorean free women. Earth is planning an attack.

I guess they have had enough of this kind of bullshit.

I am on my way back home. Pray that I find success in finding a peace plan between Earth and Gor.

Do you guys have nukes?

As a show of good spirit it might be time to consider rounding up and executing all of the cunts on Gor.

Best wishes,

The Great Earthly Ambassador to Gor Lord Domiguy

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/8/2010 10:34:58 AM

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*wipes eyes & waves g'bye to Domi*

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/8/2010 10:43:50 AM

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Greetings

Ah do not worry I am sure there are some other aliens out there willing to protect Gor from the bad nukes, and besides, we would not send nukes to Gor, we would send giant canisters of bug spray.

I wish you well

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/8/2010 11:23:34 AM

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Since i cannot figure out how to get a pic to post here. i found this adorable puppy and im pretty sure its not really chinese, i think it is gorean. anyway please if ya gonna blow up gor save the pup for me!!!!!
http://www.chinesecrestedpuppiesforsale.net/photos

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/8/2010 4:38:07 PM

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Tal domiguy,

As for your impending attack and your question about nukes, We don't need any, at the first sign of attack We are planning on sending all the fore mentioned "cunts" to Earth and letting you deal with them. I know that will be a fate worse then any number of nukes and may be against a convention of warfare somewhere but as a couple famous Earthlings said " all is fare in love and war and it sucks to be you". So let your politicians think about that before they start shaking any big stick.

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/8/2010 4:43:35 PM

Brule

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Ty,

Do you think We could be lucky enough if babs takes one of her famous" I'm leaving and won't be back" that We could move the site and not tell her the new address before she comes back like she always does? Just a idea, I know it works for some parents when the kids left for the first time...

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/8/2010 10:08:56 PM

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Tal,

I have bad news. Due to cold, caustic and overall cunty nature of the Gorean free women. Earth is planning an attack.

I guess they have had enough of this kind of bullshit.

I am on my way back home. Pray that I find success in finding a peace plan between Earth and Gor.

Do you guys have nukes?

As a show of good spirit it might be time to consider rounding up and executing all of the cunts on Gor.

Best wishes,

The Great Earthly Ambassador to Gor Lord Domiguy

If you piss the Priest Kings off, they will send the Kurri over to earth and they would tell them that the meat of the people taste like chicken....lol

The nukes...the Priest Kings have the whole planet being kept away from the earth radars, so what type of power do you think that they would naturally pocess.

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/8/2010 10:27:38 PM

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Along the Street of Coins I am opening up a Gorean recycling and vaginal rejuvination plant. A stretched out kajira is a horrible thing to waste. We will trim the meat flaps and at the same time proceed with an episiotomy. The gash shall immediately regain it's once youthful appearance.

Sigh. I'm crushed. I thought surely Domi would know more about female anatomy than this.

An episiotomy is a cut to make the vaginal opening LARGER, not smaller. The procedure you want to promote is the vaginoplasty, which can consist of one or more of the following: labioplasty (restructuring/contouring of the labia, aka "meat flaps), augmentation labioplasty (injecting fat into small meat flaps to plump them up), perineoplasty (tightening up a "relaxed" perineum), vulvar lipoplasty (removing unwanted fat from the mons pubis), and hymenoplasty (reconstructing a hymen).

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/9/2010 5:45:43 AM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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Along the Street of Coins I am opening up a Gorean recycling and vaginal rejuvination plant. A stretched out kajira is a horrible thing to waste. We will trim the meat flaps and at the same time proceed with an episiotomy. The gash shall immediately regain it's once youthful appearance.

Sigh. I'm crushed. I thought surely Domi would know more about female anatomy than this.

An episiotomy is a cut to make the vaginal opening LARGER, not smaller. The procedure you want to promote is the vaginoplasty, which can consist of one or more of the following: labioplasty (restructuring/contouring of the labia, aka "meat flaps), augmentation labioplasty (injecting fat into small meat flaps to plump them up), perineoplasty (tightening up a "relaxed" perineum), vulvar lipoplasty (removing unwanted fat from the mons pubis), and hymenoplasty (reconstructing a hymen).

Cali

For Domi to know this, he would need to actually have seen and/or interacted with a vagina, rather than just talking about it all the time.

John, AKA Dinnardin

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/9/2010 6:30:05 AM

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~fr~

it breaks my heart to see the wonderful word cunt used in a negative manner....

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/9/2010 8:42:54 AM

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Greetings

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If you piss the Priest Kings off, they will send the Kurri over to earth and they would tell them that the meat of the people taste like chicken....lol

The problem is the Kurri most likely just prefer to eat bugs. I wonder if Priest Kings taste like honey dipped bees, many pepole like to eat that. But then Kurri, that sounds a bit yummy, I wonder if we can eat them, they go around with a name that sounds very much like a food dish.

I wish you well

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/9/2010 8:45:17 AM

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Wow. Somebody didn't get through many Gor books.

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/9/2010 8:56:41 AM

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Wow. Somebody didn't get through many Gor books.

I am going to get to that in my next life.

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/9/2010 9:26:23 AM

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VAA has smiled upon us and stickied the Gor FAQ thread.

My life in the present is now complete.

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