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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/1/2010 2:19:26 PM   
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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/1/2010 4:24:42 PM   
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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/1/2010 5:31:48 PM   
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Hello to all - can't believe domi rocked the Gorean party boat and didn't get a boot up his ass.  Well played indeed.


Tal,

Katy, No one cares what a kajira might have to add to the conversation.

Please be quiet, whenst men be a talkin.

Anywhoooo, since you have been diagnosed with the Bazi plague you are barely even worthy of giving a hummer.

All of that breeding wine that you have quaffed is to no avail. Icky.

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/1/2010 7:14:47 PM   
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Seeing that there are so many Goreans with disabilities have you guys ever thought of building a hospital or maybe just a little local clinic?


I guess making fun and light of people with disabilities counts for good taste in humor from where you come from.

I have a few Gorean names in mind that would be fitting for you, but perhaps our secret cap would say it much more succinctly. it is tall and pointy.

Do be well Mr Alien,
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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/2/2010 2:04:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Maahsatti

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Seeing that there are so many Goreans with disabilities have you guys ever thought of building a hospital or maybe just a little local clinic?


I guess making fun and light of people with disabilities counts for good taste in humor from where you come from.

I have a few Gorean names in mind that would be fitting for you, but perhaps our secret cap would say it much more succinctly. it is tall and pointy.

Do be well Mr Alien,
Maahsatti



Tal,


Oh Babs, why do you free women always try to poke your nose where it doesn't belong?    Also, who decides that you are in fact a "free woman", when at best, you might be merely a run of the mill coin girl or passion slave?

Thanks, but alas, no....I am not allowed to accept such traditional Gorean wear as a gift...I would not want to don the hat the has been worn by soo many of your suitors.  I'm sure it has far too much sentimental and emotional attachments to just be passed onward to even the Great Earthly Ambassador to Gor.   Keep it for yourself or those closest to you.  However, the thought was nice.

As ambassador, I come here not to mock Gor but to make her stronger.  I'm just saying that a tiny free clinic just down the way might be a grand Idea to help battle your ills.

I am not sure if any of you are aware,  but on Earth we are currently battling a dire problem due to the rising obesity rate.

After walking through the streets of Gor I can see you are  battling an obesity epidemic of your own.  It is not surprising with your bosk  and kalana laden diet and complete lack  of exercise.

As my Co-Ambassador to Gor I have enlisted the help of Lar- Dark Torvis, better known to us Earthlings as Billy Blanks, to help whip you all into shape.

Maahsatti, I know how grateful you must be feeling right now...But, please....please.. get up and remove the larma from off of your tray. I am not that kind of Ambassador.

Ja,

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/2/2010 2:31:01 PM   
Maahsatti


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I am not that kind of Ambassador.


I quite agree. You are at best an ambassador to ignorance and foolishness.
Yes, indeed, quite fitting, a mere court jester for our amusement, however you are even coming up lacking in that area.

As far as your attempts at humor at my expense concerning  my weight, well that only deepens the knowledge of what sort of character you are and it effects me zero.
I think of you more along the lines of an....attention whore, a dime a dozen around here, you are nothing new and definately nothing special.



Do be well,
Maahsatti 

< Message edited by Maahsatti -- 1/2/2010 2:34:30 PM >

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/2/2010 2:43:01 PM   
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Babs, I wasn't really commenting on your weight...5'7" and 192 lb is less than the weight of the 2009 winner of the Miss Kavarian beauty contest.

Sorry you took it so personally. 

As the Earthly Ambassador to Gor I care not about the feelings of some self pronounced free woman or coin girl.

Cha and be well.

Ja,

Domiguy

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/2/2010 2:43:44 PM   
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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/2/2010 2:53:13 PM   
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I care not about the feelings of some self pronounced free woman or coin girl.


Obviously you do. *smirks*




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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/2/2010 2:58:41 PM   
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Whateveh Bro

quote:


I care not about the feelings of some self pronounced free woman or coin girl.


Obviously you do. *smirks*

Tal,  


No....You do.  So there....

I like my larma fruit served chilled.  Slave girl.

Ja and fawrn,

Amb. Domiguy

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/2/2010 3:04:22 PM   
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I have heard that kajira on the spit just falls of the bone.

Yum yum.


*shocked that domi wants a girl who falls off his bone rather than one that hangs on for dear life....

Buck up!



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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/2/2010 3:07:05 PM   
Maahsatti


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Status: offline 		I suppose you feel that by addressing me as slave girl torments me...lol...sorry to disappoint. I need no validation as to who and what I am, specially from a witless wonder.

Your actions are very much like a woman though in the way of needing the last word, so I will induldge you and let you have it, as you just are not worth any more of my good time.

enjoy,
Maahsatti

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/2/2010 3:26:52 PM   
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Babs,  I don't care really care what you do.  Being that I am merely an ambassador I have not a complete vocabulary or even know the meaning of effective insults to hurl at a Gorean lifestylist, such as yourself.

So you are 5'7' and a 192 lb? I am confident  that there are many a Gorean kajirus that eat that kind of shit up.

Gor seems to be teeming with the large and lovely.   It is a beautiful place indeed. 

However, before I was appointed as the Earthly Ambassador to Gor, I was a highly esteemed Dom on my own home world of Earth. 

In my travels, I  have found that it is very UN-dommly to jump to conclusions that someone is bad mouthing you when all too often that is simply not the case.  It shows a certain thin skinned character and a lack of self confidence.  Trust me, I would not make a thin vieled reference to Gorean obesity if I was trying to make fun of "your" weight....Which I was not.

Maybe the kajirus of Gor like more of a whiney and over reactive Dom than that of their Earthly sub counterparts? I am learning on the job.

Do you guys go to monster truck rallies?

Cha,

Domiguy

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/2/2010 4:02:49 PM   
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Seeing that there are so many Goreans with disabilities have you guys ever thought of building a hospital or maybe just a little local clinic?


Great idea, because right now the commute between here and Earth for treatment is a bitch....AND insurance doesn't pay the costs.

zeph


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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/2/2010 4:13:24 PM   
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Being that I am merely an ambassador I have not a complete vocabulary or even know the meaning of effective insults to hurl at a Gorean lifestylist, such as yourself.

Hairless urt might serve?

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/2/2010 4:15:45 PM   
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Do you guys go to monster truck rallies?

Them Goreans favor the tharlarion races instead.

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/2/2010 4:19:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Rule

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ORIGINAL: domiguy
Being that I am merely an ambassador I have not a complete vocabulary or even know the meaning of effective insults to hurl at a Gorean lifestylist, such as yourself.

Hairless urt might serve?



Kurii breath?


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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/2/2010 5:29:03 PM   
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Seeing that there are so many Goreans with disabilities have you guys ever thought of building a hospital or maybe just a little local clinic?


Actually, any Gorean who has actually made it to the planet Gor no longer has any disabilities whatsoever. They've gotten their shots. See, we have the Stabilization Serums. These permanently preserve the body & mind in tip-top shape.

Only those who've not yet made their Pilgrimage to The Home Stone still retain the flaws, disabilities & teensy life-spans of those, like yourself, who are merely Earthlings...

I'm so sorry no one informed you before hand....but seeing as how you already asked for the Honorary Degree, you're no longer eligible for the shots yourself. You have to make do with your flawed body & brief lifespan.

*le sigh*

From what I've heard, this is just such a shame....but...c'est la guerre.

By the way, I wish you a Happy New Year....enjoy it fully....yours are so few, after all...

~Kimveri

{edited to explain that it was the typist whose flawed earthling mind forgot to add "& mind" to the "body & mind" sentence...she really HAS to get her shots!}

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/2/2010 5:44:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth
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ORIGINAL: Rule
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ORIGINAL: domiguy
Being that I am merely an ambassador I have not a complete vocabulary or even know the meaning of effective insults to hurl at a Gorean lifestylist, such as yourself.

Hairless urt might serve?

Kurii breath?


As this is the Ambassador himself asking, I think we could all try harder & at least supply him with insults that include book/page citiations!!

"Cowards! Sleen!" wept the blond girl.~pg51Marauders

"Beast!" she said, "Beast!"~pg92Rogue

"Begone, Buffoon," said Kliomenes, not pleasantly.~pg159Rogue

"You lost meat!" laughed Bloketu.~pg90BloodBrothers
{It's a contextual thing.... o,O}

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RE: I want an honorary degree. - 1/2/2010 5:47:38 PM   
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