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domiguy -> I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 11:51:49 AM)

Howdy. Or ta or tal or whatever gets me through the door.

I come here offering the olive branch to my fellow Goreans. I would make a Hell of a Gorean but I really don't have the time to learn the rhetoric or any of the other hoopla.

Throw a fucker a bone here!!! What about an honorary degree? I should be considered to be an ambassador from another land that has visited your planet on a mission of goodwill. I am here to help. Do you fuckers even recycle?

You allow me to participate. Greet me with kindness which shall be returned tenfold. I allow you to bang some subs from my home world why you provide me with an equal and tasty amount of quality kajiran koooch.

It's a win win. Accept for the returned stretched out kajiras that should be immediately "put down" when I am done with them. They would no longer be able to really serve in any meaningful fashion.

If you have a problem with the occupants of my world....Who you gonna call?....Domiguy!!! I will straighten those fuckers out and iron out any differences.

See ya...Or mal or bye. Or live long and....errr...do what you do.

Sincerely,

D.G.



Kirata -> RE: I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 12:16:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: domiguy

If you have a problem with the occupants of my world....Who you gonna call?

Who else?

[image]http://www.wiids.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ghostbusters-logo.jpg[/image]

K.



mnottertail -> RE: I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 12:56:33 PM)

Hi Ya Domi, welcome back to the boards and the Gorean Lifestyle

Regarding your havior though.......

I, AM HUP THE FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


There can be only ONE.....

Highlander



Rule -> RE: I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 1:01:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy
Howdy. Or ta or tal or whatever gets me through the door.

Ta, domiguy. Like you, I am just passing through.

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy
I come here offering the olive branch to my fellow Goreans.

May I have it? I am a supergenius, so I am nearly always victorious. I will share a bit of that branch with you.

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ORIGINAL: domiguy
I would make a Hell of a Gorean but I really don't have the time to learn the rhetoric or any of the other hoopla.

I am sure you might make a Hell of a Gorean, but first you will have to pass the Gorean questionnaire examination:
1. Do you believe in consensual slavery?
2. What is the difference between a slave and a sub and any other woman.
3. Is a free woman a slave or a sub?
4. Explain why male slaves are not freaks.
5. You are in deep shit. Who do you beg for mercy?
6. Someone else is in deep shit. Do you pity him?

The hoopla is not that important.

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy
Throw a fucker a bone here!!! What about an honorary degree? I should be considered to be an ambassador from another land that has visited your planet on a mission of goodwill. I am here to help. Do you fuckers even recycle?

As it happens, I do have a bicycle. I would throw you a bone - I can throw that far - but unfortunately, when I was about to buy a meat dish this afternoon, I found that I had forgotten my money. So, no chicken bone for you. (No chicken meat for me either.)

The honorary degree is not for me to give. (Simply take it.)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy
You allow me to participate. Greet me with kindness which shall be returned tenfold. I allow you to bang some subs from my home world while you provide me with an equal and tasty amount of quality kajiran koooch.

Unfortunately, there is no kajira at my side. But I will temporarily accept yours as a matter of courtesy.

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ORIGINAL: domiguy
It's a win win.

Quite, I nearly always win.

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ORIGINAL: domiguy
If you have a problem with the occupants of my world....Who you gonna call?....Domiguy!!! I will straighten those fuckers out and iron out any differences.

I will be sure to consult you.

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy
See ya...Or mal or bye. Or live long and....errr...do what you do.

Mal and bye.



Kimveri -> RE: I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 1:01:06 PM)

Hey, folks,

Well, since CM put up the actual Demo film of the PKs doing the ...

*does a search to see how Kirata wrote it in that other post, & painstakingly copies it, keystroke for keystroke, tongue peeking out so intense is the concentration*

...{secret handshake} ~~>> [sm=oddballs.gif]

I'm guessing that CM ought to be handing out the Official Honorary Gorean Diplomas, ASS. Degrees, B.S Degrees & Master's Degrees now.

Perhaps, Domiguy, if you can succeed in drawing the attention of the Mods you may be able to petition them for your degree of choice?

Good luck!

~K



LaTigresse -> RE: I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 1:01:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Hi Ya Domi, welcome back to the boards and the Gorean Lifestyle

Regarding your havior though.......

I, AM HUP THE FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


There can be only ONE.....

Highlander



Ahem, Mr Highlander...

Would it be the Hup part that you feel is being threatened or the fool part?

Cheshire Cat



domiguy -> RE: I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 2:12:29 PM)

Consider this a meeting of very different beings coming together and seeing what common ground can be discovered.   I have always loved Gor.  I have kind of myself a Gorean without a planet.  I have a homestone but not a hearth to rest it upon.

Is the twat of the kajira in the same spot as those Earthly ho's? 

Don't want to be embarrased when called into action.

Is Ron the elder of this tribe?  Should that fucker be greeted with some form of respect? This shit is really confusing.

As our ambassador to Gor...I think it would only be polite to bestow some sort of Gorean name upon me.

Thanks.

D.G.



Qorvas -> RE: I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 2:16:57 PM)

As comedic as all of this is, Domiguy;

If you *do* in fact keep a Home Stone as you say, and you know what such a thing means, please do not include discussion of such along with the comedic banter.

The Home Stone is sacred.



Regards

Qorvas



Rule -> RE: I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 2:30:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy
I have a homestone but not a hearth to rest it upon.

Hey Domilord, Ambassador to Gor, I do not have a hearth either, but you may put down your homestone on mine. Just make sure you know its GPS coordinates.



domiguy -> RE: I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 2:41:30 PM)

Sorry, as an ambassador from a foriegn land I must profess ignorance to certain of your customs.  I had no idea that the homestone was considered a revered subject not to be bantared casually about.

Made a similiar mistake when visiting a lost tribe and their chief in an extremely isolated part of New Guinea.  One tongue "Cluck" meant "friend"..."Two" meant that his woman looked like some kind of an indigenous monkey.  I made two clucks...Those fuckers ate my friend. 

Live and learn, I always say.

This place is rather nifty.



Kirata -> RE: I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 6:20:59 PM)


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ORIGINAL: domiguy

This place is rather nifty.

I have to admit, I'm disappointed to see that nobody is telling him "nifty" means "bend me over and fuck me" in Gorean. The handshake and decoder ring, sure, mum's the word. But give the guy a break.

K.



AnimusRex -> RE: I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 7:10:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Rule
1. Do you believe in consensual slavery?
2. What is the difference between a slave and a sub and any other woman.
3. Is a free woman a slave or a sub?
4. Explain why male slaves are not freaks.
5. You are in deep shit. Who do you beg for mercy?
6. Someone else is in deep shit. Do you pity him?


I think you have just outlined the next 6 flamethreads



Kirata -> RE: I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 7:28:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: AnimusRex
quote:

ORIGINAL: Rule
1. Do you believe in consensual slavery?
2. What is the difference between a slave and a sub and any other woman.
3. Is a free woman a slave or a sub?
4. Explain why male slaves are not freaks.
5. You are in deep shit. Who do you beg for mercy?
6. Someone else is in deep shit. Do you pity him?


I think you have just outlined the next 6 flamethreads

Nah, I can handle those.

1. No. If it's consensual it's not slavery.
2. The man she's with.
3. See previous.
4. Because they don't work in circuses.
5. The plumber.
6. No. You make a note to have your pipes snaked.

K.





Rule -> RE: I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 7:28:28 PM)

lol.

Okay, to oblige those with no sense of humor I will ask another examination question instead.

So Domilord, Ambassador to Gor, stop drinking paga and answer me this in lieu of the previous exam: How does one spell Gor? Yes, you heard me correctly: G - O - R. How do you spell it? You've got to earn your honorary degree, don't you know. [;)]



Dinnardin -> RE: I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 7:29:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Rule

lol.

Okay, to oblige those with no sense of humor I will ask another examination question instead.

So Domilord, Ambassador to Gor, stop drinking paga and answer me this in lieu of the previous exam: How does one spell Gor? Yes, you heard me correctly: G - O - R. How do you spell it? You've got to earn your honorary degree, don't you know. [;)]


I T?

John, AKA Dinnardin



Rule -> RE: I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 7:30:15 PM)

lol. I am very glad that you are here, Kirata.



Kirata -> RE: I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 7:31:11 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Rule

How does one spell Gor? Yes, you heard me correctly: G - O - R.

Oh, no fair... trick question... which do you want him to spell? Gor or GOR?

K.



Rule -> RE: I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 7:31:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Dinnardin
I T?

lol. You have grown quite a bit, John. Well done!



lusciouslips19 -> RE: I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 7:33:01 PM)

I think Domi deserves a B.S. degree. Dont you???? [8|]



Rule -> RE: I want an honorary degree. (12/30/2009 7:34:04 PM)

Trick question indeed. You are percipient, Kirata. I expect no less of you.

(Though I have got to admit that was a trick question nearly by serendipity.)



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