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AlwaysLisa -> Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 4:24:39 PM)

I'm watching the weather and it looks downright nasty in parts.  I hope everyone is safe, warm and has lots of firewood to burn!   If not, then may you have friends who do :)  

Lisa




xBullx -> RE: Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 4:53:49 PM)

Mother Nature, must be a Gorean Free Woman.....Frigid Bitch! [:D]




ElizabethAnne -> RE: Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 5:18:40 PM)

And considering what you have in Western Iowa, you musta really pissed her off royally.

~heh~

Liz




Aswad -> RE: Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 5:22:55 PM)

Aww, we got a white Christmas this year.

'course, if the snow would be so kind as to pack up and leave now that Christmas is over with, I'm sure people would appreciate that.

There's places in the northern parts of the country where the winter sometimes gets cold enough to create dry ice.

This year, they have a nice temperature instead, and the capital is apparently getting hit with ÷40°C.

For the US folks, that's also ÷40°F.

Health,
al-Aswad.




nephandi -> RE: Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 5:37:56 PM)

Greetings

quote:

Mother Nature, must be a Gorean Free Woman.....Frigid Bitch!


I do not know Bull, She might be a frigid bitch in the winter but she spreads her legs at spring and warms up in summer and spend the autumn brooding. Sounds like behavior which would not leave a free woman free for very long.

I wish you well 




SweetPoosy -> RE: Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 5:57:21 PM)

So terribly cold here in the American Southwest...I think it was only about 68F today, a wee bit chilly, and of course, tonight will be positively awful...43F if I'm not mistaken. Brrrrr!





barelynangel -> RE: Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 6:00:31 PM)

HEY WE GOT SNOW ---- wriggle dances around -- i am sooo psyched AND we got a WHOLE inch!!!!

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ishyB -> RE: Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 6:07:32 PM)

Yeah, we got snow too... again... whoohoo... [:(]

Coming from a country where winter = rain, not snow, I thought I was going to love this stuff... and I do...

It's just that I'm not too fond of the accompanying temperatures of around -5 to -15F...

Most of the clothes I like to wear you could hide in the palm of your hand, so I am literally freezing to death, can't wait for winter to get over.




xBullx -> RE: Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 6:08:38 PM)

Good point! I guess I was simply stuck in the moment...

quote:

ORIGINAL: nephandi

Greetings

quote:

Mother Nature, must be a Gorean Free Woman.....Frigid Bitch!


I do not know Bull, She might be a frigid bitch in the winter but she spreads her legs at spring and warms up in summer and spend the autumn brooding. Sounds like behavior which would not leave a free woman free for very long.

I wish you well 





xBullx -> RE: Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 6:10:27 PM)

Just imagine you if Ole' Man Winter slipped you all ten inches!

quote:

ORIGINAL: barelynangel

HEY WE GOT SNOW ---- wriggle dances around -- i am sooo psyched AND we got a WHOLE inch!!!!

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barelynangel -> RE: Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 6:11:06 PM)

Oh hush ishy lol the inch we got today was the FIRST snow we got this winter lol. You and your again.




ishyB -> RE: Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 6:23:48 PM)

I'll trade you that inch for the 9 we've got in the last couple of days Angel.
(The two feet we still had laying around I'll throw in as a courtesy gift.)

*glances over at Master's post and scratches her head...*

Wow, I didn't think I would ever be the one to make such a trade...




barelynangel -> RE: Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 6:29:09 PM)

DAMN YES, its a done deal lol I miss snow!!!

You would not believe we were scheduled for FOUR inches and they closed ALL the schools in at least Middle TN LAST NIGHT lol people bought out the stores and filled up in gas. Even my office was freaking out lol saying they might be closed today. My boss said now we may be closed tomorrow (yesterday) and i said why? She looked at me and said you know its gonna snow yes, and i said well yeah but only 4 inches. She just shook her head at me lol and said IF the office is closed STAY HOME lol.

Then i woke up this morning thinking to see now and not a damn bit -- not ONE single flake. But throughout the day we got an inch lol.

So pay up ishy!

angel




barelynangel -> RE: Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 6:31:03 PM)

smiles at Bull (missed that post lol) , well hell, a girls gotta get her thrills from old man winter where she can an inch today, maybe two over the next couple. i feel faint.





ishyB -> RE: Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 6:33:44 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: barelynangel

So pay up ishy!



I charge $10,000.00 + expenses for delivery, half to be payed up front.

If that seems unreasonable to you, you can always come pick it up yourself... [;)]




barelynangel -> RE: Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 6:35:14 PM)

snorts, yeah half up front cause it would never GET here -- ya tease. -- an expensive one at that lol.




ishyB -> RE: Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 6:38:38 PM)

Euhm, no, not really...


Half up front so I can go rent something to actually GET the stuff to ya. [:)]
Master does not allow me to lie... *blinks innocently*

Can't argue about me not being a cheap slut though. [:D]




barelynangel -> RE: Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 6:40:56 PM)

Uh huh --- so that's what they are defining innocent as in 2010. got it.





nephandi -> RE: Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 6:54:30 PM)

Greetings

quote:

Most of the clothes I like to wear you could hide in the palm of your hand, so I am literally freezing to death, can't wait for winter to get over.


This reminds me of a time when I was still Aswad's slave. I was on a Gorean forum and a particularly snotty kajira informed me that proper kajiri was nude or if clothed wore nothing but silk, always, no excuse. I asked her if I could pay her to come to Norway and parade around outside in the Norwegian winter in nothing but a silk minidress, it would have been most entertaining to watch. Strangely she did not respond to me. Another thing it reminds me of is when we lived at our last apartment there was this long, rather stiff hill road down to our apartment. Now this young lady came walking, in winter when the ground was so icy you could see your reflection in it. The young lady had on this really high stiletto shoes as she was obviously going to visit her boyfriend or go to a party at one of the neighboring houses. Aswad says that watching her get down that hill in those shoes was most...interesting. (No he do not have a mean streak at all. :P)

(P.S. I am off course not comparing you to the bratty girl I met on that forum or to the girl with the stilettos on the ice. It was just that the idea of very little clothing at wintertime conjured some funny images in my mind which reminded me of these two. I meant no offense.)

The cold do not bother me so much, I live up here so I have good, warm winter's clothing, what bother me is the ice on the ground. I have as I have said before Aspergers, and one of the symptoms are reduced coordination. This makes it really hard for me to even get out of the house until the ground clear up some.

My mother's tiny dog however have more to complain about then me about the snow though. When I was down visiting for Christmas she was out with him for he to do what nature commands. Then he made a jump, and he was buried in the snow, mother had to dig him out. The poor thing could have drowned.

I am a Pagan and I try to appreciate all nature's seasons equally, but I have to admit that I do have some problems with winter time. I do like spring and summer better than autumn and winter. But I do try to appreciate all four.

Ok I realize my post was a bit all over the place, but it was all about winter time so I hope you will bare with me as it is 4 in the morning here and I should be in bed.

I wish you well




Musicmystery -> RE: Mother Nature has PMS (1/7/2010 7:08:16 PM)

Winter means flying around on cross-country skis every day with my husky.

I have snow tires. I have a snow blower. I have insulation and heat.

Life is good.




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