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Termyn8or -> RE: Forced Lactation Device (3/25/2006 7:03:35 AM)
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I like how it gives hours of puming on only 8 AA batteries.
BTW, you can force the name of a link quite easily;
(substitute < for [ etc.)
[a href="put the link here"]The best booby boilin itty biity titty pump of all time dammit[/a href]
For example :
<a href="http://members.aol.com/zzyzzwicky2/thebelt.htm>One of these days I'll get this done, REALLY !</a href>
Now if you "view source" of this page you can see the proper syntax once you find it in all the gibberish. Hint, almost everything else comes first, so start looking at the end.
In fact, if you can find simple webpages without alot of Java and crap, you can learn alot about webpage design with "view source", I did.
That's where I learned the target tag:
[target="the link"]Clicking here will open the page in a new window[/target]
I am not 100% sure on the syntax for that, if anyone needs to know I will find out.
Anyway, just so everyone knows I am nucking futs and worthy of sticking around, when I was a kid we were cat people, we didn't have dogs, we had cats. Well one day I was awakened by a kitten sucking my nipple. I put a stop to it right away, but then maybe I shouldn't have. Is that beastiality ? I am confused here.
And to think they eat cats in China, what a waste. Then in bumfukt Egypt somewhere they used to think cats were gods. I bet Cleopatra would have no problem with a couple of kittens chomping her choochies. Probably figure it's some kinda omen of good fortune or something.
OK, on beastiality, if they put you in a cage with an 800 lb gorilla and he rapes you, is that beastiality ? Or is the gorilla engaging in "humanality" ?
I better stop now or they'll find me and take me back to........nevermind.
T
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