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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 2:21:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		How about eating stuff which makes the poop a lot harder so that it takes on a different consistency, e.g. that of clay?

Eat stuff like meat, cheese, pasta, etc which slows down your digestive processes and makes your turds harder. That way, when the poop gets stiffer in consistency it's less likely to come off on your dom's donger.

Just a suggestion.

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 2:31:08 PM   
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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 2:32:02 PM   
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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 2:38:07 PM   
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hows about anal bleaching?


Heh. Remember that thread???

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 2:40:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		To the OP...if he's that concerned about poop on his dick, then maybe he shouldn't be using that hole.
Next time....have chili, weinies and beanies for lunch. That will give him a comparison of what a little poop is compared to a LOT of poop.
He won't complain anymore....

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 2:40:45 PM   
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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 2:41:28 PM   
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Yes, it gives a nice counter foil to all this schpinkter schpatter.


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Shouldn't that be MrPinkEye?

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 2:45:26 PM   
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To the OP...if he's that concerned about poop on his dick, then maybe he shouldn't be using that hole.
Next time....have chili, weinies and beanies for lunch. That will give him a comparison of what a little poop is compared to a LOT of poop.
He won't complain anymore....



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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 2:45:46 PM   
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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 2:47:37 PM   
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To the OP...if he's that concerned about poop on his dick, then maybe he shouldn't be using that hole.
Next time....have chili, weinies and beanies for lunch. That will give him a comparison of what a little poop is compared to a LOT of poop.
He won't complain anymore....



I can see it now..."EWWWWWW, EWWWWWW.. you got poo on my DICK!.... get it off... GET IT OFF!!!!!!!"


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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 2:48:54 PM   
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=monNMsQyfCE&feature=related


that whole entire movie is the best!!!!!

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 2:51:39 PM   
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To the OP...if he's that concerned about poop on his dick, then maybe he shouldn't be using that hole.
Next time....have chili, weinies and beanies for lunch. That will give him a comparison of what a little poop is compared to a LOT of poop.
He won't complain anymore....



I can see it now..."EWWWWWW, EWWWWWW.. you got poo on my DICK!.... get it off... GET IT OFF!!!!!!!"


Jeff


I'm pretty sure I've gotten poo on his dick. He keeps coming back for seconds so it must not bother him too much.
Confucius say...Man who go to sleep with itchy ass wake up with smelly fingers....

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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 2:56:42 PM   
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Now if it was Katy's.... but thats another thread.


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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 3:20:02 PM   
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WARNING: this post is about poop.

I have had a recurring problem with getting poop on my Master's dick when we have anal sex. Enemas are not getting the job done and my Master says I must be doing them wrong. I seem to get about 4-5 hours of "cleanliness" from an enema. Sometimes the "window of opportunity" is a bit longer, but sometimes it's even shorter than that. I asked my gynecologist about it and she gave me a vague "every body is different, don't worry about it" kind of answer.

Here is a typical poop-on-his-dick incident. This past weekend, I gave myself three warm water enemas, about 1.5 cups of water in each one. I held the water for 5 minutes each time. The water ran out crystal clear the third time. Everything seemed fine, but 4-5 hours later, there was poop on his dick.

My digestive system seems to process things quickly. I poop 2-3 times a day usually. I eat a very well-balanced diet and drink 8 glasses of water a day. I work out. I am very healthy, so I doubt that this is evidence of a problem with my digestive tract. My Master is sure I am just doing the enemas wrong.

Can anyone offer any insight into how to get a longer "window of opportunity"? What am I doing wrong?


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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 3:31:56 PM   
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I think you are missing the bigger picture here. You poop 2-3 times a day. A DAY!!! Do you have any idea how lucky you are to have inner workings that, well, WORK so well?

Take it from someone who didn't learn until I went to college that people were supposed to go every day, not 2 -3 times a week. You need to have a serious talk with your Master and try and get him to understand that if he keeps trying to get your bodys inner workings to conform to his desires, YOU are going to be the one with problems down the road.


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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 3:48:39 PM   
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To the OP...if he's that concerned about poop on his dick, then maybe he shouldn't be using that hole.
Next time....have chili, weinies and beanies for lunch. That will give him a comparison of what a little poop is compared to a LOT of poop.
He won't complain anymore....



I can see it now..."EWWWWWW, EWWWWWW.. you got poo on my DICK!.... get it off... GET IT OFF!!!!!!!"


Jeff


I'm pretty sure I've gotten poo on his dick. He keeps coming back for seconds so it must not bother him too much.
Confucius say...Man who go to sleep with itchy ass wake up with smelly fingers....



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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 4:02:25 PM   
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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 4:19:05 PM   
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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 4:27:43 PM   
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RE: cleaner anal sex? - 2/16/2010 4:32:04 PM   
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To the OP...if he's that concerned about poop on his dick, then maybe he shouldn't be using that hole.
Next time....have chili, weinies and beanies for lunch. That will give him a comparison of what a little poop is compared to a LOT of poop.
He won't complain anymore....



I can see it now..."EWWWWWW, EWWWWWW.. you got poo on my DICK!.... get it off... GET IT OFF!!!!!!!"


Jeff

I’m trying to watch a TV show but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . . . you guys gotta’ post that shit and now I can’t pay attention to the TV. All I can think of is this insane ATM scenario flashing through my mind.


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