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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 2/27/2010 7:52:30 AM   
Aileen1968


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I have yet to have him complain in any way shape or form about it. If my tongue is there...he is happy.

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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 3/1/2010 7:34:11 PM   
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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 3/1/2010 8:06:42 PM   
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Status: online 		l love getting and giving rimming and of all sex acts it probably requires the least skill. As others have mentioned, it is rimmed with nerves. So many things one can do other than just licking, licking with a wet tongue so it gets wet and then blowing on it will cool it down when then makes a warm wet kiss rather hot. Having that hot tongue slide up inside with hunger and lust just makes my cock hard, having a woman do that while another sucks your cock is something I have long fantasized about and well...it was better than I hoped it would be, probably because there was so little negotiation and only marginal consent.

Now, taking a woman the same way, especially one who hasn't much experience with it is just intoxicating. Something so intimate about it, I don't know but I just enjoy the hell out of anal play and am as happy giving as receiving.

Shame on those who mocked the guy for asking a very hard question!

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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 3/3/2010 8:39:23 AM   
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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 3/3/2010 10:49:56 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

Is there really a wrong way to lick an ass?
I have yet to have him complain in any way shape or form about it. If my tongue is there...he is happy.


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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 3/3/2010 11:25:38 AM   
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Is there really a wrong way to lick an ass?


trying to change the topic?

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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 3/3/2010 4:03:56 PM   
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quote:

Is there really a wrong way to lick an ass?


If you're sporting one of those sharp, spiky tongue piercings, then I'd say......yes.

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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 3/3/2010 5:15:02 PM   
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You mean the word isn't "analogous"?

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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 3/3/2010 6:54:24 PM   
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You mean the word isn't "analogous"?


Perhaps to "bad breath"         


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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 3/3/2010 9:40:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

~FR~

You mean the word isn't "analogous"?



Perhaps to "bad breath"         


Jeff


Hey baby, how about a nice wet, juicy, post analingus kiss?

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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 3/3/2010 9:42:30 PM   
DarkSteven


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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

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You mean the word isn't "analogous"?


Correct.  If you use the tongue, it's analogous.  If you use a finger, it's digital.


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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 3/3/2010 10:27:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

~FR~

You mean the word isn't "analogous"?


Correct.  If you use the tongue, it's analogous.  If you use a finger, it's digital.




THIS Man deserves a prize for this because that was fucking HILARIOUS!!!!

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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 3/4/2010 5:35:29 PM   
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l love getting and giving rimming and of all sex acts it probably requires the least skill. As others have mentioned, it is rimmed with nerves. So many things one can do other than just licking, licking with a wet tongue so it gets wet and then blowing on it will cool it down when then makes a warm wet kiss rather hot. Having that hot tongue slide up inside with hunger and lust just makes my cock hard, having a woman do that while another sucks your cock is something I have long fantasized about and well...it was better than I hoped it would be, probably because there was so little negotiation and only marginal consent.

Now, taking a woman the same way, especially one who hasn't much experience with it is just intoxicating. Something so intimate about it, I don't know but I just enjoy the hell out of anal play and am as happy giving as receiving.

Shame on those who mocked the guy for asking a very hard question!



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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 3/4/2010 5:45:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

~FR~

You mean the word isn't "analogous"?


Correct.  If you use the tongue, it's analogous.  If you use a finger, it's digital.



Ah hell.....there went the rum and pepsi all over the floor.  Steven, please add a warning on your better posts. 


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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 3/5/2010 12:32:38 AM   
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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

~FR~

You mean the word isn't "analogous"?



Perhaps to "bad breath"         


Jeff


Hey baby, how about a nice wet, juicy, post analingus kiss?

If you do lick an aardvark's ass . . . would that be antilingus?


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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 3/5/2010 2:54:58 AM   
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If you do lick an aardvark's ass . . . would that be antilingus?



The anteaterman is facing the wrong way on his invisible St Andrew's-you'd have to get him down first.

As for the OP, like most people have said:
kinda hard to fuck up. Experiment until you work out what makes them make the loudest noises, and then go with that.


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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 3/5/2010 6:35:35 AM   
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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance
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ORIGINAL: Jeffff
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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery
~FR~

You mean the word isn't "analogous"?


Perhaps to "bad breath"         

Jeff


Hey baby, how about a nice wet, juicy, post analingus kiss?

If you do lick an aardvark's ass . . . would that be antilingus?



Only if you stay on the anterior.

Btw....is "Jefff" an "antonym"?



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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 3/5/2010 7:49:57 AM   
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kinda hard to fuck up.




It's not "lingus" if you're fucking up, it's... fucking, and fucking standing up, it sounds like.


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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 3/5/2010 8:28:08 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance
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ORIGINAL: Jeffff
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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery
~FR~

You mean the word isn't "analogous"?


Perhaps to "bad breath"         

Jeff


Hey baby, how about a nice wet, juicy, post analingus kiss?

If you do lick an aardvark's ass . . . would that be antilingus?



Only if you stay on the anterior.

Btw....is "Jefff" an "antonym"?




I dunno, but I'm rather anticipating his response.....

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RE: How to: analingus - need help - 3/5/2010 8:34:55 AM   
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