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RE: My turn, - 7/17/2010 3:03:52 PM   
juliaoceania


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Status: offline 		I just saw this thread.... so does this thread make it official? Are you registered at Nieman Marcus, or some internet sex toy site?

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RE: My turn, - 7/17/2010 5:46:35 PM   
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RE: My turn, - 7/17/2010 6:08:20 PM   
JstAnotherSub


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Status: offline 		Yay for good news.  Both of you make me smile every time I get on here and read.

Congrats!

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RE: My turn, - 7/18/2010 12:28:20 PM   
lally2


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youre living proof that this place works you realise - we shall have to take piccies and make life-sized effigies to put by the door - nothing rude, has to be tasteful

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RE: My turn, - 7/18/2010 10:03:50 PM   
Jeffff


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ORIGINAL: laurell3

haha domi....I'm pretty sure I'm paler than he is. Besides, who wants an angry anteater in their bed?



Hummmmmm.....you?

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RE: My turn, - 7/19/2010 3:12:07 AM   
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RE: My turn, - 7/19/2010 3:58:08 AM   
SaintAllie


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When it is sleeping have you ever thought of dousing it in this?




Domi..offering your own tanning products to the masses, is wonderful..

we all appreciate your thoughtfulness.

Allie

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RE: My turn, - 7/19/2010 5:24:34 AM   
Aileen1968


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff


quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

haha domi....I'm pretty sure I'm paler than he is. Besides, who wants an angry anteater in their bed?



Hummmmmm.....you?
You two are soo disgustingly sweet.
At least Shorey spits on me. You two are self tanning together.
Not even going to mention the murse incident either.

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RE: My turn, - 7/19/2010 5:56:26 AM   
Jeffff


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You cunt.

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RE: My turn, - 7/19/2010 6:55:02 AM   
domiguy


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ORIGINAL: SaintAllie


quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

When it is sleeping have you ever thought of dousing it in this?




Domi..offering your own tanning products to the masses, is wonderful..

we all appreciate your thoughtfulness.

Allie


I am not ascared of the sunlight. As I sat in the Wrigley Field bleachers I realized that this adventure would have proven deadly to the likes of a Jeffff or a laurell.

They are an odd subset of humanity. They are deep cave dwellin' folks. Huge eyes, pasty moist skin with large ears to locate their prey.

After the purse incident I can see why you registered at Xtreme Restraints for His n Hers Pussy Pumps.

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RE: My turn, - 7/19/2010 7:00:11 AM   
Jeffff


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You cunt.

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RE: My turn, - 7/19/2010 7:03:49 AM   
Aileen1968


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Status: offline 		I bet his pussy pump is bigger...

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RE: My turn, - 7/19/2010 7:07:47 AM   
Jeffff


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RE: My turn, - 7/19/2010 9:17:30 AM   
JstAnotherSub


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Status: offline 		gawd yall crack me up....I think you should set up a cam when yall all finally meet.  I suspect that it would be the best show on at the time.  I love snorting when I laugh-lol.

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RE: My turn, - 7/19/2010 9:22:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		It would be like watching two emaciated beluga whales mating...So pale and pasty, thrashing recklessly about...The smell of dead herring will cut the air. (insert whale song)

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RE: My turn, - 7/19/2010 9:36:13 AM   
Jeffff


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ORIGINAL: domiguy

It would be like watching two emaciated beluga whales mating...So pale and pasty, thrashing recklessly about...The smell of dead herring will cut the air. (insert whale song)



That is soooooooooo hot!

Whale Play!

" Here comes the harpoon you dirty fucking whale!!!!!!"

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RE: My turn, - 7/19/2010 10:42:32 AM   
JstAnotherSub


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ORIGINAL: domiguy

It would be like watching two emaciated beluga whales mating...So pale and pasty, thrashing recklessly about...The smell of dead herring will cut the air. (insert whale song)
hahahahahahahaha

Is now when I say I meant when ALL of yall meet for the August shindig in Chicago?

now I have one helluva visual in my head, involving a feedin frenzy of fish and poor lil guinea pigs.

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RE: My turn, - 7/19/2010 10:43:27 AM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		Shore brings his own guinea pig.

We call her, " Aileen"

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RE: My turn, - 7/19/2010 10:48:17 AM   
LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968


quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff


quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

haha domi....I'm pretty sure I'm paler than he is. Besides, who wants an angry anteater in their bed?



Hummmmmm.....you?
You two are soo disgustingly sweet.
At least Shorey spits on me. You two are self tanning together.
Not even going to mention the murse incident either.


Oh Ward, self tanning?? You've sunk to new lows!

The Laurell thing didn't bother me one bit, but ..........SELF TANNING?!?!?

What a pussy!

June


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RE: My turn, - 7/19/2010 10:56:41 AM   
marie2


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Shore brings his own guinea pig.

We call her, " Aileen"


Oh my god...that would SO be the perfect subtitle for her: "guinea pig"....actually....no no no.....forget that..... better yet would be...."ass-to-mouth girl".

Wonder if I can cut some kinda deal with VAA. I would do just about anything to see that as Aileen's little title. I'd even promise to never again call someone an asshole on the boards.

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