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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 7:44:26 PM   
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I don't know if this is bdsmish or not, and I always take flack when I say this, but I'd love to be stalked. Not by a psycho killer, just by someone who is interested in me and in tormenting me a bit. I love intrigue, figuring out mysterious things, and feeling slightly creeped out and mentally stimulated at the same time.

You'd freak out and call the cops if you were subject to the mindfucking that the crusty elf went through. 


Mmmmm.
Being cuffed and frisked by a cop. Put that on my list.

It ain't all it's cracked up to be....

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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 7:44:46 PM   
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I don't know if this is bdsmish or not, and I always take flack when I say this, but I'd love to be stalked. Not by a psycho killer, just by someone who is interested in me and in tormenting me a bit. I love intrigue, figuring out mysterious things, and feeling slightly creeped out and mentally stimulated at the same time.

You'd freak out and call the cops if you were subject to the mindfucking that the crusty elf went through. 


She's got bigger balls. No argument there.



They're hairy too!

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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 7:45:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: marie2

I don't know if this is bdsmish or not, and I always take flack when I say this, but I'd love to be stalked. Not by a psycho killer, just by someone who is interested in me and in tormenting me a bit. I love intrigue, figuring out mysterious things, and feeling slightly creeped out and mentally stimulated at the same time.

You'd freak out and call the cops if you were subject to the mindfucking that the crusty elf went through. 


Mmmmm.
Being cuffed and frisked by a cop. Put that on my list.

It ain't all it's cracked up to be....

Did you cry like a little girl?

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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 7:47:09 PM   
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Other Things To Scratch Off Your Bucket List: using corn oil as lube. Don't. It makes the subject smell like a bag of Fritos, even through a good *RINSE-LATHER-REPEAT* after..


One time we were cooking, and my last dom had cut some jalapeños and habaneros right before we were preparing me for anal play.. he got the pepper juice inside my ass accidentally. It was the only time I wanted to hit him. I cried it hurt so bad...and as I type this I am laughing today so maybe it was worth it?

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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 7:47:22 PM   
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No stalking for me, thanx. Not that I am necessarily trying to think of myself as stalkable, but I'd probably freak out, bypass law enforcement, shoot the gimp myself, and end up in jail. Nah. If I'm going to be locked up for something, let it be something better than that..

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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 7:47:32 PM   
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Has the king bought the pussy and clit pump yet?

Highly recommended.

If you haven't rammed a vibrating butt plug up there when tappin' ole what's her fuck....You need to add that to to the list.

Jusyt helpin' my fellow man out.

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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 7:47:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968


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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968


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ORIGINAL: ShoreBound149

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ORIGINAL: marie2

I don't know if this is bdsmish or not, and I always take flack when I say this, but I'd love to be stalked. Not by a psycho killer, just by someone who is interested in me and in tormenting me a bit. I love intrigue, figuring out mysterious things, and feeling slightly creeped out and mentally stimulated at the same time.

You'd freak out and call the cops if you were subject to the mindfucking that the crusty elf went through. 


Mmmmm.
Being cuffed and frisked by a cop. Put that on my list.

It ain't all it's cracked up to be....

Did you cry like a little girl?

Proving the balls theory.

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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 7:48:22 PM   
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i have done a few things I thought I  wanted to do and regretted them afterwards!



Me too. There are a few things I'd like to wipe off my bucket list, and forget they ever happened.


Haha. Things or people?


Both for me....

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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 7:49:06 PM   
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Did you cry like a little girl?

Proving the balls theory.

Ooops.

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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 7:49:37 PM   
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Did you cry like a little girl?



Maybe he was offered a roadside deal. I hear a lot of cops like to get their asses tongued.

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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 7:50:16 PM   
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Has the king bought the pussy and clit pump yet?

Nope
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If you haven't rammed a vibrating butt plug up there when tappin' ole what's her fuck....You need to add that to to the list.

Yup

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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 7:50:44 PM   
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Watering eyes is not the same as crying

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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 7:51:46 PM   
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I have some spare ones lying around...Just knock most of the crud off of'em when you get into town and go about yer business.

< Message edited by domiguy -- 7/30/2010 7:52:11 PM >


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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 7:52:34 PM   
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Did you cry like a little girl?

Maybe he was offered a roadside deal. I hear a lot of cops like to get their asses tongued.

Just ran your DMV abstract....No points. 

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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 7:54:28 PM   
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I have some spare ones lying around...Just knock most of the crud off of'em when you get into town and go about yer business.

I've always heard about the graciousness of the folks from Chicago.  You rival the good people of Buffalo

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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 7:56:44 PM   
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The vibrating butt plug is unbelievable....It makes the snatch a living Tilt-A-Whirl for the dick.

If you can hang on for more than a few minutes you are a better man than I.

It's great if you are in a hurry, ballgame is coming on or maybe The View.

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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 7:57:24 PM   
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Other Things To Scratch Off Your Bucket List: using corn oil as lube. Don't. It makes the subject smell like a bag of Fritos, even through a good *RINSE-LATHER-REPEAT* after..


One time we were cooking, and my last dom had cut some jalapeños and habaneros right before we were preparing me for anal play.. he got the pepper juice inside my ass accidentally. It was the only time I wanted to hit him. I cried it hurt so bad...and as I type this I am laughing today so maybe it was worth it?



Houston, we have liftoff?

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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 7:58:28 PM   
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I always wear one of those bull rider vests. If I get thrown I don't want to end up on something sharp

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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 7:58:55 PM   
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The vibrating butt plug is unbelievable....


I can shoot those things across the room.

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RE: BDSM Bucket List - 7/30/2010 8:00:00 PM   
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For the crusty critter you might consider cramming the whole Shop-Vac up there to get the desired vibration.

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