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Jeffff -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:01:30 PM)
Then those rivets in her GINORNOUS snatch would rattle like castanets!

ShoreBound149 -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:01:49 PM)
She's not much bigger than a shop-vac.

Aileen1968 -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:02:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Then those rivets in her GINORNOUS snatch would rattle like castanets! Click click click

marie2 -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:02:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShoreBound149 quote: ORIGINAL: marie2 quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 Did you cry like a little girl? Maybe he was offered a roadside deal. I hear a lot of cops like to get their asses tongued. Just ran your DMV abstract....No points. Lucky guess.

SorceressJ -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:02:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy The vibrating butt plug is unbelievable.... I can shoot those things across the room. {{{WOW}}} outSTANding visuals, Aileen.. [:D]

Jeffff -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:02:56 PM)
So you can carry Aillen AND your list in one bucket?

domiguy -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:03:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: ORIGINAL: SorceressJ Other Things To Scratch Off Your Bucket List: using corn oil as lube. Don't. It makes the subject smell like a bag of Fritos, even through a good RINSE-LATHER-REPEAT after..[:D] One time we were cooking, and my last dom had cut some jalapeños and habaneros right before we were preparing me for anal play.. he got the pepper juice inside my ass accidentally. It was the only time I wanted to hit him. I cried it hurt so bad...and as I type this I am laughing today so maybe it was worth it? True story....Was cutting up some jalapenos for dinner then I scratched my balls....Unfuckingbelievable....Wowza!!! Dinner will be served promptly at 7:30pm, can I count you all in?

ShoreBound149 -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:03:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy The vibrating butt plug is unbelievable.... I can shoot those things across the room. Took out a Christmas light

Aileen1968 -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:03:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShoreBound149 She's not much bigger than a shop-vac. I suck like one too... I really shouldn't drink a bottle of wine after a fast. It was the bottle with a twig on it. Wine rack is empty.

domiguy -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:04:51 PM)
Drunk fat chicks are so hot! Poor Shore.

SorceressJ -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:05:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Then those rivets in her GINORNOUS snatch would rattle like castanets! Click click click sings ..I've got spurs.. that ~JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE~ (yeehaw)

juliaoceania -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:08:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: ORIGINAL: SorceressJ Other Things To Scratch Off Your Bucket List: using corn oil as lube. Don't. It makes the subject smell like a bag of Fritos, even through a good RINSE-LATHER-REPEAT after..[:D] One time we were cooking, and my last dom had cut some jalapeños and habaneros right before we were preparing me for anal play.. he got the pepper juice inside my ass accidentally. It was the only time I wanted to hit him. I cried it hurt so bad...and as I type this I am laughing today so maybe it was worth it? True story....Was cutting up some jalapenos for dinner then I scratched my balls....Unfuckingbelievable....Wowza!!! Dinner will be served promptly at 7:30pm, can I count you all in? Question: did you wash your hands after you scratched your balls? Or did you keep cooking? Your answer will determine whether I will be attending your little soirée

domiguy -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:08:36 PM)
I've never intentionally pooped on a girl. Do you take it off your bucketlist if it was achieved through a series of horrible events and mistakes?

Jeffff -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:09:01 PM)
"Employees must wash hands before returning to work" He's not an employee, he is the host. I hope this helps.

domiguy -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:18:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: ORIGINAL: SorceressJ Other Things To Scratch Off Your Bucket List: using corn oil as lube. Don't. It makes the subject smell like a bag of Fritos, even through a good RINSE-LATHER-REPEAT after..[:D] One time we were cooking, and my last dom had cut some jalapeños and habaneros right before we were preparing me for anal play.. he got the pepper juice inside my ass accidentally. It was the only time I wanted to hit him. I cried it hurt so bad...and as I type this I am laughing today so maybe it was worth it? True story....Was cutting up some jalapenos for dinner then I scratched my balls....Unfuckingbelievable....Wowza!!! Dinner will be served promptly at 7:30pm, can I count you all in? Question: did you wash your hands after you scratched your balls? Or did you keep cooking? Your answer will determine whether I will be attending your little soirée The chef never tells all of his secrets.

Aileen1968 -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:20:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania quote: ORIGINAL: SorceressJ Other Things To Scratch Off Your Bucket List: using corn oil as lube. Don't. It makes the subject smell like a bag of Fritos, even through a good RINSE-LATHER-REPEAT after..[:D] One time we were cooking, and my last dom had cut some jalapeños and habaneros right before we were preparing me for anal play.. he got the pepper juice inside my ass accidentally. It was the only time I wanted to hit him. I cried it hurt so bad...and as I type this I am laughing today so maybe it was worth it? True story....Was cutting up some jalapenos for dinner then I scratched my balls....Unfuckingbelievable....Wowza!!! Dinner will be served promptly at 7:30pm, can I count you all in? Question: did you wash your hands after you scratched your balls? Or did you keep cooking? Your answer will determine whether I will be attending your little soirée Mmmmm. Fromundah!

domiguy -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:21:03 PM)
If you have some grit or dirt on your hands or under your fingernailss I always thought that is what vaginas are for. They are like portable ball washers.

juliaoceania -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:22:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy If you have some grit or dirt on your hands or under your fingernailss I always thought that is what vaginas are for. They are like portable ball washers. You haven't been using them properly if that is what you thought they were for...

marie2 -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:22:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 Mmmmm. Fromundah! Delicious on a Ritz

domiguy -> RE: BDSM Bucket List (7/30/2010 8:23:33 PM)
When playing golf I would put my titleist up her snatch and make her do a few flip flops....That fucker would come out looking brand new....Didn't smell so hot, but the prototype is still in the development stages.

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