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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/13/2010 2:11:17 PM

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I find so few male slaves into this that I actually have taken the item off my primary list of likes and moved it to my secondary options list. In fact more times in the past it was one of many deal breakers between Me and the other person. The door remains open for any serious male slaves who want a Master to feed them!

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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/13/2010 3:50:55 PM

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simon - try a little sip out of a wine glass one night while relaxed and with a woman you fully trust. You sample the 'vino' --- ask her to consume lots of H20 before the sampling.

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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/13/2010 5:25:37 PM

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Peon,

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Now tell me you didn't do that without a thesaurus to hand.

You question my propensity for pedantic poo-speak? How dare you! :-)

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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/13/2010 10:52:49 PM

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Bear in mind that your fantasies usually don't smell...

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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/14/2010 7:38:08 AM

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Peon,

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Now tell me you didn't do that without a thesaurus to hand.

You question my propensity for pedantic poo-speak? How dare you! :-)

E.

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! --Steven Wright

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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/14/2010 10:17:13 AM

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Otters,

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Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! --Steven Wright

Ha! Hmmm. Words fail me at the moment and thus no quick, witty response is forthcoming. Perhaps it's because I don't have a "thesaurus" at hand. :-)

Elan.

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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/14/2010 11:33:30 AM

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Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! --Steven Wright

That's led me to thinking . . . Isn't it possible to experience at least some of that poo-poo eating fun, but without (most of) the germs or the nasty niffs, by means of . . . er, how shall I put this delicately . . . the Domme inserting some kind of 'poo-substitute' in her botty beforehand?

A question directed at the forum in general, Otters - not you personally, I should speedily add. I don't mean to suggest that you have extensive practical experience of this topic. (Topic Bars - they could work! Woah, I'm on a roll tonight with the inspirations!)

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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/14/2010 11:45:54 AM

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Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! --Steven Wright

That's led me to thinking . . . Isn't it possible to experience at least some of that poo-poo eating fun, but without (most of) the germs or the nasty niffs, by means of . . . er, how shall I put this delicately . . . the Domme inserting some kind of 'poo-substitute' in her botty beforehand?

A question directed at the forum in general, Otters - not you personally, I should speedily add. I don't mean to suggest that you have extensive practical experience of this topic. (Topic Bars - they could work! Woah, I'm on a roll tonight with the inspirations!)

A "BabyPoop" bar?

I Can't Believe it's not Poop!

HotPockets

No no...HotPockets taste like poop already...

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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/14/2010 1:14:39 PM

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Peon and Otters,

Regarding shampoo, Real Poo (TM), and poo substitutes...

I'm sure there's a soy product that will fit the bill. However, as for how to administer, I'm thinking some kind of internal, anal dam is required - one that both encases the payload and provides internal and external protection from bacteria and other heebie jeebies that inhabit the anal area. Heh! Proving, once again, that if you put your mind to it, just about any fantasy/kink can be translated to a sensible, safe implementation if one is willing to expend the time, creativity, and effort. Albeit, if your fetish is severed limbs (yes, this actually is a fetish on sites like BME), I'm presently at a loss for how to translate this "sensibly and safely". :-)

Elan.

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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/14/2010 1:24:50 PM

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So, I am recalling the halcyon days of yore, and thumbing my well worn high school graduation yearbook, and there under that someones picture who's name has long since left my memory.........

To be............
[picture here]
a toilet slave...

And I think, by god I bet he made it. He's livin large, livin the dream........if only I didn't want to be a millionaire........

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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/14/2010 9:50:17 PM

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Am I understanding right that these guys think obama, wants to make homosexuality legal, so that people in Uganda that are gay can eat poop?

His whole message of why gay sex shouldn't be allowed, is after all cause gay men eat poop when they engage in gay acts.

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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/18/2010 8:53:16 AM

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I thought i would give a slight update...it's a step...a small step I am sure but one none the less...I was at a bar where there was only one bathroom...it was unisex...a one person at a time thing...the place was a small hole in the wall type bar...A larger sized woman went in and I noticed she was talking a long time in there so I went and waited as if I had to go next...when she did finally come out, what I had thought was correct...she had taken a shit...I could tell cause the room stunk to high heaven...I went in, locked the door...and jerked off while breathing in deep...is this a good step towards my desire to be a toilet?

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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/19/2010 4:59:50 PM

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Right, can I request that the next 'my fave D/s fantasy' thread be started by somebody who gets off on watching The Sound of Music while eating apple pie?

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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/19/2010 5:34:47 PM

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I thought i would give a slight update...it's a step...a small step I am sure but one none the less...I was at a bar where there was only one bathroom...it was unisex...a one person at a time thing...the place was a small hole in the wall type bar...A larger sized woman went in and I noticed she was talking a long time in there so I went and waited as if I had to go next...when she did finally come out, what I had thought was correct...she had taken a shit...I could tell cause the room stunk to high heaven...I went in, locked the door...and jerked off while breathing in deep...is this a good step towards my desire to be a toilet?

Soooo, why does it matter that she was a larger woman or that it took her a long time to do the deed?

Skinny girls can poop stinky too and its more aromatic if its all out in one quick shot.

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I'm sorry. I probably shouldn't poke fun at you but seriously. You masturbated in a fragrant bathroom.

You didn't see, sniff or lick *anything* ...

C'mon! MAN UP HERE! Report back once you've actually gotten some serious hands on action, k?

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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/20/2010 9:43:18 AM

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~~~hands on action~~~

Good one, Kitten!!

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Darling Peon, I really dislike apple pie, but how about watching Gigi while having fairy cakes? WIN~

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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/20/2010 11:34:25 PM

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PeonForHer:
Right, can I request that the next 'my fave D/s fantasy' thread be started by somebody who gets off on watching The Sound of Music while eating apple pie?

*This* made my night and makes the entire thread so much less a shitty experience. +50 good boy points. :-)

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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/20/2010 11:41:40 PM

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C'mon! MAN UP HERE! Report back once you've actually gotten some serious hands on action, k?

Perhaps he could start small... in a kitty litter box?

E.

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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/21/2010 4:14:52 PM

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My ex-girlfriend use to use me as her toilet slave(pee only).I loved drinking her piss.I love brown showers too but scat eating is a limit though.

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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/22/2010 6:51:04 PM

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C'mon! MAN UP HERE! Report back once you've actually gotten some serious hands on action, k?

Perhaps he could start small... in a kitty litter box?

E.

As long as its not mine ...

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RE: To be a toilet slave - 9/23/2010 12:18:48 PM

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Maybe he should be blindfolded and eat a banana while his gf farts in his face?

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