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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/1/2011 7:06:13 PM   
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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/1/2011 7:09:30 PM   
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The food sealer, it sucks out all the air, methinks it'd be better. 


Kinda like ... nevermind.

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/1/2011 7:12:58 PM   
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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/1/2011 7:13:30 PM   
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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/1/2011 7:17:52 PM   
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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/1/2011 7:58:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		"The food sealer, it sucks out all the air, methinks it'd be better."

Quit teasing me like that,,,,,,AAAaaaaaaRRRrrgGgGHHHhH [I just snapped]

That food sealer would be melted into a pile of ashes before it got done sucking all the hotttttttttt  aaaai...........

Just coming back to my senses here.

Where am I ?

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/1/2011 8:21:05 PM   
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I am inadvertently (in a small way) re-enacting the Passion of Christ because He is my role model. Christ was a very Dominant male. To say that he was Dom would be an understatement. Yet, He allowed Himself to be scorned and mocked. He did so for our benefit, for love sake as I have done here as well.

I am re-enacting the Passion of Christ under the express authority of Christ, however. Once upon time as I was praying a woman approached me. She looked into my eyes and proclaimed that she could see Christ in my eyes. The response by the other women was shhh. This is not the sort of thing that happens every day. Has anyone ever told you such a thing before? I am indeed special.

The incident occurred shortly after a prophecy concerning me was made. The prophecy was tantamount to a declaration that I will attain sainthood. The word as you can see got around. So when I said that I am doing this under the express authority of Christ, I mean precisely that. Why have you seen nothing of Christ in me? If you think it is about me, you are missing the point. It is about you and many others.

It was not my express intention to re-enact the Passion of Christ. It was my expression intention to offer hope to those who are suffering. Take what I wrote on faith. Little attention is given to Dominant men and how they suffer.

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/1/2011 8:24:54 PM   
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I suggest the one thing you try to preserve is your dignity...before it's beyond repair.

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/1/2011 8:25:20 PM   
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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/1/2011 8:26:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have to hand it to the OP. I think this is probably the first time in all the years I've been here I'm genuinely confused by a thread..

What do you mean 'preserve yourself' for that special someone? By having that attitude? Do you also wear black, leather pants, and trim your beard to match a female submissive's crotch? Rotate a facial shot of said male dom 90 degrees to see what I mean. Just say 'Zager and Evans' to your barber. He will understand.

Abused and unloved? What? Like battered women in a shelter? Or just emotionally? Dude, I think everybody can claim to have been abused and unloved at some point. It's part of life and being a human being. Telling everybody about it just screams 'VICTIM' if you can't show how you've overcome it.

I'd leave all that being extraordinary and special for other people to work out.

But then again, you could stick a baseball cap on your head, find a good 'riddim' and if you jab your arms out and repeat your OP over and over again, you probably might make it as a rap singer.

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/1/2011 8:57:53 PM   
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People, this thread isn't about me. People, at least try to remain on topic.


not about you?  With the opening you posted?  PUH-LEEEEEEZE!

Quite frankly, I too thought this was a spoof thread, but nope.....you're serious!  I wish I could be...but....

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/1/2011 9:01:21 PM   
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I dunno Holly.  Them pressure cookers skeer me!
I agree. I have seen then blow (bad seal?) and the thought of that happening when it is filled with canning jars...UGH!!


The thought of Holly and a pressure cooker within a mile of each other is what skeers me!!!! 

      

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/1/2011 9:03:28 PM   
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It was not my express intention to re-enact the Passion of Christ. It was my expression intention to offer hope to those who are suffering. Take what I wrote on faith. Little attention is given to Dominant men and how they suffer.


You may suffer.  Me?  I'm having a great time.

Oh, by the way, don't forget to rise on the third day; that's the trick.


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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/1/2011 9:06:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		I want to know why she was blowing a seal and was he grateful?
to the OP, honey thats speshul, not special...and ermmm lay off the sainthood references thats just gonna push more people away.


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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/1/2011 10:49:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BenevolentM

It was not my express intention to re-enact the Passion of Christ. It was my expression intention to offer hope to those who are suffering. Take what I wrote on faith. Little attention is given to Dominant men and how they suffer.



Oh, by the way, don't forget to rise on the third day; that's the trick.




And if he can't there's always Cialis....


Eta a freakin' "t". Damned t keeps sticking....


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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/1/2011 11:58:10 PM   
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Let's just build Troll a bridge under which to live. With a big hole, and leg stirrups. He probably would have better luch than ..............

Nevermind,

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I was going to edit that typo out but I can't decide if it meant luck or lunch. Sue me.


Seriously? Dude I get more trim than a lumber yard.


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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/2/2011 12:03:02 AM   
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Oh, by the way, don't forget to rise on the third day; that's the trick.



GAH!!!! You just HAD to remind him of that, didn't you?


*walks away muttering crossly*

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/2/2011 12:15:32 AM   
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The incident occurred shortly after a prophecy concerning me was made. The prophecy was tantamount to a declaration that I will attain sainthood. The word as you can see got around. So when I said that I am doing this under the express authority of Christ, I mean precisely that. Why have you seen nothing of Christ in me? If you think it is about me, you are missing the point. It is about you and many others.



Now let me see if I get this right. A prophecy, about you, was made and said you would attain sainthood? I do believe that Mother Theresa either was made a saint or has been nominated for it. What have you, BenevolentM, done to deserve that honor?

Oh, and to answer your question of why haven't I seen nothing of Christ in you? The answer is two-fold.

First, I've never seen you, and secondly....I'm pagan and vehemently anti-Christian.


No offense to those others who may be Christian.

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/2/2011 1:14:02 AM   
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Quite frankly, I too thought this was a spoof thread, but nope.....you're serious!  I wish I could be...but....

Sweetie, the man says he thinks he's Jesus; you sure this isn't a spoof thread?

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RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself - 3/2/2011 1:20:18 AM   
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I HAVE GONE THUR A TERRIBLE SEPRATION AND AT LAST I HAVE RID MYSELF OF MY OBSESSION ,I THINK SMILE..I AM A WONMDERFUL MAN A VERY DOM MAN AND A MANS MAN..WHILE I AM NOT ALONE BUT I AM NOT IN LOVE.I AGREE I WILL NEVER BE FREE OF THAT PERSON IN MY HEART BUIT FOR SEF PRESVTION I MUST..YOU ALL BEHAVE YOUR SELFS..BOUNTY 
  HI DERE!  I AM DE AMAZING RANDY!

Oh and.. OP... I can't believe people here are still taking you seriously.  Kudos.


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