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RE: Rant & Comedy Minute - 5/7/2006 8:56:03 PM

perverseangelic

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ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

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ORIGINAL: perverseangelic

"[city X] Starbucks, 4 pm, I have 12 pairs of panties, 2 pairs of stockings, slutty red lipstick, candles, clamps and floggers. YouWILL be there or you will be punished."

Well damn, why didn't you string him along a bit longer? Now we'll never know what kind of scene he was planning to do in Starbucks with 12 pairs of panties and candles! Geesh, now I'm going to die of curiousity!!

Cin

In retrospect I wish I had. It caught me so off gaurd I replied without thinking about it. I'm used to idiot mail, but htis one was so incredibly random...

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RE: Rant & Comedy Minute - 5/7/2006 9:02:57 PM

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The BEST email I have ever received from a "dominant" was him asking me to be a cyber whore for him. He would arrange "dates" for me with other men who wanted to have cyber sex. My response to his email was.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA you have GOT to be kidding me.

I laughed for quite some time over that email

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RE: Rant & Comedy Minute - 5/7/2006 9:09:08 PM

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Last e-mail i got all it said was "WOW"

i really love the deep informative ones.

After that are the "U R Sexy, U Will be Myne sub" blah blah blah *sighs* I understand the concept of short hand, really i do but come on.

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RE: Rant & Comedy Minute - 5/7/2006 9:10:40 PM

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Ladies and Gentlemen who have posted on this thread to date,

As you all know, it is against the TOS to repost messages, and I personally am offended by SO MANY of my private messages being simply copied and pasted into the forum, without credit attributed.

If anyone wants to know what I meant to do at the Starbucks, by the way, feel free to message me.

As to the cyber-whore thing, it makes me good cyber-money, redeemable, in turn, for cyber-sex from other cyber-whores. Of course, someone making cyber-money bears no relation to the amount they have.

But seriously, stop posting my messages.

Yours,

benji

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RE: Rant & Comedy Minute - 5/7/2006 9:19:00 PM

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I'm sorry benji! You didn't tell me not to tell anyone!

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RE: Rant & Comedy Minute - 5/8/2006 5:50:12 AM

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I seem to miss out on all of the fun, I only get the female submissives from a foreign country who claim they love my picture, and think we would make a lovely match messages.

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RE: Rant & Comedy Minute - 5/8/2006 7:19:15 AM

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And then they come here and start threads asking why women are so rude and why it's so hard to find someone nice- if you all just treated them with the respect they deserve and got them off more often, we wouldn't have so many threads cluttering us up! Do it for the team!

Ahem.

My best recent one (in the past two months) was when I was on a date with a guy who, after I told him I wasn't much into leashes, proceeded to go on a rant/lecture to me about how leashes were so cool and all you could do with them.

The best part though was when I relayed this story to a casual friend at a club the NEXT week and HE then began to lecture me on how leashes were so cool and all you could do with them.

I then became convinced that there was some global task force out there in the world set towards convincing me of exactly how cool leashes are and converting me to leashism.

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RE: Rant & Comedy Minute - 5/8/2006 9:02:25 AM

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I am not a player and need you to prove you are sincere.

Turn on your webcam so you can serve me now online.

Send me the following (and he details) pics

Give me your home, cell, and office phone number

(And these all come right after - Hello - but before we know one another - usually on the first day of chat)

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