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Cowsex - 3/28/2011 7:22:54 PM

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What are your views on fucking bovine style?
What if a hot lady in a cow-suit insisted on it as a relationship deal breaker?

Would you moo?

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RE: Cowsex - 3/28/2011 7:34:12 PM

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Sticky this topic, please.

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RE: Cowsex - 3/28/2011 7:34:46 PM

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wait... what? O.o

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RE: Cowsex - 3/28/2011 7:46:03 PM

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wait... what? O.o

Cowsex. Like hucows but with less milking and more fucking.

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RE: Cowsex - 3/28/2011 7:48:16 PM

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Oh the things that scroll past innocent eyes, while trying to get your perv on; on the other side!

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RE: Cowsex - 3/28/2011 7:49:51 PM

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LOL, I know, right? I do love this site. Just when you think you've seen it all... voila!

And CS, for you, sexy, anything... MOO! ;)

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RE: Cowsex - 3/28/2011 7:53:15 PM

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I was not aware of that huasboy post deleted
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RE: Cowsex - 3/28/2011 8:00:27 PM

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Oh, but only if we are listening to Adam Ant albums at the same time...

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RE: Cowsex - 3/28/2011 8:03:02 PM

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I have a prediction.
In about two posts....
This thread will either get:
A. a finger-wagging from the mods... any reference to sex with animals is a violation of the TOS (sorry Sailing Bum...the OP was talking about a woman dressed as a cow. not talking about fucking one.)
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B. moooooo-ved to Random Stupidity

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RE: Cowsex - 3/28/2011 8:11:11 PM

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I have a prediction.
In about two posts....
This thread will either get:
A. a finger-wagging from the mods... any reference to sex with animals is a violation of the TOS (sorry Sailing Bum...the OP was talking about a woman dressed as a cow. not talking about fucking one.)
or
B. moooooo-ved to Random Stupidity

Yea I know but It such a great story to bad I had to delete it

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RE: Cowsex - 3/28/2011 8:13:21 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SailingBum

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ORIGINAL: hausboy

I have a prediction.
In about two posts....
This thread will either get:
A. a finger-wagging from the mods... any reference to sex with animals is a violation of the TOS (sorry Sailing Bum...the OP was talking about a woman dressed as a cow. not talking about fucking one.)
or
B. moooooo-ved to Random Stupidity

Yea I know but It such a great story to bad I had to delete it

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I didn't say it wasn't funny....

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RE: Cowsex - 3/28/2011 8:30:41 PM

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any reference to sex with animals is a violation of the TOS

He did not say sex with a real cow. He said sex with a lady dressed as a cow. That is not a violation of TOS. People talk all the time about dressing in cat and dog ears, suits, and tails. Sure, this is a first for cows, but if it works for him I'm not going to tell him she needs to remove the cow suit first.

Or at least that is how I interpreted his question.

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RE: Cowsex - 3/28/2011 8:31:53 PM

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This thread is udderly ridiculous.

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RE: Cowsex - 3/28/2011 8:33:25 PM

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This thread is udderly ridiculous.

OMG!!!! This is my pick for the quote of the day.

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RE: Cowsex - 3/28/2011 8:35:27 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: peppermint

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any reference to sex with animals is a violation of the TOS

He did not say sex with a real cow. He said sex with a lady dressed as a cow. That is not a violation of TOS. People talk all the time about dressing in cat and dog ears, suits, and tails. Sure, this is a first for cows, but if it works for him I'm not going to tell him she needs to remove the cow suit first.

Or at least that is how I interpreted his question.

Hi Peppermint
Sailing Bum shared a story that I will not repeat....in response to the OP...that was a violation of TOS...and he wisely deleted it.

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RE: Cowsex - 3/28/2011 10:04:43 PM

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What are your views on fucking bovine style?
What if a hot lady in a cow-suit insisted on it as a relationship deal breaker?

Would you moo?

You rock!!

i'm in like Flynn! Do i get a bell with my suit?

Namaste,

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RE: Cowsex - 3/28/2011 10:57:29 PM

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My heart sank when I saw the title of this thread.

quote:

ORIGINAL: peppermint

He did not say sex with a real cow. He said sex with a lady dressed as a cow. That is not a violation of TOS. People talk all the time about dressing in cat and dog ears, suits, and tails. Sure, this is a first for cows, but if it works for him I'm not going to tell him she needs to remove the cow suit first.

Or at least that is how I interpreted his question.

Ahem:

1. She. She. CreepyStalker is very much a woman, thank you very much!

2. She is indeed talking about sex dressed as cows, rather than with them.

3. Porcelaine, don't encourage her; I won't have it.

4. Cowsex is perverted, and I'm not doing it. Ducksex, on the other hand....

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RE: Cowsex - 3/28/2011 11:05:09 PM

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You're all a bunch of prudes... Everyone knows that platypus are where it's at for the TWUE kinksters!

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RE: Cowsex - 3/28/2011 11:11:06 PM

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What are your views on fucking bovine style?
What if a hot lady in a cow-suit insisted on it as a relationship deal breaker?

Would you moo?

The "Would you moo?" is what makes this fucking awesome.
Damn, I'm near crying over here.
That might be the funniest shit I have ever seen on the forums.

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RE: Cowsex - 3/28/2011 11:11:51 PM

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...CreepyStalker? I think we've just been seriously outgunned.

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