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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/11/2011 1:02:44 PM

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So where is the video link to this awesome piss movie video we helped script. The OP is a little cutie even if she dislikes watersports. I'm a sadist, I'd love to see someone torturing themselves by doing what they hate.

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/11/2011 3:02:20 PM

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Any more creative suggestions?

Oh me me me! I want to be the Martha Stewart of pee creativity.
Freeze it and make peesicles! Save it up for washing your hair in! Pee over a ph sensitive paper for a free form art project! Squat and pee over clothing on the floor or go in the corners of the room - why should the cat have all the fun? Pretend you've been stung by a jellyfish and pee on your leg! Eat different foods and see how many odors/flavors you can infuse the pee with! Create a flow chart and graph output and color during the day! Pee can be endless fun and hey....it's free!

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/11/2011 10:14:02 PM

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Apparently you already are the Martha Stewart of pee creativity.

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/12/2011 5:40:53 PM

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Apparently you already are the Martha Stewart of pee creativity.

Pee-ativity.

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/15/2011 5:44:57 PM

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for the love of god dont do it

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/16/2011 1:41:17 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Killerangel

quote:

ORIGINAL: molynsi
Any more creative suggestions?

Oh me me me! I want to be the Martha Stewart of pee creativity.
Freeze it and make peesicles! Save it up for washing your hair in! Pee over a ph sensitive paper for a free form art project! Squat and pee over clothing on the floor or go in the corners of the room - why should the cat have all the fun? Pretend you've been stung by a jellyfish and pee on your leg! Eat different foods and see how many odors/flavors you can infuse the pee with! Create a flow chart and graph output and color during the day! Pee can be endless fun and hey....it's free!

all i can say to this is

and oops i almost peed myself ~snicker~

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RE: I have to PEE! - 3/22/2017 3:30:06 AM

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It has been 6 years since the last post here. I am so surprised how long it went on after I left. I've always been bothered by this thread, even now. So, I guess I will state my peace. I was living with a Master, who demanded I pee on camera for him everyday, as often as I could. When he's get home from work, he would review. I HATE WATERSPORTS. (In fact more now, than then, anyway...) That is the reason that 1)it is listed as a dislike in my profile and 2) I had no idea how to do it correctly. I came asking for advice, I wanted to impress the Master I was serving. So what if I list it as a dislike when I am SERVING someone who desires it? Disliking something, and being unwilling to do it are very different things. Isn't that the whole point of being here? I don't understand the references people made that I was seeking "attention" - I certainly wasn't offering to SHOW any footage I obtained! I honestly was trying to get help. At the time, I did not read passed my second post so never saw how long everyone went on judging me. I find it.. petty? Weird? I assume we are all adults. What did I do that was so wrong? I just thought someone experienced in watersports would have some sage advice - that was the only motive. Yikes, people. Yikes. I feel bullied and afraid to ever post again.

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RE: I have to PEE! - 3/22/2017 6:14:40 AM

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Want to film it, need some ideas. I can't hold it much longer. I am alone at home, usually I just pee on a mirror holding the camera. Any more creative suggestions? Quickly folks!

Omorashi is fun!

Do you need a diaper?

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RE: I have to PEE! - 3/26/2017 6:10:44 PM

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Wow, after all these years. So you say your intentions were sincere and want to know what went wrong. You say you came for advice and weren't just fishing for jack off material. I'll tell you what went wrong... your OP used 3 jack bait cliches in a row. In other words:

1. I want to jack off, write something sexy for me to jerk to. = "Want to film it, need some ideas."
2. I'm a needy brat that wants to jerk of right now, come play with me right now. = "I can't hold it much longer."
3. I'm ready to rub one out because . . . "I am alone at home"

The only thing missing was you KIK/yahoo/web cam hook up/ so you could jack off in front of us. But hey, you got great tits, a lot of people would go for that if it is your thing, you should have just said so. But don't presume the forum membership is stupid and shade it in the guise of wanting help. Too many old dogs around here to tolerate that.

The reaction to your OP is not our fault despite your wishes to the contrary. You didn't open your thread saying "sage advice wanted from someone experienced in watersports"... nope, like a brat, you said "I have to pee, help me now"... well, tough shit little girl. Go piss and shut up. Top someone else with that attitude because that shit don't fly here. That is why we think you are such a little attention whore and/or brat.

When you treat us with respect, by having the time to pay respect and proper attention to replies we would give... to respect that we would spend our time to help you, I think you'll find the forums are a wealth of information. I have a wealth of experience with watersports and would have gladly lent my advice if you had appeared sincere to me.

"What did I do that was so wrong?" Now you know. Hope it helps. How you react to my post will help reveal the truth of whether you seek information, which I have just given you, or otherwise.

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ORIGINAL: molynsi

It has been 6 years since the last post here. I am so surprised how long it went on after I left. I've always been bothered by this thread, even now. So, I guess I will state my peace. I was living with a Master, who demanded I pee on camera for him everyday, as often as I could. When he's get home from work, he would review. I HATE WATERSPORTS. (In fact more now, than then, anyway...) That is the reason that 1)it is listed as a dislike in my profile and 2) I had no idea how to do it correctly. I came asking for advice, I wanted to impress the Master I was serving. So what if I list it as a dislike when I am SERVING someone who desires it? Disliking something, and being unwilling to do it are very different things. Isn't that the whole point of being here? I don't understand the references people made that I was seeking "attention" - I certainly wasn't offering to SHOW any footage I obtained! I honestly was trying to get help. At the time, I did not read passed [spelled - past] my second post so never saw how long everyone went on judging me. I find it.. petty? Weird? I assume we are all adults. What did I do that was so wrong? I just thought someone experienced in watersports would have some sage advice - that was the only motive. Yikes, people. Yikes. I feel bullied and afraid to ever post again.

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RE: I have to PEE! - 3/26/2017 7:33:26 PM

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I can't believe you are still butt hurt after 6 years. You presented as an exhibitionist. You were treated as an exhibitionist. If you can't stand the heat you have no business on the net.

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RE: I have to PEE! - 3/26/2017 7:54:14 PM

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LOL.anyone into it knows its just being uninhibited with basic body functions. For a sadist doing it with a girl not really into it-it's a power play.

What do they get from it? The satisfaction of breaking an inhibition. Or not.

But like any push,The top always risks a push back.

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RE: I have to PEE! - 3/27/2017 2:37:09 AM

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RE: I have to PEE! - 3/31/2017 5:02:27 PM

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ORIGINAL: molynsi

Want to film it, need some ideas. I can't hold it much longer. I am alone at home, usually I just pee on a mirror holding the camera. Any more creative suggestions? Quickly folks!

Don't drink as much water as previously....this appears to be causing you some (obvious) consternation.

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RE: I have to PEE! - 4/14/2017 5:31:50 PM

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Want to film it, need some ideas. I can't hold it much longer. I am alone at home, usually I just pee on a mirror holding the camera. Any more creative suggestions? Quickly folks!

I just pee on my hand...I have a camera system that shoots the action from 4 different angles.

I have the last 6 weeks on a USB for $47.29.

$12.00 more and...I'll give you a wet hanky.

Fucking A babe...I ain't kidding.....overnight UPS.

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RE: I have to PEE! - 4/15/2017 8:04:14 AM

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I'd have told you to go pee, and then get the blood back in your brain. You see, when I need to pee so desperately I can't think of anything else at all in any logical fashion. I certainly wouldn't be in a forum asking people for ideas on what I should be doing for my master. I'd have thought about that just after I'd peed last time so that I could be ready for the next one, and I'd be asking in a much better fashion, with more respect than you did.

That's what you did wrong, and why you got the responses you did. That without reading the responses, but going entirely from you new post, and the responses down, because what I do know is this; if you're getting your ass whooped by RS, you probably deserve it. Take it like a good girl, be grateful, and think better of things next time

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RE: I have to PEE! - 4/15/2017 12:31:39 PM

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Can you get your wifi from the crapper if you take your laptop in there, if this is a problem?

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