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I have to PEE! - 5/10/2011 4:16:25 PM   
molynsi


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Status: offline 		Want to film it, need some ideas. I can't hold it much longer. I am alone at home, usually I just pee on a mirror holding the camera. Any more creative suggestions? Quickly folks!
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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/10/2011 4:20:53 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		I suggest you go turn on the faucet.  That way, your urge will be stronger, you'll pee, and we can be spared the details.

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/10/2011 4:36:19 PM   
mynxkat


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quote:

ORIGINAL: molynsi

Want to film it, need some ideas. I can't hold it much longer. I am alone at home, usually I just pee on a mirror holding the camera. Any more creative suggestions? Quickly folks!


Pee on the camera for that unique in your face point of view! It'll be a hit!

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/10/2011 4:40:02 PM   
hausboy


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Status: offline 		oh, CollarMe....has it come to this???

I must be a seriously bad mood tonight.....I think I need to go take a walk or something.....

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/10/2011 4:47:01 PM   
molynsi


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Status: offline 		Well sorry folks, didn't mean to offend. I am not a collarme representative - just a sub looking for some answers. Didn't know "Ask a Master" thread was the wrong place to... ask a Master. Won't happen again. All your sarcastic remarks were very helpful and mature. Peace out.

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/10/2011 4:50:40 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		Hey, I'm just glad the 'please cater to the kink' thread was here instead of the Mistress board for a change.  Sorry I didn't feel like indulging you in playing your game.  Thanks for the pout.  Bye-bye now.

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Beach Ball Sized Lady Nuts. ~ TWD

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/10/2011 4:51:33 PM   
hausboy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: molynsi

Well sorry folks, didn't mean to offend. I am not a collarme representative - just a sub looking for some answers. Didn't know "Ask a Master" thread was the wrong place to... ask a Master. Won't happen again. All your sarcastic remarks were very helpful and mature. Peace out.

well you know...you can always post looking for ideas before you're ready to burst... your post came across sounding like wank fodder.  I've never heard specifically of "pee cam" but I'm sure there is an audience for it out there.

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/10/2011 5:00:04 PM   
DarkSteven


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Hey, I'm just glad the 'please cater to the kink' thread was here instead of the Mistress board for a change.  Sorry I didn't feel like indulging you in playing your game.  Thanks for the pout.  Bye-bye now.


Male Doms everywhere appreciate the hell out of your attitude, LadyPact.  Just saying. 


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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/10/2011 5:06:28 PM   
Rule


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ORIGINAL: molynsi
Any more creative suggestions?

Yes. Use a normal - legible - font or I will not be interested in reading any of your future posts.

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/10/2011 8:21:16 PM   
ResidentSadist


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact
Hey, I'm just glad the 'please cater to the kink' thread was here instead of the Mistress board for a change.  Sorry I didn't feel like indulging you in playing your game.  Thanks for the pout.  Bye-bye now.

Take my strife please.  (said with a Rodney Dangerfield tone)

Hey, you can have her.  She pouts, she's full of piss.  Hey, that means she full of piss and vinegar right?  Tell her to swallow the camera and piss it out while she is filming.   She'll be the next start of All Internal Porn.  Use a micro cam and it will look like one of those kayak over a waterfall videos. 



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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/10/2011 9:05:10 PM   
Hillwilliam


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact
Hey, I'm just glad the 'please cater to the kink' thread was here instead of the Mistress board for a change.  Sorry I didn't feel like indulging you in playing your game.  Thanks for the pout.  Bye-bye now.

Take my strife please.  (said with a Rodney Dangerfield tone)

Hey, you can have her.  She pouts, she's full of piss.  Hey, that means she full of piss and vinegar right?  Tell her to swallow the camera and piss it out while she is filming.   She'll be the next start of All Internal Porn.  Use a micro cam and it will look like one of those kayak over a waterfall videos. 



pssst, it was Henny Youngman.

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/10/2011 9:27:46 PM   
LadyPact


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven
Male Doms everywhere appreciate the hell out of your attitude, LadyPact.  Just saying. 


I have every confidence that there are certain male Dominants who will be happy to return the favor in the future, or already done so in the past.  It's always greatly appreciated when you gentlemen come to the Mistress section for the same kind of thing.  I'm glad I had the opportunity to do the same.


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Beach Ball Sized Lady Nuts. ~ TWD

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/10/2011 9:47:54 PM   
windchymes


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quote:

ORIGINAL: molynsi

Want to film it, need some ideas. I can't hold it much longer. I am alone at home, usually I just pee on a mirror holding the camera. Any more creative suggestions? Quickly folks!


What's the rush, not like you're never going to go again....

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/10/2011 10:58:29 PM   
coookie


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Status: offline 		lol and yet one of the dislikes on her profile is watersports ...... do ya think she maybe hates canoeing?

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/10/2011 11:47:52 PM   
DeviantlyD


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I suggest you go turn on the faucet.  That way, your urge will be stronger, you'll pee, and we can be spared the details.


*LOL!!!*

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/10/2011 11:50:13 PM   
DeviantlyD


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quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes


quote:

ORIGINAL: molynsi

Want to film it, need some ideas. I can't hold it much longer. I am alone at home, usually I just pee on a mirror holding the camera. Any more creative suggestions? Quickly folks!


What's the rush, not like you're never going to go again....


It's like you read my mind windchymes! :D

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/10/2011 11:51:46 PM   
DeviantlyD


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quote:

ORIGINAL: coookie

lol and yet one of the dislikes on her profile is watersports ...... do ya think she maybe hates canoeing?


Seriously? Hmmm...that's a puzzle, now isn't it?

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/10/2011 11:57:25 PM   
myotherself


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Status: offline 		Hey OP - if a monkey can find someone to film himself having a pee, then I'm sure you could manage it...




edited for clarity.

And to apologise in advance to the mods.

Again.

< Message edited by myotherself -- 5/11/2011 12:00:17 AM >

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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/11/2011 4:27:57 AM   
thishereboi


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quote:

ORIGINAL: molynsi

Well sorry folks, didn't mean to offend. I am not a collarme representative - just a sub looking for some answers. Didn't know "Ask a Master" thread was the wrong place to... ask a Master. Won't happen again. All your sarcastic remarks were very helpful and mature. Peace out.


Oh you poor thing. Did you want to play "look at me" and the mean old dommes wouldn't play back. That's terrible. Maybe you should just go pee somewhere by yourself and not share with them. They will be sorry when they realize what they have missed. Honest


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RE: I have to PEE! - 5/11/2011 6:18:36 AM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		"Any more creative suggestions?"
 
Not quite.
 
You are not allowed to pee. If you pee before you get permission you will be catheterized and will pee only when allowed.
 
MWA HA HA HA HA
 
T^T

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