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RE: How do you... - 6/12/2011 8:09:00 AM

OrionTheWolf

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Alas, I am but made of electrons flowing freely through the internet.

Does it matter which bubble gum? I have never liked bubble gum, even as a kid, but to capture me some slaves, and put them in a kolar, here on urth, I need to do it the right way ;).

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They must kill 6 sleens with a sharpened spoon, and capture 6 slaves with a ball of twine and bubblegum.

Twine, Orion? Twine is for wussy men. A REAL Gorean could do it with just the bubble gum.
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RE: How do you... - 6/12/2011 8:40:36 AM

magdalaina

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I think HE could handle the bubble gum part of the capture anyway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU7cFlnREWc&NR=1

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RE: How do you... - 7/6/2011 3:29:46 PM

tamedspirit

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i am a certified slut, Gorean trained and lived it for 8 years .. i think that makes me a certified something
tamed.

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RE: How do you... - 8/8/2011 7:04:25 AM

ShreveportMaster

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Vewy Vewy simpwle,
In order to be cewrtified as a Twue Gowean Mathter, you mutht capture an entiwre stabwle of twue gorwean swuts and bwand them all using only your meancing stawre.

you must then shave them, and pwesent theiwr formerwly fuwwy pelwts to the pwiest kings. you will then wecieve (in 4 to 6 weeks) a twue cewrtificate of gorweaness, suitable for fwaming, or wwapping fish!

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RE: How do you... - 8/8/2011 5:29:22 PM

ryssa

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Maybe you have to pledge a little money to become certified?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWG2BdoM7pE

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RE: How do you... - 8/9/2011 3:46:14 AM

ShreveportMaster

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I forgot to add you must include a Gold Tarn disc, of double weight for...ahem Shipping and handling! (hey, they have to pay for those voyages of acquisition somehow!)

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RE: How do you... - 8/9/2011 11:52:58 AM

nephandi

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Greetings

I have met many certified Goreans, however it was not Goreanism (is that a word?) that they where certified of. However you can tell the man you read the profile off that if he ever see a UFO he could always ask what planet they are from, and if they look human, and they do not immediately probe him they might give him a Gorean certificate.

I wish you well

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