Hillwilliam
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ORIGINAL: philosophy How do you stop a lawyer drowning? Take your foot off his head. How do you stop a lawyer spitting at you? Turn him over, he's done that side. lololol What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom feeding, shit eating, mud dweller........................................................the other is a fish. Ok, another couple. what's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture. One has removable wingtips. What's the diff between a roadkill lawyer and a roadkill rattlesnake. Skidmarks in front of the snake.
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Kinkier than a cheap garden hose. Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio. Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.
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