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gungadin09 -> Who wants to be absurd? (10/20/2011 10:31:24 PM)
i'm thinking of starting a club for absurd people. We're going to call it "The Club for Absurd People". Oddly, as absurd as i am, i still can't think of a better name. Come to think of it, that fact is pretty absurd. Anyway, i'm putting out a call for new members. If you want to join, you have to prove you're absurd enough. We can't take just anyone, after all. We have standards, goddamn it. i'd like to point out that my qualifications are the fact that i'm bald and used to be a bird, as well as the fact that i just started a thread about my confusion over hitting the "quote" button when i meant to hit the "edit post" button. i couldn't figure out why it was quoting me instead of letting me edit my post. So... who else is absurd? pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/20/2011 10:48:17 PM)
Just thought i should mention, there are a few rules to the Absurd Club... Rule #1: There is no snark allowed in the Absurd Club Rule #2: There is NO SNARK allowed in the Absurd Club. Rule #3: The Absurd Club does not allow its members to debate the definition of the word "absurd". (As absurd as that would be, it comes dangerously close to violating rules #1 and #2.) Rule #4: If it's your first time posting on this thread, you HAVE to be absurd. pam

HannahLynn -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/20/2011 10:52:59 PM)
oh well, rules one and two kind of fucking kill it for me, otherwise i figured i was sort of a shoe in.

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/20/2011 10:55:24 PM)
Yes, you could join, but i'm afraid the second you opened your mouth we would have to kick you out. It's a shame, really. Otherwise you would be a shoe-in. pam

Hillwilliam -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 7:01:06 AM)
Count me out for the same reason as hanners. ETA: I think it's absurd to disallow shark in an absurd thread. [8D]

SoulAlloy -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 11:58:11 AM)
Hooray for rule #4!

HannahLynn -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 12:07:37 PM)
quote: Rule #4: If it's your first time posting on this thread, you HAVE to be absurd. hmm, ok, no fucking problem, i can do that. when i was but a young horse i left my warm stable and went to sea from norway to st petersburg and south all the way to spain hither and yon we sailed across the bounding main and braved the weather fearlessly we did, my kitty cat and me. [image]local://upfiles/1299214/A3C64BE23F524C0EADD1274E87FD00AA.jpg[/image]

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 12:24:05 PM)
Well, we said we weren't gonna take you, but in the absence of other qualified candidates, we're gonna welcome you with open arms. Just keep the snark down, or your membership will be revoked. pam

xxblushesxx -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 12:24:46 PM)
That picture is disturbing. I wonder what happens next?

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 12:27:18 PM)
The cat looks so unhappy Is it the boat? Is it the water? Is it the absurd person in the horse head?

SoulAlloy -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 12:27:22 PM)
Can't you tell? The horseman looks down, still horrified at what the cat has just done in his hand... ETA my favourite absurd statement - "It's always in the last place you look"

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 12:28:47 PM)
Oh, Christina, i'm so disappointed in you. You just broke rule #4 of the club rules. ChatteParfait, SoulAlloy, you guys are on the shit list, too. pam

xxblushesxx -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 12:31:32 PM)
I thought it was absurd!! uhm... ooey gooey was a worm a mighty worm was he he crawled upon a railroad track the train he did not see... oooooey goooooey! (best I could do on short notice!)

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 12:33:28 PM)
Hannah set the bar pretty high. That's gonna be hard to beat. i bet SpanishMatMaster could give her a run for her money, though. i would like to ask him to come on down and give it a try... but i'm scared he would infer disrespect and block me. pam

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 12:33:46 PM)
Do I look like the kind of person who follows the rules?

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 12:34:49 PM)
That's much better, Christina. pam

Hillwilliam -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 12:38:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 Oh, Christina, i'm so disappointed in you. You just broke rule #4 of the club rules. ChatteParfait, SoulAlloy, you guys are on the shit list, too. pam And I'm not on the shitlist? Fucking ABSURD.

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 12:38:23 PM)
SoulAlloy, i messed up. You qualified. My bad. ChatteParfait, you're just making things worse for yourself. pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 12:40:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam And I'm not on the shitlist? Fucking ABSURD. And this post qualifies Hillwilliam. Well, no, i guess the original "shark" comment did, didn't it? pam

Hillwilliam -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 12:40:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam And I'm not on the shitlist? Fucking ABSURD. And this post qualifies Hillwilliam. pam [sm=alien.gif][sm=alien.gif][sm=alien.gif][sm=alien.gif][sm=alien.gif][sm=alien.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=alien.gif][sm=alien.gif][sm=alien.gif][sm=alien.gif][sm=alien.gif]

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