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usablemanhood -> Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 1:57:33 PM)

Hello, i am usablemanhood. I am sincere and nervous but real. Is there a female Mistress that would want to take me to that level where i finally submit to real forced homosexual sex? i am sincere.

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LadyHibiscus -> RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 2:01:34 PM)

Baby, if you want to fuck a man, go out and fuck a man. It's not "genuine" otherwise.



myotherself -> RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 2:04:31 PM)

I'll start with 'welcome'.

Then I'll comment on your pic. Not only is it against the site's Terms Of Service, do you really want people to think you are what you show us? And dude, you're showing us your asshole...[8|]

If that wasn't bad enough, you left your frickin' socks on!




DomMeinCT -> RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 2:12:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

If that wasn't bad enough, you left your frickin' socks on!



*cues for 'stuff a sock in it' joke*



lizi -> RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 2:21:40 PM)

Oh goody, I was hoping to peruse the intro section tonight and see a picture of some stranger's naked and bent-over ass. The socks ARE a nice touch.

OP if you think the butthole picture will bring a Mistress running to you, you are sadly mistaken. We've explored this subject in great depth on these boards and discovered that women generally find naked pictures of strangers to be on the icky side. I have to say the asshole is especially something we don't wish to see. Not to mention that nudity in a primary picture is against the TOS of this site as was mentioned.

As far as finding a woman to make you do gay sex, good luck with that...




BurntKitty -> RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 2:28:00 PM)

welcome to CM. Oh and:
[image]http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/funny-dog-pictures-o-god-for-the-last-time.jpg[/image]



ashjor911 -> RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 2:33:55 PM)

here is a qustion for you,

If you are ok with us to see your naked behind " God knows why" why did`t you take off your socks?

& this as well

quote:

ORIGINAL: BurntKitty

welcome to CM. Oh and:
[image]http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/funny-dog-pictures-o-god-for-the-last-time.jpg[/image]


I almost forget
Welcome To CM



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 2:42:31 PM)

Welcome to CM and the boards.  As has been stated, get rid of the damn pic.  It's not nice to open up a web page and find a bent-over butt hole staring you in the face.  Especially just before supper.  [:'(]  If you "need" to be forced to have gay sex, then expect to have to pay for it and big time.  Most Pro-Dommes won't do sexual contact even if it doesn't involve them.  And I doubt a lifestyle Dominant will take you on.  She's a woman first, not a kink-delivery-system.

I'd say the socks were kept on because he has cold toesies.  But that's just a guess.  [:D]



ashjor911 -> RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 4:01:14 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

I'd say the socks were kept on because he has cold toesies.  But that's just a guess.  [:D]



Well, I will be needing a second opinion on that one [8|]



dreamofthemoon -> RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 4:09:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Baby, if you want to fuck a man, go out and fuck a man. It's not "genuine" otherwise.

What LadyHibbie said.

Good luck with that thing, too, OP. Welcome.



Delilya -> RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 4:13:46 PM)

good luck. not my place to fulfill your fantasy.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 4:48:59 PM)

People in hell need ice water too. Doesn't mean it's my job to give it to 'em. So to address your request: not I. I have way better things to do than be your fetish delivery system. That's what credit cards and pros are for (if you can get even get them to accommodate this request).

Now kindly get your anus off the screen. It's icky and violates TOS. If we want to see your butt hole or peepee or nostril or ear canal we'll ask privately for a picture.

Oh, and hi.




john1001 -> RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 5:34:52 PM)

Your gutless to block me and not let me respond back
to you..

First..

Women are fetish machines..
They do satisfy fetishes
everyday..
That's a fact..
Dominate women that is..

Secondly..

You always talk about what
I have to offer?

My submission
that's what !!!!

What can you offer me?
See I also have a choice
about which mistress I
choose based on
what a mistress has to offer
me..
Just like you have a choice
about which slaves you want..

Mistress's always ask me
what I like ..
What I'm into to see
if they are the right mistress
for me..
So your wrong about
not telling them what
I need and like..

That's why I say
I NEED
so they know..
What type of slave
I would be..
If I'm the right fit
for them..
Understand?

Next time you want to
tell someone off..
Have the courage
not to block and
run away like
a scared rabbit..

Bye..

Take care





xxblushesxx -> RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 5:43:42 PM)

Dude. You're a douche.
I charge $1.99 per minute but for you I'll raise the rates.
Put some pants on and GROW UP.



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john1001 -> RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 5:48:58 PM)

Everything I said was the truth..
and made a lot of sense..
What were you reading?

Don't you live in reality?
You weren't there
when I had that exchange
with her..
So your comments are irrelevant..

I didn't run like a scared
rabbit so I'm not the one who
has to grow up..

Your a typical woman
always picks the woman's side
even when she is wrong..



DarkSteven -> RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 6:09:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: john1001

Everything I said was the truth..
and made a lot of sense..
What were you reading?

Don't you live in reality?
You weren't there
when I had that exchange
with her..
So your comments are irrelevant..

I didn't run like a scared
rabbit so I'm not the one who
has to grow up..

Your a typical woman
always picks the woman's side
even when she is wrong..


john1001, who the hell ARE you?  You hijack a thread to whine about some woman (I think Mistress DarkArt; it's not clear), and you say crap like "Your a typical woman - always picks the woman's side - even when she is wrong..' when your profile basically says that "MY  JOB  IS  TO ALWAYS  OBEY WOMEN  ALWAYS..

TO  ALWAYS  BE 100  PERCENT OBEDIENT TO WOMEN.." and

"WOMEN  WILL  ALWAYS BE  THE  RULERS !!!!!!  THE  SUPREME  BOSS !!!!"
The contradiction between your profile's obsequiousness and your belligerence in this thread is weird.
And just a request - could you write complete lines instead of numerous little short lines?



xxblushesxx -> RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 6:12:58 PM)

Right. And learn the difference between your and you're.

I'm used to this type. But mostly they know if they want to pretend to be subservient, they need to pay.

So basically, OP, grow up and be the subbie you pretend to be, or pay someone to treat you in the fashion you fantasize about.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 6:18:26 PM)

Whoa! The block button was made for guys like him!



BBBTBW -> RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 6:22:54 PM)

First, I didn't see the picture but I have to agree that an anus first thing is not my cup of tea

Second, We are not here to grant your fetish wishes.

Third, its a game if you ask someone to force you to do something you want to do. Just do it.

Forth, If a man that I am involved with has his rectum utilized, I am the one that is going to do it. I am not going to loan him out to some man to have a good time with. Give me a break.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Need Mistress to make me do gay sex (11/6/2011 6:45:02 PM)

Nobody's running, you clod. First you violate TOS by spamming a complete stranger about your selfish needs (unsolicited, of course) on the other side then violate TOS on the message board to complain you got rejected by cutting and pasting private correspondence. Thread hijacking will not win you any friends either; go start one of your own or better yet just get your head out of your rectum and turn off the damn computer.

But thanks for giving the entire planet the ideal text-book example of why otherwise polite dominant women don't reply to unsolicited do-me dingledouches. Congratulations, you've just sent out the clarion cry to anyone with an internet connection calling attention to what a blockhead you are, effectively eliminating any lifestyle Domme who might have been the least bit curious. Hell, now even the pros will run screaming. Good job, dumbass.

Are you too lame to realize anyone with a credit card has their choice of Mistresses? Haven't you figured out yet it's only your $$ that makes you tolerable? Of course they ask what you like, they do this with every client with a credit card because that's part of doing business. Big whoop, nothin' special about you buttercup. You're not a slave, you're a a suck-ass watching way too much porn. Go back to the monkey-bars little boy, and let the grown-ups finish their discussion.

Sorry for the interruption, folks. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.



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