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Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions - 12/5/2011 4:43:27 PM

JanahX

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Does anyone remember the old Mad Magazine's - Al Jaffee's: Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions ?

I get dozens of the STUPIDEST questions asked me on a daily basis by people on this site. I'm pretty 100% sure I'm far from the only one who gets to experience this phenomenon. So I decided to come up with a game.

I or anyone else comes up with a stupid question: everyone comes up with a snappy answer.

Example:

Q: You're not going to wear THAT are you?

A: Actually, i was planning on going out naked.

A: Only if you don't like it.

Lets start off with this GEM: #1 STUPIDEST QUESTION IM ASKED.

Q: Are you shaved?

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RE: Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions - 12/5/2011 9:21:23 PM

Termyn8or

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NOT YET !

Do you take it in the ass ?

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RE: Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions - 12/9/2011 6:52:25 AM

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Only if I get to do you first.

Will you kidnap me and keep me prisoner 24/7?

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RE: Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions - 12/9/2011 9:09:20 AM

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quote:

Will you kidnap me and keep me prisoner 24/7?

If you got money and a car you get out for an hour a day to go get beer etc.

It's all in the manual.

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RE: Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions - 12/10/2011 11:48:18 AM

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I'd love to see some of the stupid things guys email on here.

Sometimes I'm tempted just to make a phony girl's profile just to see that. But there's already enough of that nonsense without me adding to it.

Anyway, I'd like to play. But knowing me, I might just wave my cape and suggest the answer be: "Thanks for writing. Sorry, I'm not interested in a that though. Good luck in your search."

By the way, has anyone asked you to go fishing with them yet? lol Some girl told me a guy was emailing her about that.

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