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I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/14/2011 7:42:18 PM   
LookieNoNookie


Posts: 4617
Joined: 8/9/2008
Status: offline 		All the hot chics are subs.....or switches....or lesbians (and I clearly can't become a Lesbian)....so...Dom it is.

On your damn knees!

NOW!!!!!

(Said, of course in the most submissive of ways.....wait....no.....on your fucking knees....NOW!!!!!)

(Waiting around to see if anyone buys this).
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RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/14/2011 7:46:57 PM   
LadyHibiscus


Posts: 22261
Joined: 8/15/2005
From: Island Of Misfit Toys
Status: offline 		Ummmmm......did you just say that I wasn't hot????

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RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/14/2011 7:47:56 PM   
Kaliko


Posts: 1803
Joined: 9/25/2010
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

All the hot chics are subs.....or switches....or lesbians (and I clearly can't become a Lesbian)....so...Dom it is.

On your damn knees!

NOW!!!!!

(Said, of course in the most submissive of ways.....wait....no.....on your fucking knees....NOW!!!!!)

(Waiting around to see if anyone buys this).



I tried acting like a Domme once....for, like, an hour.

Come to think of it, he did buy it. It wasn't the worst way to spend an hour.

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RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/14/2011 7:48:45 PM   
Fornica


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Status: offline 		We're ugly?!

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RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/14/2011 7:52:11 PM   
Hillwilliam


Posts: 10237
Joined: 8/27/2008
Status: offline 		Looks like someone is cruisin' for a bruisin'.

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Kinkier than a cheap garden hose.

Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

I'm not shy. I'm just examining my prey.

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RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/14/2011 8:14:45 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Ummmmm......did you just say that I wasn't hot????


You could become a lesbian, or at least do a girl on girl (I, unfortunately, do not have that option).

See....you have options....I've been limited by my sex.

It's a burden I deal with daily.

(Frankly....I don't know how I get through the day).


< Message edited by LookieNoNookie -- 12/14/2011 8:16:46 PM >

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RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/14/2011 8:21:47 PM   
LadyHibiscus


Posts: 22261
Joined: 8/15/2005
From: Island Of Misfit Toys
Status: offline 		YOU JUST SAID MEN DON'T WANT ME!!!

I am APPALLED!!



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RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/14/2011 8:54:11 PM   
LookieNoNookie


Posts: 4617
Joined: 8/9/2008
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

YOU JUST SAID MEN DON'T WANT ME!!!

I am APPALLED!!




I'm appalled too.

Well, actually, I'm enthralled.....(but I didn't know how to spell it).

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RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/14/2011 9:14:29 PM   
LadyHibiscus


Posts: 22261
Joined: 8/15/2005
From: Island Of Misfit Toys
Status: offline 		You are SO taking me and the capy driving around in that Pacer!

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RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/14/2011 10:27:56 PM   
EmilyRocks


Posts: 357
Joined: 5/5/2011
Status: offline 		Then you need to learn to write like a Dom.

Here's an edit of your OP with the proper Domish spelling and phraseology.

all teh hawt bich r subbies.....or faykz....or pretending 2 be lezbies (and I clearly can't believe a lezbo can exist anyway)....so...Dominate it is.

On u dam neez!

NAO!!!!!

Now that's the stuff that will make us fall to our knees in worshipful adoration!!

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RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/15/2011 7:23:38 AM   
Kana


Posts: 3158
Joined: 10/24/2006
Status: online
quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

All the hot chics are subs.....or switches....or lesbians (and I clearly can't become a Lesbian)....so...Dom it is.

On your damn knees!

NOW!!!!!

(Said, of course in the most submissive of ways.....wait....no.....on your fucking knees....NOW!!!!!)

(Waiting around to see if anyone buys this).



I tried acting like a Domme once....for, like, an hour.

Come to think of it, he did buy it. It wasn't the worst way to spend an hour.


Fucking pro-dommes. 





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RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/15/2011 12:20:12 PM   
NiceButMeanGirl


Posts: 677
Joined: 11/4/2011
From: Bellingham, WA U.S.A.
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Ummmmm......did you just say that I wasn't hot????

Yes, I think he DID say we're not hot. Judging by my Inbox, I beg to differ. No. Wait!! I don't beg at all. I just differ. haha

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Using the same name on that "other" kinky site

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RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/15/2011 1:11:35 PM   
DaddySatyr


Posts: 1537
Joined: 8/29/2011
From: New Brunswick, NJ
Status: offline 		There are plenty of ladies I find "hot" (I prefer "beautiful" but, there ya go).

If I find out they're dominant, lesbian, too young, too old, too ... whatever, I just add them to the list of the millions of ladies that wouldn't piss on me if I were on fire and move along.

While not a submissive or a switch, there are a few dominant ladies, here with whom I have traded some humor and what-not and find it hard to imagine that submissives would not find them to be completely desirable ([sarcasm] and I'd do 'em, if they'd just submit, damn it![/sarcasm])



Peace and comfort,



Michael

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RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/15/2011 1:13:39 PM   
Hillwilliam


Posts: 10237
Joined: 8/27/2008
Status: offline 		Just use your Uber Domliness and convert em Satyr.

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Kinkier than a cheap garden hose.

Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

I'm not shy. I'm just examining my prey.

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RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/15/2011 1:15:41 PM   
DaddySatyr


Posts: 1537
Joined: 8/29/2011
From: New Brunswick, NJ
Status: offline 		Ya know, my powers of perception are pretty well honed. My power of deductive reasoning is pretty good.

But, I have found that my powers over "climbing over the top" of a female dominant are a freaking joke ! LOL!



Peace and comfort,



Michael

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25 years ago, we had: Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Today, we have Barrack Obama, No cash, and no hope.

http://www.youtube.com/user/LibertarianMichael 10 APR 12 - Life (Pt.2)

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RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/15/2011 1:16:16 PM   
Lucylastic


Posts: 16590
Joined: 1/26/2006
Status: offline 		Im too married, too fat, too far away, too liberal, too soft, too bitchy, too sadistic, too kind.
not lesbian, not even bi, and enjoy getting my ass flogged for most people, heh
BUT I dunt care:)


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I went to my local cemetery today and I see 4 men walking round and round with a coffin.....4 hours later I see the SAME 4 men carrying the SAME coffin and I thought to myself...They've lost the fucking plot.

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Dont Hate Love

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RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/15/2011 1:20:19 PM   
Ninebelowzero


Posts: 2421
Joined: 8/5/2011
Status: offline 		I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body, I need a hostage release team pronto.

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Mummy mummy can I lick the bowl out?

No flush it like a normal boy you little pervert.

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RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/15/2011 1:25:36 PM   
Lucylastic


Posts: 16590
Joined: 1/26/2006
Status: offline 		you are simply a tart!!! n no better than you should be!
grins

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I went to my local cemetery today and I see 4 men walking round and round with a coffin.....4 hours later I see the SAME 4 men carrying the SAME coffin and I thought to myself...They've lost the fucking plot.

Duchess Of Dissent 2

Dont Hate Love

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RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/15/2011 1:28:31 PM   
Ninebelowzero


Posts: 2421
Joined: 8/5/2011
Status: offline 		Can't argue with that.

Loves ya sweetie.

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Mummy mummy can I lick the bowl out?

No flush it like a normal boy you little pervert.

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RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. - 12/15/2011 1:34:19 PM   
Lucylastic


Posts: 16590
Joined: 1/26/2006
Status: offline 		feelins mutual :)

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I went to my local cemetery today and I see 4 men walking round and round with a coffin.....4 hours later I see the SAME 4 men carrying the SAME coffin and I thought to myself...They've lost the fucking plot.

Duchess Of Dissent 2

Dont Hate Love

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