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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 8:22:26 AM

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praaaawwwwwwwwwn.

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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 8:38:28 AM

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Nah, its only wierd if you eat the soggy ones...

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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 8:40:47 AM

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Prawwwwwwwwnnnnnn.
That IS cool.

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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 8:45:29 AM

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Lay's has a nice jalapeno chip you might want to try. It's one of the Kettle chips.

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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 8:51:07 AM

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Lay's has a nice jalapeno chip you might want to try. It's one of the Kettle chips.

Ooooh... Ouchy-stingy...

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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 8:51:53 AM

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However, rather than bags of crumbly chips, try Pringles. The chips stay firmer, because they're packed in a can.
And you wouldn't need to remove them from the can, either.

Pringles. Once you pop the fun doesn't stop.

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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 9:12:19 AM

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However, rather than bags of crumbly chips, try Pringles. The chips stay firmer, because they're packed in a can.
And you wouldn't need to remove them from the can, either.

Pringles. Once you poop the fun doesn't stop.

Fixed for ya.

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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 9:15:12 AM

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yes its a prostate stimualation

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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 9:16:32 AM

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no i dont eat after , the flavour stims my prostate

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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 9:20:10 AM

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they actually go up there crushed , sometimes if the bag fits it will go up there aswell . ive managed to get a bag of wotsits/ccheetos up there

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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 9:20:44 AM

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This whole thing is even more amusing because you seem to have no sense of humour whatsoever.

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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 9:24:19 AM

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This whole thing is even more amusing because you seem to have no sense of humour whatsoever.

Someone on CM with no sense of humour??!! The horror... THE HORROR!!

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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 9:24:37 AM

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Have to say, crisps in the bum is a new one for me--I've heard/seen a lot but that one is certain not one I have encountered before.

Not that it will deter or stop you, but if you lose a crisp (or the bag) up there, you are in for a long night at the Emergency Dept getting them removed. Anyone who has bitten down on a chip at the wrong angle and gotten a cut in their gum can attest that they have pointy/sharp edges. You run a risk of cuts and infection in your rectum...and much further up in your bowel.
Normally, I'd suggest an alternative....but I can't think of anything that would simulate what you describe.

So......good luck with that. I've said it here many times--anal toys exist for a reason--there is a really good reason why they are non-porous, smooth, have flared bases or strings attached.

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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 9:25:29 AM

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Imagine the sound when he sits down?

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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 9:27:49 AM

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Have to say, crisps in the bum is a new one for me--I've heard/seen a lot but that one is certain not one I have encountered before.

Not that it will deter or stop you, but if you lose a crisp (or the bag) up there, you are in for a long night at the Emergency Dept getting them removed. Anyone who has bitten down on a chip at the wrong angle and gotten a cut in their gum can attest that they have pointy/sharp edges. You run a risk of cuts and infection in your rectum...and much further up in your bowel.
Normally, I'd suggest an alternative....but I can't think of anything that would simulate what you describe.

Maybe the OP soaks them to make them soft first before putting them in?

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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 9:30:08 AM

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Imagine the sound when he sits down?

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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 9:31:35 AM

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Imagine the sound when he sits down?

I love that one.

I feel sorry for whoever has to clean his toilet, or the drains out after the build up...

You can tell I've never heard of this fetish before... ever. I bet there's a funny name for it.

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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 9:31:48 AM

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Have to say, crisps in the bum is a new one for me--I've heard/seen a lot but that one is certain not one I have encountered before.

OP, to put that into perspective, hausboy worked in an ER. He and his network of ER coworkers have heard of almost everything.

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Not that it will deter or stop you, but if you lose a crisp (or the bag) up there, you are in for a long night at the Emergency Dept getting them removed. Anyone who has bitten down on a chip at the wrong angle and gotten a cut in their gum can attest that they have pointy/sharp edges. You run a risk of cuts and infection in your rectum...and much further up in your bowel.

Not to mention that they are dried and salty. They will suck the moisture out of the adjoining tissue. I don't know what effect that would have, though.

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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 9:35:19 AM

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Imagine the sound when he sits down?

I love that one.

I feel sorry for whoever has to clean his toilet, or the drains out after the build up...

You can tell I've never heard of this fetish before... ever. I bet there's a funny name for it.

I've heard the term: "butt-munch" as an insult....but it has a new context now....

there were those artificial fat chips from a few years back that caused anal leakage--might help this OP's case a bit....

gawd, I can never look at Cheetos the same way again. It ain't easy being cheesy....

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RE: really weird fetish - 12/26/2011 9:40:24 AM

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OP, to put that into perspective, hausboy worked in an ER. He and his network of ER coworkers have heard of almost everything.
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slight hijack:
Hey Steven--
only did rotations in the ED...but yes--I work with ED staff both professionally and volunteer-wise on a constant basis. And did some work with the San Fran Sex-Info Hotline, which was some of the BEST training I've ever received. I learned about fetishes that I had never heard of!
Crsipers/Chippers. Haven't heard of that one ever.

There was a fetish that I thought was unique to one guy--but apparently not--balloon popping. (in one case, it had to be a red balloon)

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