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Out of the mouth of babes - 1/2/2012 9:38:22 AM

Ninebelowzero

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Boy (he's 7 yrs old) leapt on me grabbed my chest hairs yanking like hell shouting NIPPLE TORTURE at the top of his voice over & over. I couldn't fight back for laughing.

Perhaps kink is genetic.

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RE: Out of the mouth of babes - 1/2/2012 10:03:03 AM

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Boy (he's 7 yrs old) leapt on me grabbed my chest hairs yanking like hell shouting NIPPLE TORTURE at the top of his voice over & over. I couldn't fight back for laughing.

Perhaps kink is genetic.

Either that, or he's been watching the Ali G film too much...

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I just lurrves me chesticles, I do. :)

Don't judge a book by it's cover, it could well be worth a good sniff or two...

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RE: Out of the mouth of babes - 1/2/2012 10:14:47 AM

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You're describing my latest visit with my sub!

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RE: Out of the mouth of babes - 1/2/2012 10:22:37 AM

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The lucky chap.

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RE: Out of the mouth of babes - 1/2/2012 2:15:26 PM

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Ha, asking the little girl if she prefers boys or girls. She shouts back, "I don't like boys! I like netflix. And birds!"

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RE: Out of the mouth of babes - 1/2/2012 2:18:38 PM

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Oh dear I thought I had problems. LMAO

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RE: Out of the mouth of babes - 1/2/2012 2:36:17 PM

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Working with kids and parents on a regular basis I got stories like you wouldn't believe. It's all shared in the group, but the funniest that come up always seem to be sexual as it is a breath of relief that they don't have the same issues we do when we are older. I had a little boy that liked dresses. Like 4 years old and up and just liked em, but he liked girls. Not a lot in the ol books for that. I was given another joke by a friend about a boy who loved unicorns. Why? So he could stab people with his head. Boys will be. . boys?

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