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How to Tell if You Need Glasses - 1/4/2012 1:15:44 PM   
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RE: How to Tell if You Need Glasses - 1/4/2012 1:23:31 PM   
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If you can read this, you don't need glasses.
If you can't read this, you do need glasses.


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RE: How to Tell if You Need Glasses - 1/4/2012 2:50:34 PM   
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I am borderline....

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RE: How to Tell if You Need Glasses - 1/5/2012 7:47:18 PM   
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I just need a checkup.  Has been 2 years and I never wear what I got onhand.

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RE: How to Tell if You Need Glasses - 1/5/2012 7:50:26 PM   
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It was interesting how he did much better at getting the tomato after he put his foot on it.

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RE: How to Tell if You Need Glasses - 1/5/2012 10:07:05 PM   
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aww... that poor baby!! LOL

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RE: How to Tell if You Need Glasses - 1/5/2012 10:48:13 PM   
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What about when you're wearing your glasses and you have a panic attack because you can't find them? 

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RE: How to Tell if You Need Glasses - 1/6/2012 3:35:54 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: kitkat105

What about when you're wearing your glasses and you have a panic attack because you can't find them? 



I do that when they're propped up on my head. It's so ridiculous. I actually turn in to that person, patting myself down from head to toe, looking for my glasses with a furrowed brow and a concerned pout.

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RE: How to Tell if You Need Glasses - 1/6/2012 11:34:09 AM   
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The Man fell asleep in front of the tv the other day, woke up and was walking around saying he couldn't find his glasses. Which were on his nose the whole time.

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RE: How to Tell if You Need Glasses - 1/6/2012 6:49:47 PM   
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RE: How to Tell if You Need Glasses - 1/7/2012 2:44:15 AM   
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Shouldda listened when mom warned you that you'd go blind doing that..

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