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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/17/2012 3:56:07 PM

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Surely by definition a recycled cum slut should be perfectly acceptable.

Sloppy seconds?

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/17/2012 5:19:40 PM

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ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine

This requires clarification. Does the OP want a cum slut that is brand shiny new, or merely new to him? Surely by definition a recycled cum slut should be perfectly acceptable.

It won't have that new cum slut smell.

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/17/2012 5:27:58 PM

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I'm pretty sure the new cumslut eau de toilette was released at xmas. All the suave cumsluts are wearing it, you know.

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/17/2012 6:01:37 PM

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It won't have that new cum slut smell.

Rolling.

OP, hope this is working well for you and you have found the cum slut of your dreams.

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/17/2012 6:50:21 PM

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ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine

This requires clarification. Does the OP want a cum slut that is brand shiny new, or merely new to him? Surely by definition a recycled cum slut should be perfectly acceptable.

Recycling...it's the GREEN thing to do!

Welcome OP! Good luck with that thingy!

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/17/2012 10:21:02 PM

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I wonder how much ya get per pound for recycling cumsluts? I think it's currently .25 p/lb. for aluminum...

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/17/2012 10:27:27 PM

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I'm pretty sure the new cumslut eau de toilette was released at xmas. All the suave cumsluts are wearing it, you know.

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/17/2012 11:26:19 PM

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*SNORT*!!

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/18/2012 3:08:32 AM

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S'wave and De-boner.

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/18/2012 3:54:46 AM

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That's beyond sad that an Australian has heard of Paris Hilton.

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/18/2012 4:44:56 AM

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That's beyond sad that an Australian has heard of Paris Hilton.

Yes it makes me sad too. It would be nice to think there is a corner of the world uncontaminated with the knowledge of her existence.
I guess unexplored areas of the Congo's deep rainforest may apply.

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/19/2012 11:13:14 PM

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MY OLD CUM SLUT SLAVE COULD NOT HANDLE LIFE ANYMORE HMMMM HOW SAD IT WAS FOR A WHOLE TWO MIKES OR SO SO I AM LOOKING FOR A NEW CUM SLUT SLAVE WHO CAN HANDLE LIFE OF PAIN AND PASSION AS WELL AS GETTING HER SAD LITTLE BRAINS FUCKED OUT WHENEVER I WISH AND HOW I WISH NOW IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/19/2012 11:15:49 PM

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absolutely
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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/19/2012 11:19:58 PM

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HOW SAD IT WAS FOR A WHOLE TWO MIKES OR SO

huh?

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/19/2012 11:31:45 PM

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A WHOLE 2 minuteS WELL I KNOW SOMEONE HAS NEVER BEEN IN THE military LOL MIKES IS SHORT FOR MINUTES LAMOS

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/19/2012 11:41:54 PM

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you mean Paris Hilton ISN'T a third rate hotel at the back of the Place Pigalle ? That has SOMEthing to do with whores so I automatically assumed........

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/19/2012 11:46:32 PM

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Perhaps try not to spread such... Joy, when someone views your profile because of a thread you started...

Seriously....

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/19/2012 11:50:37 PM

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A WHOLE 2 minuteS WELL I KNOW SOMEONE HAS NEVER BEEN IN THE military LOL MIKES IS SHORT FOR MINUTES LAMOS

You are on a kink site, not a military site, so you might wish to tailor your language to fit. We have people from all over the world here, prepare to be misunderstood. YOU are responsible for how you post. It is NOT our issue.
Is your caps lock broken or do you shout all the time?

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 12:02:10 AM

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well, aren't YOU just the charmer? And wtf is up with the random friend request?

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 12:06:34 AM

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I dont know Greedy, and when i mentioned Random drive by friend requests were frowned upon I got...... Alot of the above...

Eh... Welcome to CM?

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