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The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:06:10 PM   
RedMagic1


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What is one sexual trick you've learned over the years that you found surprising but awesome?  Even better if you've never seen it written down anywhere.  Original research here folks.

I'll start.

Have the woman lie on her stomach, then give her a massage or a flogging.  Then kiss up and down her legs.  Then start eating out the back of her knee.  And I mean eating it out.  She will feel it in her clit and you can bring her close to orgasm, never touching her genitals or her pelvis.


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RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:09:02 PM   
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Have the woman lie on her stomach, then give her a massage or a flogging.  Then kiss up and down her legs.  Then start eating out the back of her knee.  And I mean eating it out.  She will feel it in her clit and you can bring her close to orgasm, never touching her genitals or her pelvis.



Wow, that actually sounds really really hot! I have seen everything written down, so not sure how I can contribute. I find someone biting quite hard just bellow my ear seems to make me disconnect from everything, thats a strange one, oh and actually sucking a cock works, I always thought it was a metaphor or whatever.


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RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:18:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		I don't know what you call it in the USA, but we have this kids stuff called popping candy/moon dust etc. It's like sugar granules that pop & fizz in your mouth. Really good for oral sex & can be administered to a female by finger. Guaranteed to need a long stick to prise her off the ceiling.

Another oral trick is a bowl of ice cream & a cup of coffee, keep swapping temperatures on your partner.



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Mummy mummy can I lick the bowl out?

No flush it like a normal boy you little pervert.

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RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:20:41 PM   
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I don't know what you call it in the USA, but we have this kids stuff called popping candy/moon dust etc. It's like sugar granules that pop & fizz in your mouth. Really good for oral sex & can be administered to a female by finger. Guaranteed to need a long stick to prise her off the ceiling.


Doesn't work so well on cock, you will be prying someone from the ceiling for a different reason, but talking food, toothpaste is very good on the clit.


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RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:23:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		Pop rocks = sugar! Be careful with sugar and lady parts! Though it sounds like a hoot. Wonder what else would work...brioschi, maybe...

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RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:23:49 PM   
RedMagic1


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Status: offline 		Lilly: It is really really hot.   Thanks for your two contributions!

Ninebelow: I've played with temperature before, but never using my mouth.  I just made a mental note of something to try.  Thank you.


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RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:24:11 PM   
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Mummy mummy can I lick the bowl out?

No flush it like a normal boy you little pervert.

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RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:24:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		Toothpaste is STICKY. Clove oil, wintergreen oil, these are our friends!

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RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:25:38 PM   
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Toothpaste is STICKY. Clove oil, wintergreen oil, these are our friends!

Two more things I've never done, but now I will someday.  Thank you.


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RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:25:40 PM   
Ninebelowzero


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Pop rocks = sugar! Be careful with sugar and lady parts! Though it sounds like a hoot. Wonder what else would work...brioschi, maybe...



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Mummy mummy can I lick the bowl out?

No flush it like a normal boy you little pervert.

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RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:26:06 PM   
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Toothpaste is STICKY. Clove oil, wintergreen oil, these are our friends!


Doesn't matter if its sticky when its just getting licked off after


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'My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgsh7u7upeA&annotation_id=annotation_282296&feature=iv

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RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:26:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Toothpaste is STICKY. Clove oil, wintergreen oil, these are our friends!

Two more things I've never done, but now I will someday.  Thank you.




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Mummy mummy can I lick the bowl out?

No flush it like a normal boy you little pervert.

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RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:28:04 PM   
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Toothpaste is STICKY. Clove oil, wintergreen oil, these are our friends!

Two more things I've never done, but now I will someday.  Thank you.



You can also start small, with peppermint oil! Just don't touch your eyes!

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RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:29:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ginger smashed up into a slurry works well for that too, a friend was trying to make a urethral sound from ginger but the juice worked better. Epic lulz.

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RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:30:50 PM   
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I suffered with a long term cronic muscle tear at the top of my inner thigh, & finally my sister the equestrian gave me a tub of horse linament.

The match got underway & about 20 minutes of sweating brought the temperature right up. I ran screaming to the clubhouse to wash it off, the vapour was attacking my nutsack, which had rather evil blisters developing.

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Mummy mummy can I lick the bowl out?

No flush it like a normal boy you little pervert.

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RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:32:46 PM   
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Yeah, I wonder what is up with folks who think HORSE liniment is good, undiluted, for anything on a human.

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RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:34:40 PM   
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Mummy mummy can I lick the bowl out?

No flush it like a normal boy you little pervert.

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RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:43:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		I once had a guy put a listerine strip in his mouth before going down on me.  It would have been nice if he'd told me before he started that he was going to do so, I was wondering why I felt tingly all of a sudden.  Twas nice, but unexpected. 

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RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:44:46 PM   
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I once had a guy put a listerine strip in his mouth before going down on me. 

Another great idea.  Thank you!


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- 15th century Aztec

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RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets - 1/19/2012 1:46:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ermmm not that I have ever poured sugar over my partner - and despite clearly knowing everything - what with being Dom and all ..... IF I didnt know everything how exactly would you describe the problem with sugar and ladyparts ?? :)

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Pop rocks = sugar! Be careful with sugar and lady parts!
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