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RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers - 1/31/2012 5:52:54 PM   
shylilbear


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Status: online 		He usually doesn't make me hold it for very long, and more often than not he does let me go, so I don't think that'll be an issue. The biggest problem is when he's feeling particularly sadistic and tells jokes to make me laugh while I'm holding it!

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Bear, you and your daddy should be aware that holding it in like that can lead to UTIs. It's not a good idea. (just wanted to point that out)


I've told Master "I'm submissive, but my bladder isn't."



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RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers - 1/31/2012 6:18:22 PM   
Delilya


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Status: offline 		It is always nice to meet another goddess. I am the great Earth Mother Goddess. I don't believe you mentioned which one you were??

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RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers - 1/31/2012 6:20:30 PM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		And I am the Goddess of yarn.  Need anything crocheted up yet?

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RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers - 1/31/2012 7:20:53 PM   
Delilya


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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

And I am the Goddess of yarn.  Need anything crocheted up yet?


Thank you for asking. Yes, I need one of these please and thank you.







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Is this what you wanted
Did I make your dreams come true?
You're sitting in a corner
Wondering what you got into
And you ache for things you don't understand
That your tears don't mean a thing
I only cum when you scream
~Halestorm~

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RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers - 1/31/2012 7:30:41 PM   
kalikshama


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Status: online 		Where are my manners? Welcome from the Goddess of Time and Change.

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RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers - 1/31/2012 8:21:04 PM   
hausboy


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Status: offline 		I am the god of cheap bastard boys who will be happy to send you an e-coupon for .50 cents off pop-tarts.

I'm with Lockit on this one--20-somethings are fun to fuck as long as they don't talk.  Some of the best sex I had was with a 45-year old menopausal gal who could go all night long (wore me out!), was incredibly interesting, could carry on a conversation, had lots of life experience and didn't text me a zillion times.   And I didn't have to pay a dime.  (oh, wait... I did buy her breakfast the next morning, if that counts....)

edited to add: fast reply to OP.  Not directed at you, Kali.... but you can have my pop-tart coupon if you want it....


< Message edited by hausboy -- 1/31/2012 8:22:09 PM >

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RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers - 1/31/2012 8:25:59 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		Why Haus! Glad it was good for you too! ~simpers~

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RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers - 1/31/2012 8:37:38 PM   
hausboy


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Why Haus! Glad it was good for you too! ~simpers~


Damn!  I *thought* you looked familiar!

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RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers - 1/31/2012 8:40:12 PM   
kjade


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Status: offline 		Holy fuckernutastic this thread is hilarious! Bwahahaha. At least the chick has enough self esteem for all of us (as misguided as it is) seeing as she hasn't said a peep, I'm wondering if that anger issue caused a coronary....

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RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers - 2/1/2012 1:50:13 AM   
DonGiovani


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Status: offline 		And this thread proves what WOMEN posess over whelps;


CLASS.



May your trailer park be filled with what you ask for, darling OP.

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RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers - 2/1/2012 6:05:42 AM   
kalikshama


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Not directed at you, Kali.... but you can have my pop-tart coupon if you want it...


Thanks anyway, but I am off white sugar and white flour for 3 months. One month down, one to go!

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RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers - 2/1/2012 6:27:59 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		Damn I love poptarts. I hardly ever eat them, they are so calorie-dense I usually spend my sugar elsewhere, but brown sugar cinnamon poptart with butter (edges cut off) is a Finer Food.

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RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers - 2/1/2012 9:08:08 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: online 		Frosted Raspberry........not that there is any real raspberry actually in them mind you.

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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers - 2/1/2012 9:13:35 AM   
Casssy


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Status: offline 		Omg this is so damn cute, I cant resist the urge to try make one myself now.

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ORIGINAL: Delilya





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RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers - 2/9/2012 6:34:12 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: Fornica

I'm in my 30's (32), and very happily taken. Try again.


I'm 53, but most people tell me I don't look a day over 52, 11 months, 28 days.

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RE: Goddess looking for new piggies and losers - 2/9/2012 6:36:08 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: shylilbear

He usually doesn't make me hold it for very long, and more often than not he does let me go, so I don't think that'll be an issue. The biggest problem is when he's feeling particularly sadistic and tells jokes to make me laugh while I'm holding it!

quote:

ORIGINAL: searching4mysir


quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Bear, you and your daddy should be aware that holding it in like that can lead to UTIs. It's not a good idea. (just wanted to point that out)


I've told Master "I'm submissive, but my bladder isn't."




Hahahahahahahahaha....great cat photo :)

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