BitaTruble
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Joined: 1/12/2006 From: Texas Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: BKSir Bita, do I need to call the police there as well, to see if only your parents can file a missing persons report? I have my cell phone right here, and a metric assload of minutes, so I have no problem with this. Noooooooooo.. don't call the police! I.. ::sniff:: I have no parents. They were killed in freak accident while base jumping. It seems that if you only jump out of a 2nd story window, the chute doesn't have enough time to deploy. Okay.. okay, I admit .. I am lying. Um.. They did jump out of the second story window.. but they didn't die. Both of them broke their legs though.. so, of course, I had to shoot them. So, nooooooooo.. do NOT call the police! The lye ain't done with its business yet. Can't you.. you know.. just send me some money or something? Western Union? I have a pay pal account.. you could just deposit directly into it. I can use the money to make my escape.. (or, you know, go see The Avengers).
< Message edited by BitaTruble -- 5/16/2012 4:22:07 PM >
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