What the heck happened to my first life? I do not remember dying! Why don't people tell me these things!!!!!
Dude.. you're a mummy. Your second life started a long time ago. I'm not surprised you don't remember your first life though. In order to become a mummy, your brains were probably removed through your nasal cavity with a long hook. That certainly must have had some sort of affect on your memory.
"Oh, so it's just like
Rock, paper, scissors."
He laughed. "You are the wisest woman I know."