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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/30/2012 1:56:04 PM   
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No Gifs, MH
The piss off the Mods.
One of the few train wreck rules

Bugger. I wish I'd noticed this sooner. Oh well.

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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/30/2012 3:27:08 PM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/30/2012 3:42:33 PM   
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of.

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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/30/2012 3:45:17 PM   
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^ LMAO. That is way too spooky.







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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/30/2012 3:48:12 PM   
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LOL RS

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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/30/2012 5:11:34 PM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/30/2012 5:12:06 PM   
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I have a passion for stereotypes Level. That pic is my computer desktop right now.


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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/30/2012 5:18:08 PM   
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that's cuz she is doing it wrong.
if she was flipped her over on her back and her head hanging off the side of the bed that banana would go down oh so smooth!


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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/30/2012 5:53:24 PM   
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There's a reason I won't eat bananas in front of everyone. 'Nuff said.

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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/30/2012 6:38:26 PM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/30/2012 7:00:03 PM   
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Shopping for a Husband

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.


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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/30/2012 8:59:29 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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OH MY GOD!
Her nipples are gonna hit her knees in 5 years!

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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/30/2012 9:20:12 PM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/30/2012 11:32:53 PM   
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For the new year....




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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/31/2012 2:24:27 AM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/31/2012 4:14:09 AM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/31/2012 4:37:50 AM   
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*adds girl with banana to shopping list*

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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/31/2012 6:25:02 AM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/31/2012 7:18:03 AM   
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A friend sent this and said it reminded her of me.

I have no clue why!



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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/31/2012 7:34:34 AM   
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