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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/1/2014 10:29:22 PM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/1/2014 10:31:00 PM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/1/2014 10:32:09 PM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/3/2014 12:25:24 AM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/3/2014 4:28:40 AM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/3/2014 4:30:01 AM   
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She could scream all she wanted…..I was keeping the umbrella.

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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/3/2014 4:31:35 AM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/3/2014 4:31:51 AM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/3/2014 5:31:36 AM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/3/2014 5:32:40 AM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/3/2014 5:33:59 AM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/3/2014 5:35:17 AM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/3/2014 11:02:23 AM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/3/2014 11:03:42 AM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/3/2014 11:05:11 AM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/3/2014 11:08:31 AM   
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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/3/2014 1:46:15 PM   
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This reminds me of an actual exchange I had with my phone:

My Android phone is voice activated. You have to say "OK Google now" and it springs to life anxiously anticipating my request. The voice recognition could be better.

Last night I was reading and I came across the word "fulminous" so I activated my phone and here was the conversation:

Me: OK Google now, what does the word fulminous mean?

Stupid phone: 4 Minutes - A song by the artist....

Me: (tapping the microphone icon to start over) What does the word fulminous mean?

Stupid phone: Pullman S

Me: No... (falling into the trap that one falls into when dealing with people that do not speak your own language and you are trying to get them to understand) Ful-min-ous! FULMINOUS! What does FULMINOUS MEAN?!

Stupid phone: 4 Minutes - A song by the artist...

Me: (calming down and starting over) OK Google now, what does the word fulminous mean?

Stupid phone: Full meanness...

Me: (totally losing patience) OK Google now, you fucking twisted shitbag of electronic assholes bent on fucking with my damn mind to drive me batshit crazy you twat smoking conglomeration of fucking stupidity wrapped in the guise of a fucking smartphone... fulminous... fulminous... FUL... MIN... OUS... FULMINOUS you you dick-eating heinous man-made battery operated version of fucking Satan!

Stupid phone: Tourette's syndrome - a disorder that causes someone to move and speak in an uncontrolled way

Me: (staring blankly at the phone suddenly realizing that my phone told me to shut up without telling me to shut up) OK... OK... OK... OK Google now, you win.

Stupid phone: Patrick Aloysius Ewing, Sr. is a Jamaican-American retired Hall of Fame basketball player. He played most of his career with the NBAs New York Knicks as their starting center and played briefly with the Seattle...

I finally gave up and typed my search and found the definition I was looking for.

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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/3/2014 4:17:21 PM   
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Me: (totally losing patience) OK Google now, you fucking twisted shitbag of electronic assholes bent on fucking with my damn mind to drive me batshit crazy you twat smoking conglomeration of fucking stupidity wrapped in the guise of a fucking smartphone... fulminous... fulminous... FUL... MIN... OUS... FULMINOUS you you dick-eating heinous man-made battery operated version of fucking Satan!

Stupid phone: Tourette's syndrome - a disorder that causes someone to move and speak in an uncontrolled way




OMFG.....that's hysterical....and just what I needed for a good laugh for the day. Thanks Gauge....LOL

ETA.... "fulminous" means "Highly critical"

and to "fulminating" is to ": hurling denunciations or menaces" ....maybe kind of like someone with Tourette's would act in a stressful situation? Coincidence?

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“I’m so fucking wet! Give it to me now!”

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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/3/2014 7:05:52 PM   
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She could scream all she wanted…..I was keeping the umbrella.

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RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! - 12/3/2014 7:07:21 PM   
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