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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 2:15:19 PM

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I am so glad I found this thread. I could hang out here and have some great laughs! And I do not have to feel so bad if someone ridicules me for whatever stupid reason, lol. I have been laughing at most of your posts. So here goes:

Today: "OMG! Finally! Whew... I'm sorry it took me so long to finally reach you, I just moved to your area and I've been busy with slaying dragons, getting turned into a frog and rescuing damsels in distress and freeing captured unicorns. P.S. You are the princess right?"
(I never communicated with him in my life!) Block, delete. next!

Another: "Hi sub! How are the sub today! Does the sub have a great ass to discipline severely with the cane!"
(uh, no, not for you!) Of course I did not respond to that crap.

"I would love to meet you sexy..." (gives name and phone number)
(You have got to be kidding, if he's going to give out his phone number to everyone he initiates first contact? Nope, Next!)\

"From a Domme: this isnt about love...its about a BJ in the front seat of a car!" (What, does she have a male member?) ha ha

"“I would love to eat you alive” (oh yeah, I would hope you would want me alive rather than eat a dead person). (I knew what he meant, but sheesh!)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 2:22:47 PM

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Typical scammer profile (gorgeous 28 year old woman living in a foreign country):

Obvious fake on 10/13/12 at 11:20 AM:

hello

DarkSteven on 10/13/12 at 12:01 PM:

Hi.

Obvious fake on 10/13/12 at 12:03 PM:

am Mary

DarkSteven on 10/13/12 at 12:50 PM:

am Steven

Obvious fake on 10/13/12 at 1:12 PM:

nice meeting

DarkSteven on 10/13/12 at 3:16 PM:

it is

Obvious fake on 10/14/12 at 6:28 AM:

hello,i am sorry but i lost the connection yesterday

DarkSteven on 10/14/12 at 6:36 AM:

No problem

Obvious fake on 10/14/12 at 6:36 AM:

you have yahoo to chat?

DarkSteven on 10/14/12 at 6:41 AM:

No yahoo

Obvious fake on 10/14/12 at 6:44 AM:

ok

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Another was from some gay guy living out of state who bragged that he could give me a blowjob so good that it would turn me gay.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 2:27:03 PM

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"OMG! Finally! Whew... I'm sorry it took me so long to finally reach you, I just moved to your area and I've been busy with slaying dragons, getting turned into a frog and rescuing damsels in distress and freeing captured unicorns. P.S. You are the princess right?"

Note to the menz - this type of approach would totally work for me! And even if you plagiarize it, I will write back to say "Nice plagiarizing."

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 2:39:53 PM

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ORIGINAL: MtGames

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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

I know the women here get all sorts of funny messages from guys on the dating side of CM. "Funny" encompasses a wide spectrum.
I don't know if men have the same experience.

Generally we don't, other than the occasional message asking us to go look at their pictures on a pay porn site. I get about 3 of those a year.
I haven't gotten an unsolicited message other than those in the last two years.
I suppose I might get more messages if I put a picture up or if I didn't mention that I already have a sub, but that doesn't seem to prevent women from getting messages.
Ah well, guess I'll just have to watch this thread to get my daily humor.

Ron it surprises me that you have never received unsolicited mail from the usual bevy of unbelievable gorgeous 24 year olds who want to own or be owned by you( have received both offers even though clearly I am a slave type...."slvemike4u" lol)I get 2 or 3 of these a week,on average,....why don't the pretty girls like you ?

p.s. of course each and every one of these is an attempt to get me to a paysite or otherwise reach into my wallet(anemic as my wallet is....lol)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 2:42:18 PM

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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

quote:

"OMG! Finally! Whew... I'm sorry it took me so long to finally reach you, I just moved to your area and I've been busy with slaying dragons, getting turned into a frog and rescuing damsels in distress and freeing captured unicorns. P.S. You are the princess right?"

Note to the menz - this type of approach would totally work for me! And even if you plagiarize it, I will write back to say "Nice plagiarizing."

That would definitely get my attention.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 2:51:14 PM

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@OsideGirl...ooops, I did not know the meaning. I thought he was a player. and you are the second one who have concurred. Hmm, maybe I will unblock him and just ease into a communication. Thanks! I appreciate your response, thanks again.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 3:23:12 PM

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One more thing because I am getting off topic on this thread, sorry. How do I find all of my blocked people on CM and find the one that I want to unblock so I can communicate with them again? I don't see a place where there is a trash bin where I deleted all messages Hmm?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 3:25:20 PM

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i just get the ones saying HI....nothing nasty or vulgar or sexua in any nature... me thinks that is nice

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 3:28:04 PM

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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

quote:

"OMG! Finally! Whew... I'm sorry it took me so long to finally reach you, I just moved to your area and I've been busy with slaying dragons, getting turned into a frog and rescuing damsels in distress and freeing captured unicorns. P.S. You are the princess right?"

Note to the menz - this type of approach would totally work for me! And even if you plagiarize it, I will write back to say "Nice plagiarizing."

I was thinking the same thing!! Now that, to me, would have been a great email.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 3:31:39 PM

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TNDommeK so, how do I find him again? I blocked and deleted. Is there way to find him again?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 3:55:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

I was thinking the same thing!! Now that, to me, would have been a great email.

I haven't seen you around much!!! Where are you hiding? I need some attention from the ProSubs"R"Us Glamour Stylist. ASAP. (You should see what some crazy lady did to my hair. *tears*)

*Staying on topic* I just received-- I like to pee my pants, and I have lots of photos. Care to see them? I would love to get together... you can berate me in a store even. It would be FUN!

Allie

< Message edited by Shininglight23 -- 10/14/2012 4:14:44 PM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 4:02:04 PM

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I have tried to look in the help feature of CM and I could not find the resolution. I just want to know how I can get to my list of blocked people and maybe unblock someone? However keep in mind some people I have deleted every single email on CM. Is there a way to retrieve this contact?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 4:07:41 PM

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ORIGINAL: oregongirl

Today: "OMG! Finally! Whew... I'm sorry it took me so long to finally reach you, I just moved to your area and I've been busy with slaying dragons, getting turned into a frog and rescuing damsels in distress and freeing captured unicorns. P.S. You are the princess right?"
(I never communicated with him in my life!) Block, delete. next!

I loved this! Creative, different, fun, full of humor - def someone I would want to at least chat with for a while if not go ahead and set up a munch or coffee meet. I think ya missed out on one here, oregongirl.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 4:09:59 PM

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ORIGINAL: oregongirl

I have tried to look in the help feature of CM and I could not find the resolution. I just want to know how I can get to my list of blocked people and maybe unblock someone? However keep in mind some people I have deleted every single email on CM. Is there a way to retrieve this contact?

In an effort to stop you from asking again... I took the 3 min. to find your answer. If you are looking at your home page.. on the bottom left hand side there is a list of items...

New Users
Favorite Users
Blocked Users
etc.

Click Blocked Users, and underneath that list... your "blocked user list" will appear. Click the X next to that persons name, and they will be unblocked.

Here's to hoping you actually remember his name.

Allie

ETA: It's bad forum etiquette to repeat questions or ask questions that are off topic in the first place. I would suggest creating a new thread.. doing some research yourself... or utilizing the "Help" feature CM provides.

< Message edited by Shininglight23 -- 10/14/2012 4:13:13 PM >

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 4:23:49 PM

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Shininglight23 Thank you very much for your help and of course, it will take a lot work to find someone I blocked my mistake, but so much thanks for showing me the direction to go!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 4:39:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: slvemike4u
Ron it surprises me that you have never received unsolicited mail

pssssssst...hey Mike, that wasn't Ron

I only know this because, like most twue submissives, I was just about to help poor Ron out with some unsolicited mail!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 4:54:55 PM

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Maybe we should start a petition to retire Ron's avatar?

There can be only one!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 5:04:03 PM

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I got confused when I saw someone using it earlier!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 5:21:49 PM

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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

Maybe we should start a petition to retire Ron's avatar?

There can be only one!

Great idea! Consider it signed.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/14/2012 6:17:42 PM

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I remember one I got totally unsolicited from a woman out of the blue saying

You obviously have unresolved anger issues that you should have taken care of immediately.

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