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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/1/2016 2:08:29 PM   
Wayward5oul


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From just now

XXXXXX on 12/1/16 at 3:47 PM:
Hello, I am XXXXX, are you available?

Wayward5oul on 12/1/16 at 3:52 PM:
Available, in what way?

XXXXXX on 12/1/16 at 3:53 PM:
For anything, it is a yes or no answer.

Wayward5oul on 12/1/16 at 3:55 PM:
Then no, I am not available. I am not available for skydiving tomorrow, nor for riding horseback across the Sahara next week. But check back with me next year. Maybe something will open up.

XXXXXX 12/1/16 at 3:57 PM:
OK, fuck you too you sarcastic cunt.


At which point I tried to point out that he said anything, but he had blocked me by then.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/1/2016 2:42:08 PM   
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Well, he does not not what sarcasm is, since clearly you were just giving examples.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/1/2016 5:34:59 PM   
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Well, he does not not what sarcasm is, since clearly you were just giving examples.

I know, right? I mean, if he needed examples for sarcasm, I could have given him real clear examples of that. But here I was just literally going with his idea that it could be anything.

Asking 'available for what' was a completely legit question. So many times subs get question from D types asking if we are 'ready' or 'available', and it may be 'ready or available' to submit, to suck cock, to chat, meet for coffee, to cum on cam, whatever. So a little clarification is always necessary before a proper response can be formed.


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/2/2016 9:49:17 AM   
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A Dom male emailed me, but apparently he's the one that enjoys being humiliated because he emailed someone 3500 miles away, who has a picture of a man in her profile and whose profile says "Just here for the forums"

quote:

Hello, do we share a common interest in Humiliation?


quote:

I have an interest in reading retention, which apparently you don't since you ignored the fact that my profile says "Just here for the forums".


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/7/2016 9:24:48 AM   
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quote:

wnana be hypntised?



Seems entirely legit, right?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/7/2016 10:27:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

quote:

wnana be hypntised?



Seems entirely legit, right?

I actually tried to say that out loud, as it is written.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/7/2016 11:43:51 AM   
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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/7/2016 7:43:32 PM   
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Some real charmer just messaged me, he wants to talk to married women who are hiding their interests from their husbands.

Oh, and he says in the message that his profile is blank.

Probably because he didn't want to include that he's married too.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/7/2016 8:05:50 PM   
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I'm jealous. You all get neat messages. All I get is the guy who says he knows I love ducks and wants to send me pictures of his ducks, but wants to send the pics to my regular email. Do you think he might have meant dick and not duck?

By the way, I do own a duck. I don't particularly like her but she lays 5 eggs a week so I'll keep her.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/7/2016 8:32:39 PM   
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I'm jealous. You all get neat messages. All I get is the guy who says he knows I love ducks and wants to send me pictures of his ducks, but wants to send the pics to my regular email. Do you think he might have meant dick and not duck?

By the way, I do own a duck. I don't particularly like her but she lays 5 eggs a week so I'll keep her.



Ducks and I do not get along.


But in keeping with the topic:

my name is xxxx xxxx please i have something very important to explain to you please write me on my I D for easy communication


Unless they are going to tell me the winning lotto numbers, I aint gonna be interested.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/7/2016 9:31:32 PM   
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Ok, this one really confused me.

Him: can i pursue you ? as you serve your master or dom ...
Me: Pursue me? What does that mean?
Him: ok, did not know you were taken.
Dafuq? You mentioned me serving my master or dom in your first post, so obviously you had determined I had one, how the fuck does that work if you thought i wasn't taken?????

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/8/2016 4:09:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: peppermint

I'm jealous. You all get neat messages. All I get is the guy who says he knows I love ducks and wants to send me pictures of his ducks, but wants to send the pics to my regular email. Do you think he might have meant dick and not duck?

By the way, I do own a duck. I don't particularly like her but she lays 5 eggs a week so I'll keep her.

Maybe he thinks your name's Beverly?


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/8/2016 9:47:51 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: peppermint

I'm jealous. You all get neat messages. All I get is the guy who says he knows I love ducks and wants to send me pictures of his ducks, but wants to send the pics to my regular email. Do you think he might have meant dick and not duck?

By the way, I do own a duck. I don't particularly like her but she lays 5 eggs a week so I'll keep her.


What do you do with all those duck eggs?


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/8/2016 10:03:20 AM   
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I got a message from a TG I used to live with, letting me know she was asked to move back to Austin by a mutual 'friend'. I don't remember this friend... #blamememorylossduetomentalillness


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/8/2016 10:06:55 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2


quote:

ORIGINAL: peppermint

I'm jealous. You all get neat messages. All I get is the guy who says he knows I love ducks and wants to send me pictures of his ducks, but wants to send the pics to my regular email. Do you think he might have meant dick and not duck?

By the way, I do own a duck. I don't particularly like her but she lays 5 eggs a week so I'll keep her.


What do you do with all those duck eggs?



We eat them, of course. They are great scrambled, poached, as ingredient in cakes or cookies, etc. In fact, I heard that the best bakers never use chicken eggs in their baked goods. Duck eggs make for richer cakes.

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Yes, I am crazy about feathered creatures. I have a dozen chickens, 3 ducks, 5 geese, and 2 parakeets.

Revise that number. Just got 14 new chicks and 5 turkeys.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/8/2016 10:11:09 AM   
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*takes note on the eggs*

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/8/2016 10:45:02 AM   
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I STILL get messages from guys from other states, despite the "map" in case people don't know where Maine is (I mean, that's pretty clear, right?), and despite the "Must show proof of Maine residency" I've written in profile. They write from all over, Missouri, Michigan, California, Washington, and recently even Turkey, Belgium, saying they are exactly what I'm looking for. That they are the perfect submissive...obedient, helpful, skilled. Please, will I consider training them?

I respond with, "I'm seeking local submissives ONLY." (for gardening, painting, and other outdoor activities, that include being sissified and whatever, so obviously they need to VISIT to serve)

Then they respond with some nasty remark saying how utterly butthurt they are, and how DARE I be such a big bad MEANY. Ooo, I must be FAKE...or hello, maybe I'm actually a man.

LMFAO! Really? What exactly are they expecting when they write to someone who lives over 500 miles away and has done everything to make it clear that LOCAL SUBMISSIVES are what is being sought? Does this tactic work on other Dommes? I suppose fin dommes might benefit, since they can operate long distance, but most Dommes would want someone who can meet in real life.

To Peppermint: I like ducks, too, but I'm not giving out My email address to look at pics. You made a good call.



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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/8/2016 11:02:46 AM   
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They're slightly smaller, but she's dead right about expensive bakers preferring them.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/8/2016 11:16:10 AM   
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They're slightly smaller, but she's dead right about expensive bakers preferring them.

Actually, a number of duck breeds produce eggs TWICE or more the size of a large hen egg, even bigger than a double yolker. It depends on the breed of duck. Some breeds of duck have been developed to lay more eggs per year than average chickens.

Duck eggs are higher in protein and omega-3 than hen eggs. The protein does indeed produce a richer product when baking.

Also, because the duck and chicken aren't closely related genetically, people who have sensitivities to chicken eggs or meat (due to allergies) can often tolerate duck eggs and meat quite well. They are less prone to poultry diseases and therefore less likely to need antibiotics, something to be considered if you are seeking a meat that is antibiotic-free.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/8/2016 11:18:38 AM   
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Just got a message from a Dom here in TX, telling me to take care of myself and Mom and he will be waiting for me. Not funny but I thought its sweet.

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