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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/8/2016 11:25:58 AM

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We had an aylesbury duck for many years.
Totally spoilt of course.
Over-fed and over-pampered and almost the size of a swan.

Always had an egg a day and twice the size of most large hen eggs.
Absolutely yummy!!
Could never get enough of them.
Given the choice, I'd sooner a duck egg than a hen's egg any day.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/8/2016 11:32:33 AM

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Thank you. I didn't know you could get ducks that laid bigger eggs than chickens.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/8/2016 12:02:48 PM

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I never had a duck egg, though I have had an emu egg. I didn't really like them, to thick, almost gluey, and a very heavy taste. I have also tried quail eggs, they are pretty yummy, very light and almost a delicate flavour, I suspect you would have to be very carefull with any seasoning.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/8/2016 7:50:38 PM

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The duck started laying 2 weeks ago. Problem is that she lays wherever she is when the urge hits her. Two weeks ago it was in the mud. Now it's a white egg on white snow. She has a covered, out of the wind, filled with comfy straw area to lay in. With the temperatures hovering in the single digits her egg is freezing before I can find it, even with looking for it a couple times a day.

Will be eating goose eggs in the spring as I got 4 girl geese this last spring. Never had a goose egg, but figure one will make a great omelet.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/8/2016 9:09:11 PM

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Now I am hungry for an omelet...but all I got are chicken eggs and Mom is out of town (she cooks them better than I do). I will suggest duck eggs and see if the local farmer's market carries them (a little grocery store downtown dealing with local farm produce and meats).

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/10/2016 12:06:46 PM

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"Read my profile"

I hate those messages. They are so freaking lazy they can't even bother to ask how you are first. Worse, they apparently don't even care how you are. They can't even be bothered to tell you anything about themselves in order to get you interested enough in order to go to their profile. They just expect you to do all the work of getting this conversation off the ground, without even so much as a 'hi', without even giving you a reason to be interested in doing so.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/10/2016 12:27:11 PM

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"Read my profile"

I hate those messages. They are so freaking lazy they can't even bother to ask how you are first. Worse, they apparently don't even care how you are. They can't even be bothered to tell you anything about themselves in order to get you interested enough in order to go to their profile. They just expect you to do all the work of getting this conversation off the ground, without even so much as a 'hi', without even giving you a reason to be interested in doing so.

Or even a "please". It's like a random order from a complete stranger.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/10/2016 12:33:26 PM

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This

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Hello, i'm a closet sub and moving near you in 2 weeks. Until i move i am hoping you will give me a Very naked public, daring, humiliating and creative task to do. I will then post pics/vids on here. If i chicken out i will pay you. How about this? If i chicken out of the task. the more effort you put into my task the more it is worth. How about every word in length that my task is = $3. So that is $3 per word in my task. If i do the task it is just $1 per word. 0 limits as far as what i wear, how many places i go to and how long the task lasts. There are 12 stores, 3 malls, 7 churches, my work, my college, my home, 15 restaurants around me. 0 limits on places i go, length of tasks, tatts, or kinky toys i wear.

$3? That's Parade money! lol

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/10/2016 12:44:02 PM

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ORIGINAL: Wayward5oul

"Read my profile"

I hate those messages. They are so freaking lazy they can't even bother to ask how you are first. Worse, they apparently don't even care how you are. They can't even be bothered to tell you anything about themselves in order to get you interested enough in order to go to their profile. They just expect you to do all the work of getting this conversation off the ground, without even so much as a 'hi', without even giving you a reason to be interested in doing so.

Or even a "please". It's like a random order from a complete stranger.

Well you know we aren't twue subs unless we do whatever complete random strangers tell us to.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/10/2016 12:48:58 PM

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ORIGINAL: Alecta

This

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Hello, i'm a closet sub and moving near you in 2 weeks. Until i move i am hoping you will give me a Very naked public, daring, humiliating and creative task to do. I will then post pics/vids on here. If i chicken out i will pay you. How about this? If i chicken out of the task. the more effort you put into my task the more it is worth. How about every word in length that my task is = $3. So that is $3 per word in my task. If i do the task it is just $1 per word. 0 limits as far as what i wear, how many places i go to and how long the task lasts. There are 12 stores, 3 malls, 7 churches, my work, my college, my home, 15 restaurants around me. 0 limits on places i go, length of tasks, tatts, or kinky toys i wear.

$3? That's Parade money! lol

sounds like a keeper.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/10/2016 12:52:30 PM

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I have nothing in my profile, a cartoon as a profile pic, and I got two this week...

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Can you destroy my penis and balls under yo ur feet walk over my body choke me by lushing your foot on my throat make me gag your toes cross dress me use strap ons on me give me golden and brown showers spit on me use me as toilet and publically hummilliate me or send me to jail to be a cum dump for inmates

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hi pretty, do you mind we have some introduction and see if we can get together that's if you want a relationship, a guy that can always make you happy, probably give you a throw back to your 16

the last thing I want to feel again is 16..
No response is a response right? grins.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/10/2016 1:22:24 PM

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Argh, 16 was a terribly age. Im surprised I made it past 18 lol

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/10/2016 1:51:01 PM

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shudders ahuh me too:)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/10/2016 1:52:25 PM

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ill pay you 500 to tie me up with my legs spread an use me as an ash tray

I replied, telling him that I thought the going rate was $1000

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/10/2016 1:56:12 PM

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ill pay you 500 to tie me up with my legs spread an use me as an ash tray

I replied, telling him that I thought the going rate was $1000

I just got that one too

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/10/2016 1:57:28 PM

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cheap bastard

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/10/2016 2:08:29 PM

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LOL he replied back asking what I was talking about. I told him that I usually got offered $1000 for that. Still waiting for a response to that.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/10/2016 2:11:57 PM

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aw, how can you be so money-orientated? you should do it for nothing because you love tying men up and using them as ashtrays so much lol

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/10/2016 2:16:30 PM

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aw, how can you be so money-orientated? you should do it for nothing because you love tying men up and using them as ashtrays so much lol

Its Christmas. Priorities.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/10/2016 2:27:49 PM

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aw, how can you be so money-orientated? you should do it for nothing because you love tying men up and using them as ashtrays so much lol

Its Christmas. Priorities.

Dont back down WS...go for the full grand!!!!

You are catering to his "needs" ?
He can pay for the menu items..
no muss no fuss...

Alecta, I realise this part of the conversation is liable to be brought up in some context against Femdommes, Female dominants, feminists, or a variation of "money grabbing whores" or worse, but Im having fun with it, :)
sod the whingers.

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