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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/10/2016 2:50:00 PM

Wayward5oul

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

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ORIGINAL: Wayward5oul

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ORIGINAL: Alecta

aw, how can you be so money-orientated? you should do it for nothing because you love tying men up and using them as ashtrays so much lol

Its Christmas. Priorities.

Dont back down WS...go for the full grand!!!!
You are catering to his "needs" ?
He can pay for the menu items..
no muss no fuss...

Alecta, I realise this part of the conversation is liable to be brought up in some context against Femdommes, Female dominants, feminists, or a variation of "money grabbing whores" or worse, but Im having fun with it, :)
sod the whingers.

Sod 'em all I say. If someone is going to approach me with an offer I'm gonna make it worth my while.

Now, where is the mosquito guy at?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/10/2016 3:31:21 PM

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WS, good point. Go for the throat, holidays prices ;)

Lucy, I heard the other day from a respected Domme (well I respect her anyway) that getting paid to do kinky things to people is her kink, and that's all the legitimization anyone needs, don't you think!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/17/2016 7:56:33 AM

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Not so funny.

In the last couple of months I had a guy send me a message saying he wanted to sodomize my daughter, and then another just now ask me if I have a daughter I need punishing?

WTF???? I'm 44 with friends that have 8 year old daughters, and one who has a little one! I pointed this out to this guy who said he thought my daughter could be twenty. He claims to be 49, but why the fuck does he even think I would find it in the least bit appropriate for him to message me like that? Having pointed this out to him, this is the reply I got from him;

Never mind. You obviously are a rude cunt. No submissive. I know women of 40 with daughters half their age. You really are misguided. .. You are Probably a man! A fucking timewaster anyway

Now baring in mind that I clearly state I'm not looking, and I'm most certainly not here to pimp out my kids, I also state I'm not a submissive ... exactly who is the time waster here. Also why is it that when these arseholes don't get their own way the only thing they can do is throw out the insults and accuse us of being men? Even if I was a man I'd still be a better man than this piece of crap.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/19/2016 1:30:57 PM

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I admit that someone who is too stupid to know the reason that Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker taste different is the fact they are completely different types of whiskeys should NOT be allowed to breed.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/26/2016 11:47:36 AM

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Got this one yesterday

At ur age pig still SCAMMING in here ??? LMFAO - SHAME ON U !! LOL-LOL

So they are scolding me for being a scammer? WTF? There is nothing on my profile or anywhere indicating anything like that. And I sure hadn't messaged him with anything, so I don't know wtf his problem was.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/26/2016 3:24:23 PM

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I just got an email from a sub female begging me to be here Master LOL. Some people just cannot read profiles and know the difference between a Dom and a Sub!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/29/2016 10:08:30 AM

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I got some creep offering $500 to tie him up outside and then bring him inside and beat him.
Why can't he be beaten outside? Just because it's winter is no reason to wimp out.
Besides, I'm not going to ruin my back dragging him back in while he's all tied up.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/29/2016 10:16:45 AM

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Remember the guy who offered lots of us $700 to put cigarettes out on him? Or the guy also offering cash if we'd sic mosquitoes on him? We get such lovely messages from gentlemen on the other side

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 12/29/2016 10:42:46 AM

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I admit that someone who is too stupid to know the reason that Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker taste different is the fact they are completely different types of whiskeys should NOT be allowed to breed.

They're cheaper to get drunk if they can't tell that swill Jim Beam from something half decent, I suppose.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/7/2017 6:06:21 AM

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This arrived in my CM this morning:
"Since 2006? give it a rest weirdo!"

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/7/2017 9:05:44 AM

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OK... not a message but it was from the other side. You might raise red flags if the opening line of your profile is:

"Here to find my master 4 life, i did have some mental problems before, but thats over now."

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/7/2017 10:43:33 AM

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

OK... not a message but it was from the other side. You might raise red flags if the opening line of your profile is:

"Here to find my master 4 life, i did have some mental problems before, but thats over now."

I used to be a Werewolf, but I'm alright nowoooooooo!

Sorry, couldn't resist

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/7/2017 11:19:05 AM

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Just got a good one:

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From:
[somebody in California whose name I have removed]
Dated:
1/7/17 5:37 PM
Hi! Do you want to have sex right now? Find me here: https://vk.cc/63EtsL

'Kinell, love: I'm not saying I'm not well hung, but I can't reach the American west coast with it from Scotland...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/19/2017 3:19:25 PM

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I (very attached female submissive) just got one from a male submissive looking for a long term relationship.

Hmmmm, anybody else get a whiff of desperation here?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/24/2017 7:55:16 AM

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Got the mosquito guy 2 times now...think I should put him in the river basin and let the gators have at him instead???

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/24/2017 8:40:34 AM

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Maybe he's just trying to drum up some business?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 1/30/2017 2:43:05 PM

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ORIGINAL:

"Here to find my master 4 life, i did have some mental problems before, but thats over now."

Like riding a bull, not the smartest decision to make getting involved but "Goddamn, what a ride!"

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/15/2017 6:45:38 PM

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Got the mosquito guy 2 times now...think I should put him in the river basin and let the gators have at him instead???

I just got mosquito guy today.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/16/2017 7:29:33 AM

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I understand I have my appeal. I have always been handsome and charming. People tend to bend their boundaries for me. But to convert from straight to bisexual or gay just based on my profile and pictures . . . makes me wonder if it is a scam, rapture or what?

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submissive male- "Hi ResidentSadist! Oh my god, you are sooo good. Fuck me hard"

Me - "I've never had a straight male submissive ask me to fuck them before. In fact. if find yourself asking a man to fuck you, you might not be straight."

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/27/2017 2:05:10 PM

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I have received a couple of emails from this guy. At first he thought I was someone that he used to talk to on AOL (I'm not) Then emails saying he wishes I was that person. I'm not quite sure how to respond...

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I know I have said this before, but OMG I do wish you were the same woman that I knew back in the age of AOL. we had the most intensely decadent discussions. she managed to awaken the sleeping kink monster within me

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