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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 2/27/2017 2:21:43 PM   
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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/1/2017 9:33:40 AM   
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I got this one again:

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From:
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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/2/2017 8:20:06 PM   
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Makes you wish you could open an account with only one cent. Think of the fun you could have, scamming the scammer.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/10/2017 2:06:38 PM   
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I got a new one today. This upstanding piece of humanity wants to pay me $750 to stuff cat and dog poo up his ass.

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Revise that number. Just got 14 new chicks and 5 turkeys.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/10/2017 7:44:37 PM   
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Tell him you'll charge him $2500 and he has to provide the poo.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/11/2017 6:56:11 AM   
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I should have thought of that. Just told him I'd do it and he was to let me know when he's in town. If he ever gets back to me he'll say he wants to discuss it so he can jerk off for free if he's like the others who have written.

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We are stardust, we are golden, and we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

Yes, I am crazy about feathered creatures. I have a dozen chickens, 3 ducks, 5 geese, and 2 parakeets.

Revise that number. Just got 14 new chicks and 5 turkeys.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/11/2017 11:53:21 AM   
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Damned. I'm devastated. Cat and dog shit boy was going to come out here to Montana from Virginia this weekend. However, he insists on only cat and dog shit from an animal that has not been wormed. As I explained to him, we take care of our critters in Montana. That will not "do" he says. I could have really used that $750.



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We are stardust, we are golden, and we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

Yes, I am crazy about feathered creatures. I have a dozen chickens, 3 ducks, 5 geese, and 2 parakeets.

Revise that number. Just got 14 new chicks and 5 turkeys.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/11/2017 12:00:25 PM   
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Update. I blocked his account. So he wrote to me from one of his sock puppet accounts. He reported me, in his chat room as a FAKE. Not only that, he posted our cmails.

I don't know what to do. Now EVERYONE will know I'm not a TRUE submissive. I won't be able to show my pixels on here again. No one will ever believe me again.

All this because I don't have a dog or cat that hasn't been wormed.

Edited to add

Now 6 of his sock puppets have written to me. I have been reported a fake everywhere. All the chat rooms will ban me as a fake. He even says he reported me as a fake on Fetlife. What can I do to stop this trend? Do I really need to find unwormed cats and dogs?

< Message edited by peppermint -- 3/11/2017 12:55:14 PM >


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We are stardust, we are golden, and we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

Yes, I am crazy about feathered creatures. I have a dozen chickens, 3 ducks, 5 geese, and 2 parakeets.

Revise that number. Just got 14 new chicks and 5 turkeys.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/11/2017 2:01:14 PM   
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You must be utterly bereft.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/11/2017 3:21:02 PM   
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Oh, and there I was thinking we were so special here in the UK because Dog and Cat shit guy has just messaged me asking if I'll do it too, seeing as he's here for the next four weeks. If he was going out to Montana this weekend he sure gets around lol

I'm sure I could find some starving feral cats, and a couple of Foxes too, but it would cost far more than $750, and I don't rate his chances in a locked room with them. Mind you, I'm not a fan of vermin, so I couldn't risk the poor kitties and Foxes being near him, I don't know what they may catch from him.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/11/2017 3:32:11 PM   
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hello everyone there? i am Maleek and i would like to go straight and be honest as i am a loyal and sincere person...i am from Nigeria and i was unable to create a profile with my country so i decided to create using this and i am open with my search as i am looking for opportunities and i came across your profile and decided to drop a message... i might not be what u are looking for but i am sure if u take a chance to talk to me u would like me... if u want a pic of me please tell me and ask me whatever u want i am real and very serious thank u... i hope to find some people to at least talk to me

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/11/2017 5:04:35 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

Oh, and there I was thinking we were so special here in the UK because Dog and Cat shit guy has just messaged me asking if I'll do it too, seeing as he's here for the next four weeks. If he was going out to Montana this weekend he sure gets around lol

Needles


So, God forbid, is Dog and Cat shit guy a FAKE? He certainly can't come to Montana and be in the UK at the same time. Could it be that he, and his socks never meant to pay for play at all?

You can't trust even perverts on the internet anymore.

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We are stardust, we are golden, and we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

Yes, I am crazy about feathered creatures. I have a dozen chickens, 3 ducks, 5 geese, and 2 parakeets.

Revise that number. Just got 14 new chicks and 5 turkeys.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/11/2017 6:42:25 PM   
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Tell him he needs to start a worm farm and then he can stuff the worms up himself. Which, as Needles pointed out, is much safer for the dogs and cats.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/12/2017 3:33:43 AM   
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I just got him too, hes here in toronto right now he says...


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/12/2017 5:32:11 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: peppermint


quote:

ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

Oh, and there I was thinking we were so special here in the UK because Dog and Cat shit guy has just messaged me asking if I'll do it too, seeing as he's here for the next four weeks. If he was going out to Montana this weekend he sure gets around lol

Needles


So, God forbid, is Dog and Cat shit guy a FAKE? He certainly can't come to Montana and be in the UK at the same time. Could it be that he, and his socks never meant to pay for play at all?

You can't trust even perverts on the internet anymore.



Uuummmm, my suspicious mind is now throwing all sorts of questions out there now that I have also seen Lucy's posts. Either you are correct and this little perv is a huge fake, or he has a time machine/teleportation system to get around with, which suggests he's rich. Either way I'm feeling put out still at only being offered a measly $750 for this. At least go big if you're a fake, and if not, dude you're seriously short changing us on this deal

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/12/2017 9:55:55 AM   
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To give him the benefit of the doubt, he does have all those sock accounts. Perhaps one sock is in the UK, one headed to Montana, and another sock in Toronto. That leaves him with 3 more sock who could be anywhere in the world and all willing to pay $750.

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We are stardust, we are golden, and we got to get ourselves back to the garden.

Yes, I am crazy about feathered creatures. I have a dozen chickens, 3 ducks, 5 geese, and 2 parakeets.

Revise that number. Just got 14 new chicks and 5 turkeys.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/12/2017 3:23:03 PM   
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But what if we'd all agreed at the same time? That was going to be a tough traveling weekend, Especially after I'd left him in a room full of wild cats and foxes lol

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/13/2017 11:09:28 AM   
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Damn....I'm beginning to feel left out.....

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/14/2017 8:09:22 AM   
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"OMG! Finally! Whew... I'm sorry it took me so long to finally reach you, I just moved to your area and I've been busy with slaying dragons, getting turned into a frog and rescuing damsels in distress and freeing captured unicorns. P.S. You are the princess right?"

Awh have a heart! That one was really funny. :D



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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/14/2017 9:29:26 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Ary

"OMG! Finally! Whew... I'm sorry it took me so long to finally reach you, I just moved to your area and I've been busy with slaying dragons, getting turned into a frog and rescuing damsels in distress and freeing captured unicorns. P.S. You are the princess right?"

Awh have a heart! That one was really funny. :D





And the age of the sender is:

14

OR mid 20's and a geek/nerd of epic proportions.

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