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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/14/2017 3:26:33 PM

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I suppose this kinda crap explains why I get mail from random guys asking me if I've got a daughter they can fuck. Baring in mind that I'm only 45, and I have friends with 8 year old daughters, or one friend with a rising 2 year old ... and some still don't understand why I get pissed off with this bull.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/14/2017 8:56:40 PM

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Well... I couldn't help it. Had to find our what the going price for her daughter was.
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My reply . . .

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So you are trying to sell me your daughter? What's the going price nowadays?

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Her reply . . .

Not my daught. It's my slave and the asking price is $600

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Wow... that is some bargain basement price. She sounds negotiable, should write her back with a counter offer?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/15/2017 7:44:51 AM

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For that price you may end up with the human equivalent of this

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/15/2017 8:04:46 AM

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I sure hope someone loves that dog!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/15/2017 2:09:56 PM

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Wow, that is an ugly mutt.

That lady wrote me back.
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Daughter not interested anymore okay. So will you be interested in my slave i gave the price already
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So I wonder if this is just a scam or if it's the cops? I should ask for a picture, don't you think? And what about the money transfer... should I ask to set up an conditional escrow account to deliver the money once the slave arrives. I wonder how many attorneys want to participate in an escrow for human trafficking? LOL

Any suggestions on what I should say to this whack-job to make this more entertaining?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/15/2017 2:16:07 PM

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There's that whole "I will find you and I will kill you," speech from Taken...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/15/2017 3:44:54 PM

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Oooooh... that would be good if I had a fetish for being caged. That whole threatening to kill people on the net is illegal now a days and I would end up behind bars. Not that human trafficking isn't illegal, but I haven't actually asked to buy her.

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There's that whole "I will find you and I will kill you," speech from Taken...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/19/2017 7:00:09 PM

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After seeing that pic, I figred I would write her and ask for a pic. She did not send me one.
Her reply...
She's 25 y/o and 5"6 tall 150lbs,white/caucasian, she's a live in slave wife she can cook,clean and bdsm
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Well, she can cook, clean and BDSM... what a deal for $600! I should write her back and see how deep the rabbit whole is. Maybe I'll ask if she is bisexual, if she can deepthroat or likes anal?

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For that price you may end up with the human equivalent of this

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/20/2017 2:28:25 AM

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Lol in for a penny ...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/20/2017 2:36:33 AM

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You could ask if she's willing to have a sex change as you already have a couple of slave wives but think an effeminate guy might make a change on occasion?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/20/2017 12:48:50 PM

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You have an evil mind... I like it.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/28/2017 9:45:06 PM

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The latest from a complete stranger:

ill pay you 500 dollars to burn my cock

Gonna get right on that one, LOL.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/29/2017 4:46:55 AM

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 5/30/2017 10:01:20 PM

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 6/4/2017 2:03:03 PM

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And so the first letter I ever receive from a submissive couple in Argentina goes like this:

"we have this abduction fantasy"
"To be kidnapped we like to fall into a trap, for example, go and visit you house and tell us come I in this room, we enter and there is no light, very dark, we notice that the floor is irregular, we enter slowly and blindly, Then you walk to us without making a noise and put a gallow of leather to each one, these are tied to the ceiling with a thick elastic rope (Bungee Jumping), the false floor of wood opens and we fall ... we are in good hanged, you they laughing and they undress us, and you force to tie to the wall with tight handcuffs and leather shackles"

. . . okie dokie . . . so what the fuck am I supposed to do about that? Are they just blurting out their fantasy to random strangers they find attractive? I know I am handsome, charming and irresistible, but Argentina? And how the hell has a trap door and bungee jumping cords in their dungeon? I been in a lot of dungeons... never seen either of those things. And what the fuck am I supposed to get out of all this?

I wonder if the couple from Argentina wants to buy a slave for $600? That slave selling lady finally sent a pic. Gonna' need a hedge trimmer on that bush.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 6/4/2017 2:09:54 PM

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. . . okie dokie . . . so what the fuck am I supposed to do about that? Are they just blurting out their fantasy to random strangers they find attractive? I know I am handsome, charming and irresistible, but Argentina? And how the hell has a trap door and bungee jumping cords in their dungeon? I been in a lot of dungeons... never seen either of those things. And what the fuck am I supposed to get out of all this?

Maybe they're hoping that somebody else has seen the same '40s cinema serial that they've based their sex lives on?
(It sounds like the Perils of Pauline or something, doesn't it? Maybe they're setting you up for a fall when a square jawed ex Olympic athlete with perfect teeth and a torn shirt comes to their rescue...)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 6/5/2017 5:09:21 AM

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Here you go RS, for all your Bush management needs

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 6/5/2017 8:23:06 AM

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Here you go RS, for all your Bush management needs

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It'll take more than that, love:

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 6/5/2017 9:10:18 AM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btEpF334Rtc

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 6/5/2017 10:02:39 AM

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Looks like that one is open box and already leaking so it's no wonder, the cheap price tag. Buyer beware!

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