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Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 12:27:34 PM   
puella


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Status: offline 		Things have been a bit dour in here of late, and I suspect I have had a fair hand in it.. for that I am sorry.

Anyhow.. maybe a funny thread might liven the mood a bit.

Is there any online idiosyncratic behavior which just cracks you up, either from the sheer absurdity or.. well for any other reason?  There can be, though it certainly isn't limited to, Gorean in nature...I am sure, if you have spent any length of time in an online Gorean Roleplay.. you know just what I mean!

Anyway... I am looking forward to seeing how many of the things that make me go 'hmmm' and then usually bust out laughing, might also tickle some of you.

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RE: Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 12:35:34 PM   
puella


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Status: offline 		Heh, I suppose it is only fair I should start off....

Ever notice in the online roleplay rooms that all the kajirae are as limber and nubile as 13 year old  Russian gymnasts who have not eaten in 5 years?  Having actually done (er... or attempted) most of the positions... let me tell you... you might be able to "do' the Gorean bow, maybe even with some sort of finesse, but I defy anyone to get out of that position without a stalwart aid or a small crane!

Don't even get me started about the dances! heh

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RE: Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 12:36:18 PM   
stellina


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Status: offline 		Third person speech. In real life I don't even bat an eye when I hear it, but online....

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RE: Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 12:42:09 PM   
puella


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Status: offline 		heh.. yeah that used to make me itch too...

Another is those poor girls who go into non roleplaying discussion rooms, like Gorean Talk Radio or something.. and make long, drawin out, longer than War and Peace 'kartas' before begging to enter...

Beyond the fact that there is no such thing as a karta... yanno... there is a chuckle factor.

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RE: Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 12:46:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		Gawds, i wanna SCREAMMMMMMMMM every time i see a TAUNT belly.  It's TAUT!  Mostly likely something you don't have.  i don't lie, i'm a lush woman and my breasts are far from gravity defying. 

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RE: Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 12:50:46 PM   
puella


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Status: offline 		hahahaha tokibear

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RE: Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 12:54:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		puella,

that's why you roll over onto said 'taunt' belly to rise from the gorean bow.  LOL  Think my personal favorite is the girls who 'settle back on cupped heels' ... ya know... its not your heels that are cupped, and if they are... isn't that hard to walk on?


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RE: Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 12:57:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		I love how all the glasses without nicks and chips are stored at the back of the highest kitchen cabinet.  So retrieving one requires a lot of counter-humping. 

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RE: Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 12:58:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		If they were cupped, wouldn't that create suction?  Then when you got up, you'd have heel hickeys on yer ass

lol


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RE: Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 12:59:03 PM   
chantrea


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Status: offline 		lol krys... but isn't it fun to bounce on the counter.... although, ya ever notice how noone ever finds a glass without a nick or chip????  i do sometimes just to be more realistic... and they make such a lovely crash

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RE: Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 12:59:16 PM   
puella


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Status: offline 		Hehehehe!  Or how fine and unmarked all the stemware is in the plethora of Tuchuk camps? As well as their bounty of things to serve that would more likely than not only be found in the most special of specialty shops in the city or Ar or something?

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RE: Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 1:01:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		lol toki....

what about the fact that EVERYWHERE serves blackwine... something that was supposedly rare and expensive....


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RE: Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 1:05:35 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: puella

Things have been a bit dour in here of late, and I suspect I have had a fair hand in it.. for that I am sorry.


you suspect?
 
giggles
 

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RE: Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 1:09:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		It's fun to just sit back and watch.  i remember a play slave that was created years ago for fun.  Wouldn't it be crazy to make a new girl like that?  One could bow into karta (which as i agree, is an IRCism) and fart ... silks fluttering in the breeze behind her.   OMGawds.... i wanna do that!!!!

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RE: Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 1:09:24 PM   
puella


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Status: offline 		Take it to the other side, jezabel.. flame me there.  It's not all that hard to click the link and send me an email, if you are unable to contribute to the actual content of the thread at hand.

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RE: Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 1:12:48 PM   
puella


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Status: offline 		Oh dear toki, I do not think you can pass anything but slave juice (god what an idea, cringe cringe) from anywhere below the navel, and then, I think it is only used online to rim peoples glasses....kind of like dipping a glass in lime juice then salt to rim the glass right??   Do they then dip the contaminated vessel into some red salts to make a sort of Turian Margarita?

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RE: Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 1:15:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		oh god... that's soooooooooooooooooo gross

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RE: Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 1:16:56 PM   
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RE: Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 1:21:32 PM   
puella


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Status: offline 		Omg yeah, well sometimes, you do have to give the kudos for... er... originality.  One time I was in the old Silk and Steel on IRC and the men were trying to have a conversation amid this chicklette's never ending paga serve.... finally Master Marcus just told her to get his drink the hell over to him and stop wasting bandwidth.. omg the poor girl I think wanted to die, but she was remarkably quick after that!

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RE: Online Idiosyncrasies - 7/9/2006 1:22:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		okay maybe its just me but the giggling online, every other thing a slave does is giggle or and the simpering.  Maybe i am just not a giggly person, i tend to laugh a lot but i don't remember giggling in public anyway lol since i was a baby and someone blew on my belly lol.  grins, now you know why i amended that to "in public" lol that blowing on the belly thing i believe results in a giggle no matter how old you are.  But i never see that online lol when women giggle.  But i never knew grown women could giggle so much. 

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