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pup4cuddles -> What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 7:37:14 AM)

1. Is that all you got i can't feel anything.
2. Are you sure your using a cane or crop cause it feels like a feather.
3. Is that all you got .
4. May  I have another cause the first one wasnt hard enough
5. Can i have more cause i think you doing a bad job at spanking  me.
6. May I challenge the Dom/Domme in a dual <<< bad thing to do




SweetPosession -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 1:14:43 PM)

"You hit like a girl!"




impishlilhellcat -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 1:59:18 PM)

Never giggle widly while they are hitting you.

Never say you can't catch me OLD man




Lashra -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 2:00:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SweetPosession

"You hit like a girl!"

My sub actually said this to me while I was warming him up before a caning. He hadn't been a sub very long, so I lit his ass up but good with that cane. He apologized once he could breath again and has never said it since.[;)]

~Lashra




impishlilhellcat -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 2:02:16 PM)

I told my Last Dom I hated him.. He was like girl I'll show you hate.. Never made that mistake EVER again




shtrbg -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 2:05:43 PM)

if you are a Female Supremist, shouldn't any female referance be a comlpiment?




LaTigresse -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 2:08:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: shtrbg

if you are a Female Supremist, shouldn't any female referance be a comlpiment?


I would think that would be determined by the intent of the person saying it....




shtrbg -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 2:14:52 PM)

i would mean it in only the most respectful way




mistresszarah -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 2:20:10 PM)

I say cut them loose if they provide such a remark. The truth is they need us much more than we need them. There will be *several* standing in line to take their place.




ADomDoc -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 2:54:39 PM)

I don't want to.
I didn't get anything out of that.
Get your own beer.
Not tonight, I have a headache.
I had so much to do that I didn't get around to it.
You really screwed up this time.
Can I top for a change?
Bite me!
Get off your lazy ass and do it yourself!
What do I look like, your maid?
This isn't a restaurant.
In your dreams!
Who died and left you boss?
I don't think so!
Homey don't play that game.
Yeah, right!




mistresszarah -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 3:05:25 PM)

Any sentence beginning with "Dr. Phil said...."




LotusSong -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 3:09:11 PM)

 "I take it your Viagra AND Enzyte shipment are late this month?"




raiken -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 3:16:18 PM)

Bound helplessly on the cross while Master was trying to stick a bigger gag in my mouth than could fit... and i was already in the hot seat for talking back, so out of my mouth comes these words...."why don't you let me stick this in YOUR mouth to see how it makes YOU feel you SOB!"..the horror of hearing those words fall out of my mouth and realizing my precarious position was too much for me and i think i may have passed out for a few moments...the funny thing was that after my sufficient beating..instead of letting me off the hook, He started laughing...i was still so angry, that it was the humiliating topper! *sheesh...i must have been out of my mind...What sane person would do that, ya know? whew! LOL!  i appreciate all you patient and understanding Dominants out there! *grinz
 
~rai




Lashra -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 3:20:30 PM)

I have never been a female supremist, I'm an equality person all the way, always have been. Being a dominant and female doesn't make one a female supremist.

~Lashra




enigmabrat -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 4:56:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: impishlilhellcat

Never giggle widly while they are hitting you.

Never say you can't catch me OLD man


Iv dont that its a bad idea




enigmabrat -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 4:59:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistresszarah

I say cut them loose if they provide such a remark. The truth is they need us much more than we need them. There will be *several* standing in line to take their place.


Oh really!!!!

Im sorry but thats a sad sad attitude and sooo not true




SmokeyM -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 5:06:57 PM)

Ok sad thing is.. being a SAM I have said a few of those things to my Dominant in the past. As with the following:
 
When they start to count down [much like a parent would do]
Dominant says : 1
submissive says : 2
that kind of gets you to 3 really quick!
 
Dominant says : 1
submissive says : 1 fish, 2 fish, red fish, blue fish..
although the Dominant is laughing yer sooo gonna get it!
 
Dominant says : 1 - 2 - 3...
submissive says : oh you can count to 3! lets see if you can make it to 5...
well that don't help either..
 
Anyways don't want to give up all my SAM remarks.. blessins all.
 
~Smokey




gooddogbenji -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 5:08:58 PM)

I was being warmed up with a nice thuddy flogger, and I said something about how the breeze feels nice.

Suddenly I had the rubber flogger from hell on me.  All I can say is, mission accomplished!

Yours,


benji




fyrekittyn -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 11:09:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

"I take it your Viagra AND Enzyte shipment are late this month?"



OMG! That is too fucking funny!




fyrekittyn -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/13/2006 11:12:20 PM)

This past Saturday I was tied up and being beaten...There was a minor music malfunction and we stopped the scene for a couple of minutes...The Dom that was playing with me came back and said, "Sorry for the break, there was a music malfunction." Being the SAM I am, I told him, "Oh, you stopped? I didn't notice..." And boy let me tell you I noticed after that!!!




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