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It's So Cold Out ... - 2/20/2015 4:35:22 AM   
DaddySatyr


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Simple game. Finish the sentence with something funny. Please stick to one entry per post to give everyone a chance.

It's so cold out ... Richard Simmons put on pants!



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RE: It's So Cold Out ... - 2/20/2015 4:53:04 AM   
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its so cold out, both cats are under the blankets. perhaps not very funny, but true!

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RE: It's So Cold Out ... - 2/20/2015 4:55:40 AM   
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It's so cold out. Al Gore had to move to Cuba.

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RE: It's So Cold Out ... - 2/20/2015 4:57:18 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: servantforuse

It's so cold out. Al Gore had to move to Cuba.



Ooooh! I've got one for Algore!

It's so cold out ... even Al Gore is re-thinking global warming!



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RE: It's So Cold Out ... - 2/20/2015 5:05:28 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr


quote:

ORIGINAL: servantforuse

It's so cold out. Al Gore had to move to Cuba.



Ooooh! I've got one for Algore!

It's so cold out ... even Al Gore is re-thinking global warming!



Michael



It's so cold out enough brain cells are dying for me to confuse weather with climate

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RE: It's So Cold Out ... - 2/20/2015 5:42:11 AM   
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It's so cold out ... we had to chisel the dog off of a fire hydrant!



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RE: It's So Cold Out ... - 2/20/2015 5:46:58 AM   
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Ooooh! An old favorite (I know where I heard this one. It was Johnny Carson):

It's so cold out ... the local flasher was found, describing himself to passing ladies.



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RE: It's So Cold Out ... - 2/20/2015 6:11:56 AM   
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It's so cold out ... my teeth are chattering and they're still in the jar !



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RE: It's So Cold Out ... - 2/20/2015 6:20:20 AM   
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It's so cold out ... I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!



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RE: It's So Cold Out ... - 2/20/2015 7:15:11 AM   
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It's so cold out ... four chickens just walked into a KFC and asked if they could warm up!



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RE: It's So Cold Out ... - 2/20/2015 7:46:36 AM   
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It's so cold out that even witches have their chests covered.

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RE: It's So Cold Out ... - 2/20/2015 8:12:12 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sloguy02246

It's so cold out that even witches have their chests covered.



... or: they're doing without their brass bras?



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RE: It's So Cold Out ... - 2/20/2015 9:19:24 AM   
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... the steam, coming off my head caused a rift between two local Indian tribes!



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RE: It's So Cold Out ... - 2/20/2015 11:05:11 AM   
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It's so cold out ... in Washington, D.C., President Obama is only going to golf nine holes, today!



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RE: It's So Cold Out ... - 2/21/2015 3:25:00 AM   
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It's so cold out ... gangstas are pulling up their pants!



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