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Kirata -> New Apple iTit (3/29/2015 8:50:23 AM)



Apple has announced the development of a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit is projected to cost from $499 to $699 depending on cup and speaker size.
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Apple's new iTit is being heralded as a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men starting at their breasts and not listening to them.

K.



Kirata -> RE: New Apple iTit (3/29/2015 8:51:33 AM)

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blnymph -> RE: New Apple iTit (3/29/2015 8:58:41 AM)

and as usual there won't be an "eject" button




FullCircle -> RE: New Apple iTit (3/30/2015 2:28:04 PM)

Bet I can find one, just need to do a little prodding.



StillCeleste -> RE: New Apple iTit (4/16/2015 7:51:10 PM)

And it comes in stereo!



blnymph -> RE: New Apple iTit (9/30/2015 10:44:29 AM)

one needs a good look at the user manual how to switch it on or off



MasterG2kTR -> RE: New Apple iTit (10/18/2015 8:25:34 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: blnymph

one needs a good look at the user manual how to switch it on or off


How hard can it be....it's only got two buttons



blnymph -> RE: New Apple iTit (10/21/2015 6:37:20 AM)

it is touch sensitive all over



blnymph -> RE: New Apple iTit (9/21/2016 5:56:45 AM)

New Apple iTit 2

now waterproof



Tangelo -> RE: New Apple iTit (9/21/2016 6:12:44 AM)


And it's SO simple. . . . even a baby can use it !



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