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New Apple iTit - 3/29/2015 8:50:23 AM

Kirata

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Apple has announced the development of a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit is projected to cost from $499 to $699 depending on cup and speaker size.

Apple's new iTit is being heralded as a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men starting at their breasts and not listening to them.

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RE: New Apple iTit - 3/29/2015 8:51:33 AM

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RE: New Apple iTit - 3/29/2015 8:58:41 AM

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and as usual there won't be an "eject" button

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RE: New Apple iTit - 3/30/2015 2:28:04 PM

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Bet I can find one, just need to do a little prodding.

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RE: New Apple iTit - 4/16/2015 7:51:10 PM

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And it comes in stereo!

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RE: New Apple iTit - 9/30/2015 10:44:29 AM

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one needs a good look at the user manual how to switch it on or off

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RE: New Apple iTit - 10/18/2015 8:25:34 AM

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one needs a good look at the user manual how to switch it on or off

How hard can it be....it's only got two buttons

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RE: New Apple iTit - 10/21/2015 6:37:20 AM

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it is touch sensitive all over

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RE: New Apple iTit - 9/21/2016 5:56:45 AM

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