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Gauge -> RE: Pay pigs (9/16/2016 11:12:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874 I think I can just about scrape that together if you promise to hold your breath while I do so smile SCAMMER!!!! FRAUD!!! Was that too harsh? I never know.

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Pay pigs (9/16/2016 11:18:47 PM)
I'm cut to the quick !! Or to the slow !! What shall I EVER do ??? I have been called a fraud on CS; how will I ever look my clock in the face again ?? It's a german clock too. It's name is Hands

Baldrick -> RE: Pay pigs (9/16/2016 11:22:46 PM)
You guys kill me LOL

Gauge -> RE: Pay pigs (9/16/2016 11:22:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874 I'm cut to the quick !! Or to the slow !! What shall I EVER do ??? I have been called a fraud on CS; how will I ever look my clock in the face again ?? It's a german clock too. It's name is Hands Scammer. Its name is Hans. Hans. FUCKING HANS!!!!!! One question, is the Hans between the 6 or the 12? Fucker. [:)]

Gauge -> RE: Pay pigs (9/16/2016 11:25:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Baldrick You guys kill me LOL I would never. Now, bow down and pay me or eat a malignant turtle. Bitch. [>:]

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Pay pigs (9/16/2016 11:29:50 PM)
6 ? 12 ? what are they ? Hands has little pickies around his face that tell me when it's wee-wee time and things like that

Gauge -> RE: Pay pigs (9/16/2016 11:40:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874 6 ? 12 ? what are they ? Hands has little pickies around his face that tell me when it's wee-wee time and things like that Clue. Get one. Hans is not a clock. Hans may well be a cock, but not a time indicator. You say pickles, I say... HANS!!! 'Come out to the coast, have a few laughs....'

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Pay pigs (9/16/2016 11:46:42 PM)
I LIVE on the coast and according to the newspaper today, we have attack turtles trying to take pieces out of people near here ( This is actually true) but Hands just got offended and went on strike. I often wonder what makes him tick ? He's pretty wound up about something.

Gauge -> RE: Pay pigs (9/16/2016 11:51:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874 I LIVE on the coast and according to the newspaper today, we have attack turtles trying to take pieces out of people near here ( This is actually true) but Hands just got offended and went on strike. I often wonder what makes him tick ? He's pretty wound up about something. Hans is not a turtle. You may be wound up about something. Ticking is not Hans, it is a bomb. Bombs tick. Hans does not. Be the Hans. What the fuck does that actually mean?

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Pay pigs (9/16/2016 11:56:23 PM)
Mean? I'm not mean. Neither is Hands. He does LEAN a little bit but I put a bit of cardboard under him and that seems to straighten him up. At least he's not alarmed about it. I made bombes when I was a chef. They didn't tick. They just sat there and looked all sicky. Gauge. I think you and I are making about as much sense now as the original op. Come for a visit and we can finish this case of rum !!!

Gauge -> RE: Pay pigs (9/17/2016 12:10:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874 Mean? I'm not mean. Neither is Hands. He does LEAN a little bit but I put a bit of cardboard under him and that seems to straighten him up. At least he's not alarmed about it. I made bombes when I was a chef. They didn't tick. They just sat there and looked all sicky. Gauge. I think you and I are making about as much sense now as the original op. Come for a visit and we can finish this case of rum !!! Not mean. You are Hans. Cardboard is of the devil. While we may agree that we make sense, I make sense, you make not sense. Which is sensible to me. I wish I knew why that it makes sense. Not sense. WAT?

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Pay pigs (9/17/2016 12:13:17 AM)
aha !!! Gotcha................so if death is so bad, why do they build walls around graveyards ?

freedomdwarf1 -> RE: Pay pigs (9/17/2016 7:14:03 AM)
To stop the zombies getting out [:D]

Gauge -> RE: Pay pigs (9/17/2016 8:56:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dvr22999874 aha !!! Gotcha................so if death is so bad, why do they build walls around graveyards ? Dude... it is to keep people out. Folks are just dying to get in.[8\|]

DomStrictMale -> RE: Pay pigs (10/15/2016 11:26:44 PM)
I pay pigs to become bacon...and that's it.

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Pay pigs (10/15/2016 11:30:27 PM)
Now I understand why graveyards are always the dead centre of town

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Pay pigs (10/15/2016 11:33:17 PM)
It's one of the few jobs where you actually start at the top.....................grave-digging

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Pay pigs (10/15/2016 11:35:45 PM)
Guage, I will have you know that my clock is so famous that many years ago, an English singer (?) called Max Bygraves, sang a song about him entitled 'You need Hands' . Spike Milligan followed it up with a song entitled 'You need knees' .

MsCoeur -> RE: Pay pigs (10/22/2016 8:20:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ocl751 is any one else pissed of with cheap sluts want money for sex is in line with Illuminati feminizing western men i would let my dog fuck mistress kae for fear catch some disease THE ISIS wank me later must think we are all girlie boys real men no pay for sex give me a army no drink or smoke drugs roll isis have greatest drug prostution empire world will ever see women will know their place is either under her man / suck fuck cook honour obey who needs sissy bois woman was created to service her man gen 2-18 /3-16 any questions ask god Romans 1;24-32 for they have forgoten natural sex acts for unnatural sex acts Are you saying ISIS wanked you, cause that is the next video I want them to release to hell with executions.

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