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RE: Clubs - 10/17/2016 6:57:24 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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RE: Clubs - 10/17/2016 7:44:15 PM   
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Ha ha. . I joined that group but the first time I spoke everyone booed me !

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RE: Clubs - 10/18/2016 7:33:07 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Status: offline 		Well, even though things did not go well at the local Exercise Club the other day, I decided to go back, as I could not zip up my skinny jeans yesterday.

I apologized for my bad attitude, and the leader said no worries, I'd be in top shape and sporting a six-pack in no time.

He was right! I opened my fridge today and there was a six-pack of beer! My roommate must have bought it. I grabbed it and headed back to the Exercise Club, anxious to share my find with the other members. The leader accused me of being a smart ass and banned me permanently! The nerve!

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RE: Clubs - 10/18/2016 9:19:43 PM   
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I joined a massage club but rubbed-up too many members the wrong way.

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RE: Clubs - 10/18/2016 9:24:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		I joined Masturbaters United but found they really weren't all pulling together

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RE: Clubs - 10/18/2016 9:40:28 PM   
DaddySatyr


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I wanted to join a kite-flying club, but it turns out, there were strings attached.



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RE: Clubs - 10/18/2016 10:02:09 PM   
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I tried to join the Grave Diggers' Association. . but lost the plot !

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RE: Clubs - 10/18/2016 10:50:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		I wanted to join the great memory club, but I wanted to join the great memory club, so I wanted to join the great memory club.

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RE: Clubs - 10/18/2016 11:01:19 PM   
DaddySatyr


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I wanted to join The Red Button Club. There was something wrong. No matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't put my finger on it.



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RE: Clubs - 10/18/2016 11:03:24 PM   
DaddySatyr


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Not a club, but I wanted to join the circus and be their "Human Cannonball". They rejected me because they were looking for someone of higher calibre.



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RE: Clubs - 10/19/2016 12:54:14 AM   
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I joined the Alfred Hitchcock Society. . . but it's mainly a bunch of Psycho's !

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RE: Clubs - 10/19/2016 12:56:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		I joined the same club............it was for the birds

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RE: Clubs - 10/19/2016 1:14:57 AM   
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. . . . and most members left through the Rear Window !

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RE: Clubs - 10/19/2016 1:50:49 AM   
DaddySatyr


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I was going to join the Sigmund Freud Fan Club, but I found the "handshake" to be a bit ... umm ... unorthodox.



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RE: Clubs - 10/19/2016 3:00:21 AM   
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RE: Clubs - 10/19/2016 3:27:35 AM   
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And I left the Charles Darwin Society . . . ..they're just a bunch of apes !

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RE: Clubs - 10/19/2016 6:39:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		My boyfriend was stressed and putting in long hours, so I took him to the local strip club to relax.

When we walked in, the door man said, "Great to see you again, Dave!" I asked him why the door man knew his name, and he claimed they were on the same bowling league.

Then the cocktail waitress came up and said, "Are you having your regular, Dave?" I was now highly suspicious and asked him if he was a regular at the club. He said no, the waitress also worked at the bowling alley and knew his drink order.

Then a stripper came over and said, "Dave, would you like your usual lap dance?"

I was now furious and stomped put. I hailed a cab and got in. Before I could shut the door, Dave squeezed in next to me. I began screaming at him. The cab driver said, "Dave, you picked up a real doozy tonight!"



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RE: Clubs - 10/19/2016 6:59:15 PM   
Tangelo


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I went to a Pole dancers' club, but it wasn't as good as the Ukranian dancers' club. . .or French dancers' club. .

.or Greek dancers. . .or Spanish. . .

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RE: Clubs - 10/20/2016 8:29:13 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Status: offline 		My friend just got kicked out of the local Telemarketers Club - seemed she had too many hang ups.

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RE: Clubs - 10/20/2016 10:45:35 PM   
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Membership at the local Geology Club has hit rock bottom..

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