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RE: Clubs - 10/21/2016 4:53:39 AM

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I tried joining the local Aquarium Society, but the membership had dried up after it was flooded with fishy complaints and floundered in its attempts to revive it's reputation.

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RE: Clubs - 10/21/2016 5:21:01 AM

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Wow! The Aquarium Society! That's pretty deep!

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RE: Clubs - 10/21/2016 7:36:40 AM

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Are you for reel. . . or just angling to muddy the water ??

Actually, the Aquarium Club I belonged to showed a net profit !

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RE: Clubs - 10/21/2016 6:37:31 PM

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You guys are just jellyfish.

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RE: Clubs - 10/21/2016 7:39:03 PM

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The Retired Shoemakers' Club is a load of old cobblers that won't last !

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RE: Clubs - 10/21/2016 7:44:33 PM

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I joined a mohels club but everybody wanted tips

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RE: Clubs - 10/21/2016 8:11:09 PM

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I joined a Nail Art club, but I had to polish up on my technique.

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RE: Clubs - 10/21/2016 8:23:43 PM

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I joined an equestrian club, but all they wanted to do was horse around.

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RE: Clubs - 10/21/2016 8:53:06 PM

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I joined an equestrian club, but all they wanted to do was horse around.

I would have said neigh to such shenanigans.

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RE: Clubs - 10/22/2016 3:01:24 AM

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I was going to join a Bachelors' Club, but they're too single-minded.
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RE: Clubs - 10/22/2016 11:27:43 AM

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I heard about a new strip club catering to women with male strippers and just had to go. I went on amateur night, where nonprofessional male strippers competed for prizes and also got to keep the tips the female patrons gave them.

One guy was so bad the women were giving him money to put his clothes back on! Their tips were "go away and don't come back!" and "better keep your day job!"

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RE: Clubs - 10/22/2016 5:13:54 PM

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I joined a lexicology group, but was lost for words.

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RE: Clubs - 10/22/2016 6:28:00 PM

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I joined the local wine-tasting club and soon an attractive man sat next to me. Upset about my recent break-up, I made the mistake of complaining about my ex-boyfriend. The attractive man said, "Would you like some cheese with that whine?"

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RE: Clubs - 10/22/2016 6:47:48 PM

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I joined a Nail Art club but I couldn't fall in line with the rank and file.

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RE: Clubs - 10/22/2016 7:32:48 PM

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You weren't giving them 'the finger' I hope ?

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RE: Clubs - 10/22/2016 7:36:52 PM

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I was going to join the '288s ' club but it was two gross

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RE: Clubs - 10/22/2016 7:37:57 PM

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You weren't giving them 'the finger' I hope ?

You nailed it. It's takes a sharp one to pick up on that

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RE: Clubs - 10/22/2016 7:53:18 PM

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I visited the ankle club but it was a pretty low joint

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RE: Clubs - 10/22/2016 7:55:04 PM

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I was going to join the local arbor society, but it seemed pretty shady.

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RE: Clubs - 10/22/2016 7:56:27 PM

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I went there DS but everybody had retired.................apparently their ships had come in

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