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Dvr22999874 -> RE: Clubs (10/22/2016 7:59:13 PM)
I went from there to the submariners club................what a dive.

DaddySatyr -> RE: Clubs (10/22/2016 8:03:11 PM)
I saw a local cinema club advertised in the paper. I was going to join, but their agenda was very black-and-white. Michael

DaddySatyr -> RE: Clubs (10/22/2016 8:04:53 PM)
I also looked into a photography club. I applied, but nothing ever developed. Michael

DaddySatyr -> RE: Clubs (10/22/2016 8:06:55 PM)
They said the background check brought up some bad information, but I think I was framed. Michael

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Clubs (10/22/2016 8:07:15 PM)
That's a very negative attitude. I would have looked for the positives

igor2003 -> RE: Clubs (10/22/2016 8:09:44 PM)
I was going to join an amateur detectives club, but they didn't have a clue.

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Clubs (10/22/2016 8:10:00 PM)
I looked into joining the Society of Mirrors but on reflection I couldn't see myself in that

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Clubs (10/22/2016 8:14:16 PM)
I went to join the police force but when I got to the police station, there was nobody there. It was just another cop-out

Tangelo -> RE: Clubs (10/22/2016 8:56:35 PM)
I left the Police when I found out copulation wasn't part of the job.

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Clubs (10/22/2016 9:20:32 PM)
and in England being a cop was just too PC

Tangelo -> RE: Clubs (10/22/2016 9:40:14 PM)
It's not cheap either .. . if you call for a cop in England they'll send you the Bill.

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Clubs (10/22/2016 9:42:13 PM)
That's pure filth

DaddySatyr -> RE: Clubs (10/22/2016 10:27:37 PM)
I was going to go work for the phone company as an operator, but it has its hang-ups. Michael

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Clubs (10/22/2016 10:29:18 PM)
My brother joined the army as an officer cadet but got thrown out for continually playing with his privates

Tangelo -> RE: Clubs (10/23/2016 4:48:37 AM)
I joined the Retired Mailmen Club, but got sick of them playing the 'Last Post'.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Clubs (10/23/2016 7:33:01 PM)
The entrance exam for the local Limbo Club was being able to limbo under the bar. Not being very limber, I was surprised to pass. Turns out they had set the bar too high.

Tangelo -> RE: Clubs (10/24/2016 12:42:37 AM)
I had a novel idea, so I joined a book club.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Clubs (10/24/2016 6:39:59 PM)
I thought I would receive a warm welcome at the local Rope Riggers Club, but I'm a frayed knot.

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Clubs (10/24/2016 6:41:40 PM)
I tried to join a campanology club but I got tolled off when I told them I was at the end of my rope

Tangelo -> RE: Clubs (10/25/2016 1:03:44 AM)
It must have been the same Campanology club I belonged to years ago. I thought you rang a bell !

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