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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/2/2016 6:44:47 PM

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Seems a lot of interest in pork here in kink world, maybe those interested in pay pigs should try Pork Bellies.

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/2/2016 9:43:30 PM

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The huge tat on her chest says 10-18-11. That makes the kid 5 years old... no?

ETA: and the tat says, "I am my son's keeper. My pride and joy" That makes the kid a 5 year old boy... no???

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When I think of FinDommery, I think Walmart.

Her 5 year old son's birthday was last month (Oct 18) so she is probably extra broke right now.
She got knocked up at age 13 so her opportunities in life haven't been so good.
She's been working as a cashier at Walmart so she ain't rich.

If some dumbass submissive horny toad thinks her experience handling money as a cashier at Walmart means shes good at FinDom stuff... let him pay her rent. The only thing in life this poor chic has going for her is a pair of duck lips and set of big floppy tits. Let her sell them for all she can get.

Her daughter, and she's only 1, not 5.

If she'd spend less on tattoos and make-up, she wouldn't be broke either...

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/2/2016 11:59:27 PM

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The huge tat on her chest says 10-18-11. That makes the kid 5 years old... no?

ETA: and the tat says, "I am my son's keeper. My pride and joy" That makes the kid a 5 year old boy... no???

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When I think of FinDommery, I think Walmart.

Her 5 year old son's birthday was last month (Oct 18) so she is probably extra broke right now.
She got knocked up at age 13 so her opportunities in life haven't been so good.
She's been working as a cashier at Walmart so she ain't rich.

If some dumbass submissive horny toad thinks her experience handling money as a cashier at Walmart means shes good at FinDom stuff... let him pay her rent. The only thing in life this poor chic has going for her is a pair of duck lips and set of big floppy tits. Let her sell them for all she can get.

Her daughter, and she's only 1, not 5.

If she'd spend less on tattoos and make-up, she wouldn't be broke either...

From her profile: FinDom Goddess, 18 very independent and mother of 1 she was born Sept 15,2016 so I'm still lactating :)

Maybe the tattoo is a memorial tattoo for a child she lost. If so, my condolences OP.

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/3/2016 9:34:39 AM

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I'd go in halves with you but I think I'm going to need the ENTIRE piggy...Sorry, NOT sorry...Bacon and other pork products rank pretty high in this household.

Wish you were closer. This pig is sooo prime it makes my mouth water.

LMAO...I hope you aren't going to break down and LICK that pig, or start nibbling on an ear! PLEASE resist the temptation!

No chance of that. It was a rainy October and Pig's pen is muddy which means Pig is muddy too. She was actually a very spoiled pet pig until she got so big and aggressive that people started to be afraid of her. However, she's still fed like a queen which means tasty chops, loins, and roasts.

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/6/2016 2:56:21 AM

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Ugh....

I'm just trying to find 1 respectful piggy who wants to be drained by a sexy tatted Goddess with a fierce attitude.

But all I'm finding is twat waffles telling me how big of a whore I am...

Serious pigs please apply

Sounds like some really smart twat waffles, what makes you think they are wrong?

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/6/2016 1:52:44 PM

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I have to say, when I hear the phrase "to drain" in BDSM, my immediate assumption is "to drain of semen". Do you think there's a deliberate correlation there in the Pay Princess dictionary?

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/7/2016 2:56:23 AM

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I have to say, when I hear the phrase "to drain" in BDSM, my immediate assumption is "to drain of semen". Do you think there's a deliberate correlation there in the Pay Princess dictionary?

Interesting, when I hear it, I think blood. hmmm

but you may be right about the dictionary. They all seem to be following the same script.

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/7/2016 3:51:28 AM

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Salt and sugar at 1-1? I need to make a citrus brine for a pork belly

The best I've ever found is Alton Brown's Coffee Marinade recipe for pork.

I am not a big fan of coffee though... there is a farm about an hour from here that raises royal Hungarian Manalitza pigs.. supposed to be some of the best pork on the planet

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/7/2016 5:06:13 AM

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I'd go in halves with you but I think I'm going to need the ENTIRE piggy...Sorry, NOT sorry...Bacon and other pork products rank pretty high in this household.

Wish you were closer. This pig is sooo prime it makes my mouth water.

LMAO...I hope you aren't going to break down and LICK that pig, or start nibbling on an ear! PLEASE resist the temptation!

No chance of that. It was a rainy October and Pig's pen is muddy which means Pig is muddy too. She was actually a very spoiled pet pig until she got so big and aggressive that people started to be afraid of her. However, she's still fed like a queen which means tasty chops, loins, and roasts.

The aggressive ones taste better, because there is less guilt come time for slaughter.

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RE: Seeking a piggy to drain - 11/7/2016 8:44:21 AM

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The aggressive ones taste better, because there is less guilt come time for slaughter.

LOL. I only have guilt when it's one of mine. As long as they belong to someone else I'm okay.

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Revise that number. Just got 14 new chicks and 5 turkeys.

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